( not the luxury fastfood... but fine! he won't be late! he's up on his feet anyway, so he'll show up after kaiser does, but NOT past the 25 minute mark, ok.
you'll have to approach him and tap his shoulder or something, though, because he just followed the google instructions and does NAWT know where you're standing........... )
[ kaiser is NOT paying for a five dollar footlong from subway... never mind that it hasn't cost five dollars in years now, whatever. we can have some class.
anyways, for a few moments, kaiser watches kyun pull up and then stand there and forgors that he won't know kaiser is already here. after he rembers, he approaches very quietly before putting a hand on his shoulder... he needs to test to see if kyun has the crechur instincts. ]
( they're like thrice that price today damn... anyway, he knows it's kaiser. the moment the other touches him, the world flashes in front of his eyes; the restaurant, kaiser's face, their general surroundings. borrowed eyes, really.
he snickers and turn his head towards the other, as if he could see him, still. )
[ if the answer to both of those questions is "yes", then he'll do it... but for no less than that!! since he's already got his hand on kyun's shoulder, he'll push him in the right direction. get hopping... slightly upscale sandwiches await... ]
( as long as kaiser's holding onto him, he can see, at least? granted, it's vision mixed with parts of the other's memories, but still...
he shan't say it, though, just letting kaiser lead him towards the sandwiches and doing his best impression at not actually being able to see right now. )
You're getting me the deluxe combo, right? Rich guy.
[ hands clutched against each other... fingers interlaced, because kaiser is a real (word i shalln't say). also, he likes grossing people out a little, what's the problem with that! ]
... And no, you're kinda scrawny. You can't actually finish that. [ don't waste food! also, kaiser has a Plan already. ] You can get the normal combo, with whole wheat bread, no red meat or mayonnaise. And don't get the cookie for the side, that shit looks awful.
[ by "awful", he means delicious but in a deeply guilty pleasure way... the oils are seeping outta them... ]
( he will have to try harder than that if he wants to gross kyun out fr. he'll gladly hold kaiser's hand, since it gives him vision and Helpful Insights into the other's life?
which is really just soccer, huh... )
Hmm. ( scrawny, sure, but he can absolutely finish that? still, he's not going to complain about free food either way...
... )
You're pretty controlling, aren't you? ( deciding on his meal all by himself? unprompted? damn. ) Also, are you sure you can be seen holding hands with a whore?
[ soccer and every negative emotion known to mankind pointed at himself, yeah, that's about his entire existence summed up. ]
Seen by who, exactly? The guy at the cashier? Hmm...
[ yeah, kaiser doesn't think that guy gets paid enough to go through his shifts actually paying attention to what goes on. also, yes, kaiser wishes he could control the entire world and is forced to settle for doing his best with the people immediately around him. sigh... ]
Also, I'm the one buying the damn sandwich, so I think I should get to pick. I'm very nice [ um ] though, so if you want something else, tell me now.
( yeah, it's not very fun looking in his head. but kyun doesn't really care, anyway; every celebrity is fucked up, is what he believes? )
Well, yeah. Y'know they all got tiktoks nowadays. ( doing subway lives and all...
but if kaiser doesn't mind, then kyun doesn't, either. he's got his hood pulled over his head, anyway, holding onto kaiser's hand and enjoying the brief opportunity to actually scout his surroundings. )
Nope, sandwich's perfectly fine with me! You can pick the toppings, too. I don't like peppers. ( just fyi!!! )
[ true! is kaiser insane because he's suited for being a celebrity... or is he suited for being a celebrity because he's insane...
anyways, kaiser has no idea what that means. he has an old soul... well, he is familiar with the vlog, and he probably can recognize the vine boom. but he will understand the tiktoks... nobody will EVER catch him doing a live and rating normal kartoffeln auf die 1. ]
And what are you bobbing your head around for? Weirdo.
[ not that kaiser actually cares nor does he particularly want an answer, he's pulling them towards the counter to order. he is more preoccupied with ordering the most nutritionally enriched and balanced sandwich that he can manage... and because he's nice, the sun chips as a side. :) ]
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im just a friend so its fine
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thats how youre getting the money or not at all
deal or no?
