Well, whenever you decide on it, consider revising your thoughts downward a bit.

[ just... consider it. but at the end of the day, no, kaiser would not gone girl anybody. he just thinks the idea of it is deeply amusing. ]

You're very naïve, Yoichi. The media's gonna eat you up some day, I fear.

[ he does not actually fear that; he's being a little sarcastic. ]