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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

( from )

yes but youd be making society better off if you got them to change the law instead

[ being able to kill people legally would definitely make everybody better off. yeah. ]

[unjilt]

Interesting.

You didn't strike me as the type that cares about society.

[outplayed]

( from )

whag

[ sent that too fast and typoed, lowkey he hopes he dies before he has to leave japan actually, this is unrecoverable. ]

the pillow and sheets arent mine either [ ........ why did he bring up sheets. ]
you can take my track jacket

you want me to make a return trip then?

[trivela]

[ maybe the cringe will take them both... ]

i mean yeah
if you ever want that jacket back

[ weird way to say that yes, he'll take the jacket. ]

[outplayed]

( from )

well

[ reo is going to have to wait for the 15 second delay between each of these lines because kaiser doesn't know how to explain this either. ]

i asked if he wanted me to
idk we were talking about other stuff before but im just cutting to the main point here
and he was annoyingly indirect about it but i made him spit out an answer
so yeah
then we did it, whatever

i preferred the piggyback personally

[ NOT that reo asked. ]

[unjilt]

[ something about the uncharacteristic pause between replies, the subtle awkwardness of his explanation, the way he tries to dismiss what happened but still feels the need to talk about it— it's sweet, in a weird way. but he won't call him out on it and scare him away from the topic; he's prickly enough as it is. ]

So you made him do it.

Well?
How was it?

[outplayed]

( from )

[ which part should stop exactly... the pleading emoji? the #couplegoals #aspirational #hashtags? kaiser's yapping? ]

well arent you the sweetest
will you still tolerate me if i have nothing to say

[ pl.......ead.....i.......... ]

... id just like to have a fucking functional team again [ ahem ]
but sure
lets see whos currently on top when it comes to the game

[ just the game ofc. ]

captcha wont smite kaiser but sae always will

[sublimed]

( the pleading. the hashtags are fine and #real! )

I've already tolerated you when you had nothing to say.
Or rather, when you couldn't say anything.

( cuz you know... )

Whether we're playing against or with each other next time, it'll still be better than whatever mess is going on with BM right now.
Thank fuck Real said hell no when offered.

[outplayed]

( from )

yeah but im not looking to be the kind of person who makes an impression by being present yet silent, personally

you want to stand out more, then?

ty!

[rarify]

i already stand out quite more but not in a way i always like. i'd prefer to make a positive impression.
they picked me out to be your senpai because i dye my hair, you know?
gives a rebellious vibe or whatever so they thought we'd be a good match

[outplayed]

( from )

How would I know? All I know about baby bird is he has absolutely no game sense and apparently he's a cheater.

[ that's what reo says, by his insane gf standards. but kaiser is the same kind of insane gf so whatever happened, he's sure it was cheating which everybody would agree is definitely, unambiguously cheating! never mind that he'd be right for the wrong reasons, in this instance.

anyways, after dropping that vital piece of information that probably would've been quite nice to know before having an opinion on the matter (but it had genuinely not occurred to kaiser to say so until this point)... he starts taking his shoes off so he can put his feet up on the bed and rest his back against the wall. ]

[simpings]

[ unfortunately, ness was trying to do that thing where, if you want to find out if a girl is a lesbian, you ask her if she thinks kristen stewart is gay, and if they say yes, the girl is gay, if they say no, they're straight etc etc. but kaiser didn't give him an answer about what he thinks of nagi - well, he actually gave him something worse.

so nagi and reo are/were a thing, but nagi cheated(?), and that's why they're not together now(??). that's really depressing. extra sad when you were projecting on one of them.

and... ness isn't blind. he knows kaiser is unattached and he easily flirts (and likely more) with other people. it never really bothered him despite how jealous he is because ness has always valued kaiser's heart above his body, and as long as he doesn't catch kaiser sighing and wistfully looking into the distance, he doesn't really care what he does as long as he's happy.

although now it clicks, why kaiser said that thing about how cheaters should die. he takes his own shoes off and joins him against the wall. ]

So you think he should die for what he did?

[outplayed]

( from )

youre french, right

[ this is a relevant question. ]

[nohomework]

I guess so.

[ what a boring question! ]

[outplayed]

( from )

[ things have generally not been going well in kaiser's life as of late, most of which he blames on isagi, so it's quite gratifying to see isagi have a thoroughly bad day and know in the back of his mind that he contributed significantly to it. you know, kind of like how a bully with a playground crush enjoys yanking on his crush's pigtails...

but mercifully enough, he actually does reply to that text fairly quickly. ]

?
can you prove youre responsible enough to deserve having it back?

