( stops crushing candies on his phone to stare at kaiser, especially after that mention of an accident messing him up... because yeah, no. that's never happening. not on his watch. he tugs a little harder on kaiser's hair before trying to fix it up again, not that it's possible because this bedhead is just ~ something else. )

Tch. What's your definition of premature aging? Is getting a wrinkle in your forties still going to freak you out? ( gotta know what he's getting into with this vain pot. )