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i just thought id go get myself a snack rn smh
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[ NO FOOD after (insert arbitrary time of night here) if you don't want to end up like fatnabry. ]
whatever, i guess thats none of my business
what shit do you want to eat
ill meet you there and pay and give you the rest in cash
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( DUHHHH. no fat camp plz... )
good q
maybe a sandwich or something...
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he'll just drop a location for the nicest fast food chain nearby because all the proper restaurants are already closed. hmph... ]
25 minutes or im leaving
[ kaiser, of course, will be waiting there in 20 minutes. :) ]
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( not the luxury fastfood... but fine! he won't be late! he's up on his feet anyway, so he'll show up after kaiser does, but NOT past the 25 minute mark, ok.
you'll have to approach him and tap his shoulder or something, though, because he just followed the google instructions and does NAWT know where you're standing........... )
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anyways, for a few moments, kaiser watches kyun pull up and then stand there and forgors that he won't know kaiser is already here. after he rembers, he approaches very quietly before putting a hand on his shoulder... he needs to test to see if kyun has the crechur instincts. ]
It's me. [ who else? it's him!! ]
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he snickers and turn his head towards the other, as if he could see him, still. )
Gonna lead me by the hand?
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[ if the answer to both of those questions is "yes", then he'll do it... but for no less than that!! since he's already got his hand on kyun's shoulder, he'll push him in the right direction. get hopping... slightly upscale sandwiches await... ]
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( as long as kaiser's holding onto him, he can see, at least? granted, it's vision mixed with parts of the other's memories, but still...
he shan't say it, though, just letting kaiser lead him towards the sandwiches and doing his best impression at not actually being able to see right now. )
You're getting me the deluxe combo, right? Rich guy.
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[ hands clutched against each other... fingers interlaced, because kaiser is a real (word i shalln't say). also, he likes grossing people out a little, what's the problem with that! ]
... And no, you're kinda scrawny. You can't actually finish that. [ don't waste food! also, kaiser has a Plan already. ] You can get the normal combo, with whole wheat bread, no red meat or mayonnaise. And don't get the cookie for the side, that shit looks awful.
[ by "awful", he means delicious but in a deeply guilty pleasure way... the oils are seeping outta them... ]
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which is really just soccer, huh... )
Hmm. ( scrawny, sure, but he can absolutely finish that? still, he's not going to complain about free food either way...
... )
You're pretty controlling, aren't you? ( deciding on his meal all by himself? unprompted? damn. ) Also, are you sure you can be seen holding hands with a whore?
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Seen by who, exactly? The guy at the cashier? Hmm...
[ yeah, kaiser doesn't think that guy gets paid enough to go through his shifts actually paying attention to what goes on. also, yes, kaiser wishes he could control the entire world and is forced to settle for doing his best with the people immediately around him. sigh... ]
Also, I'm the one buying the damn sandwich, so I think I should get to pick. I'm very nice [ um ] though, so if you want something else, tell me now.
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Well, yeah. Y'know they all got tiktoks nowadays. ( doing subway lives and all...
but if kaiser doesn't mind, then kyun doesn't, either. he's got his hood pulled over his head, anyway, holding onto kaiser's hand and enjoying the brief opportunity to actually scout his surroundings. )
Nope, sandwich's perfectly fine with me! You can pick the toppings, too. I don't like peppers. ( just fyi!!! )
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anyways, kaiser has no idea what that means. he has an old soul... well, he is familiar with the vlog, and he probably can recognize the vine boom. but he will understand the tiktoks... nobody will EVER catch him doing a live and rating normal kartoffeln auf die 1. ]
And what are you bobbing your head around for? Weirdo.
[ not that kaiser actually cares nor does he particularly want an answer, he's pulling them towards the counter to order. he is more preoccupied with ordering the most nutritionally enriched and balanced sandwich that he can manage... and because he's nice, the sun chips as a side. :) ]