[gol]

( stops halfway through his walk to the showers and he checks the message on his phone, half-suspecting it might be some kind of a spam message, but also half-hoping that it's kaiser. funny how he's still surprised when he sees the text is from IGNORE THIS. so much for that name change in his contact's list... clearly he's not ignoring the idiot. )

Huh? I paid for it. It's mine.

[locknessmonster]

[ tfln ]

I know you haven't but sometimes you try and act like you don't.

[outplayed]

ok? what do you want me to do
act differently?? [ absolutely nawt. ]

[outplayed]

( from )

really?
if anything id like it if you were pickier
would make it easier to ironically be your rich older patron in the long-run, you know?

[trivela]

i like maybe two people in this world
and you still want me to be pickier?

[outplayed]

( from )

are you implying sometimes you were busy staring at the poster of noel noa and having sex with him to get touched in real life? ok yoichi...

so what did you fantasize about, do tell

[gol]

Not telling. Am I the only one who hasn't had sex around here? WTF.

[outplayed]

( from )

ok then better send me your three sizes rn or else im guesstimating and itll be your problem if the garters dont stay on

anyway, DO you want me to counteroffer or not?
like i said im not opposed to dressing up??

[menkoi]

[ he sends those numbers over so fast it's pretty obvious he already had them on his phone somewhere ]

so you want the garters to stay on, then? got it~

[ the behavior he puts up with for a good time... ]

ah, the counteroffer thing? hm
idk i'm a simple slut. i like to see your body.

you'd look good in a yukata though
i bet all the japanese girls tell you that

[outplayed]

( from )

[ this is how kaiser and sae's manager get to be on a regular texting basis, huh... ]

???
was it that bad of a suggestion
dont kill yourself angel we can go to the aquarium instead [ is he making it better ]

[sublimed]

( tell giraud to come open the window. )

It wasn't a bad suggestion

( you are NOT making it better!!!! it's precisely because it wasn't a bad suggestion? he would have fun there. unfortunately. )

What else is there ( distract him at least! )

[outplayed]

( from )

why would i lie over this
if anything id love to be more selective over the men who have the audacity to touch me

and oh ok i guess its my woman when we fuck and darling angel saechen meine prinzessin when we dont -_-

[ his point is where is the line being drawn here exactly! are those that different?! but he can't express himself, so. ]

[sublimed]

Don't you just touch anyone, anywhere, whenever you please?
Maybe the problem starts with you.

...

( if anything, he's only now realizing how many stupid things kaiser gets to call him on a daily basis and? how he just allows it? )

You're right.
I should start "busting your balls" over these dumb names more.

[outplayed]

( from )

wrong answer.
i will generously give you a second attempt, say thank you and use it well

[gol]

Ah. I get it. I get it. 110% impatient. Can't wait to get you into bed and jerk you off. Like that?

[outplayed]

( from )

[ this isn't about staring soulfully into rin's hot girl teal eyes at the moment!! it's about staring like some kind of starving creature at thighs.

but kaiser has creature instincts as his default to begin with, so rin hopefully doesn't find it too surprising after the fact when kaiser's reaction to him moving is to almost immediately reach out to bring a hand up to rin's upper chest, the same way he might move to block somebody if they were on the pitch. ]

... That depends, how hot would you find it if I did?

[ they have got to stop talking about murder, it's doing something to his brain...? ]

[trivela]

[ the hand on his chest isn't unwelcome but it still has rin glance down, then up again, an eyebrow raised at kaiser. who would have thought that europeans were so feral... ]

Very hot. It's like, the greatest honor? [ why did you ask the freak who would bang pyramid head if he wants to be killed by you in a fit of possessiveness...

unfortunately (fortunately?) this hot girl is equally insane so of course rin's arms find their way around kaiser's neck and pull him closer, like they're some lovey dovey couple that isn't talking about murder right now. ] So how would you kill me?

[outplayed]

( from )

Ah, whatever. I just can't say no to you saying "go deeper".

[ snickering because yeah, he thinks he's so funny. still, he wades out until the water is ankle deep without hesitating — he's quick to adjust in situations like this, so the temperature doesn't bother him too much after he's already dipped his toes in. that said— ]

I think you get cold easier than I do, so you'll probably feel it more than me. But I'll keep you warm, doesn't that count for anything?

[ WINK... then he holds a hand out. he thinks sae shall join him, if sae is no coward...! ]

[sublimed]

If only you could always follow through.

