Spontaneity is reserved for the future mother of my children, actually. The kids will get... a steady and reliable parent, obviously.

[ obviously! (nervously laughs) if anything he probably goes in the opposite direction and tries to take a little too much care, actually— ]

And that sounds like a vote for lowkey to me. Good, then I don't have to think about others looking at your lineup of slutty beach outfits. [ WINK ]