Where was I supposed to see a hedgehog living in a German city, at the zoo? I've never been anywhere like that... I think that I haven't seen that many real animals, now that I think about it. Unless it counts if I've seen drawings?

[ guy who isn't exactly sure what most wild animals look like... look, he didn't grow up drooling over nature documentaries like some people. and not unlike sae, the only videos he watches are sports... he has not known the joy of seeing a panda do the dumbest things imaginable. he knows what a lot of birds look like now, he supposes??

also, kaiser doesn't feel like saying "yeah... that's because it's a metaphor" so he'll leave that be for now. ahem. ]

We never went to the aquarium either.