( he's sticking his tongue out from the embankment at that.

watching kaiser waddle in deeper is kind of funny, though, so, eh. who cares. he gets up, a little hesitant, and shuffles out of his sneakers, leaving them placed neatly along with his socks next to kaiser's. after that, he sticks one toe into the water and... freezes on the spot.

look, he's used to spain, and? spanish water? which is usually? very warm???? right now, he looks like he just bit into ice cream, teeth chattering on instinct. )

No way. This feels like ice. ( you have to carry him in — )

[outplayed]

( from )

[ boy why did he say that. it's true, but why. ]

is this a trick question

[trivela]

maybe i just misread it

[ better not push things. ]

good to know that people are going to think we look good together

[outplayed]

( from )

shitting yourself to death is the perfect balance of hilarious and tragic if you ask me
but fine you can die from a tragic concussion incurred from smashing your head into a goalpost that went terribly wrong, how about that

[ kaiser imagines that one happening to the many people he dislikes sometimes, but he'll keep that to himself. ]

... is your logic here that im the wife because im the beautiful one?

[gol]

You gonna cry in public if that happens?

U-huh. You're prettier so... We can table this discussion for when I grow taller in a year's time.

I'm back in my room now. Still feel like death. Write me a pretty eulogy when I'm gone.

[outplayed]

( from )

that would never happen.

[ and if it did happen, he would probably be having a nuclear meltdown because it would certainly not be because he started talking about it. ]

fine, ill give you one exclusive piece of information
i didnt start playing football until i was 12
very impressive, no?

[gol]

Not as impressive as Nagi who started playing a few months ago or some shit, but yeah.

Now I'm wondering why you only started at 12. Like what were you into before... Gonna tell me? Don't need to if you don't wanna.

[outplayed]

( from )

doesnt exactly take a psychiatrist to back that one out, you made it pretty obvious
so whats stopping you, then

[menkoi]

right now? got a team of assholes i gotta carry on my back to the final

[outplayed]

( from )

well being a bigshot actress is no guarantee of having taste, so who knows
and why dont you give it a try, then
you may as well challenge your horizons, not like you have to follow through

[ he does not have thoughts rooted in reality over this, no. ]

[unjilt]

Now why would I do that?
Just to start drama and rumors?
Unfortunately my life is constantly under a microscope so I can't do that in good conscience knowing it'll give the poor girl a bad rep.

[ also he doesn't want to conquer any girl's heart because ew girls ]

[outplayed]

( from )

The team dietician says I should be loading more simple carbs...

[ because he burns through them like crazy, even compared to most athletes of his build — maybe his body is just used to being hyper efficient with whatever he eats — and he's been training harder than usual as of late. ]

I'm going to end up one of those people who has to drink those disgusting nutrient smoothies at this rate. [ typical obnoxious white boy complaining about how easily he loses weight— ]

[locknessmonster]

[ Ness listens and he takes that all into consideration and locks into his brain that is 90% Kaiser information at this point. ]

I bet I could figure out a way to get them to taste good for you!

[ Or well, he'd try anyway. ]

[outplayed]

( from )

The easiest way to learn a language is through exposure, so just take it as a learning experience. How do you think you're going to get around in Germany?

[ aside from their magical translators, whatever. or learning german, but that strikes kaiser as probably a more challenging ask than english, so... ]

[monsterawareness]

I'm still studying.

[ And immersion would probably make it a lot easier. ]

But if I have to concentrate too hard on what's being said then a movie's not fun.

[outplayed]

( from )

[ oh okay. good. kaiser is not going to have to knock random things off of the kitchen counter because he's a sad little kitty who has been neglected by sae! ]

ok hurry [ as if sae has any control over the matter.

anyways, whenever sae comes back, he'll find kaiser laying stomach down on the living room sofa, the bottle of liquor (half gone now) and the shotglass he was using on the nearby coffee table. ]

Saaaeeee... [ welcome back bbg. he rolls over onto his side to make room for sae to sit down, patting the couch in front of his stomach. come, let him curl around you, sae....... ]

[sublimed]

( this is sooo pathetic but giraud has to drag his drunk ass out of the car, then into the elevator, then deposits him in front of the apartment, at which point sae waves him off and says he'll be fine.

which teammate carried him to the car? we will never know.

for now, he'll just flop down next to kaiser, leaning back and over the other, a small groan leaving his lips. this was a terrible fucking idea, actually. )

Ughhh... ( he is NAWT coherent rn )