Oh, please, Yoichi. The media loves me, I get them the views they need. [ the naivete is adorable, though, he's snickering... ] Besides, that's not how it works. I hear all the sports news outlets in Japan were sucking Sae Itoshi's dick for years only to turn around and call him a war criminal for... what was it? The crime of not taking playing around with children seriously?

[ snickering intensifies... ]