[ true, that will certainly never happen! ever since encountering the ultimate misfortune (being born into terrible circumstances), he's since proven that he is truly god's chosen blorbo and god would never let that happen to his own personal blorbo... ]

Well, since you brought up Noa, I don't want to look into my 40s by the time I'm just in my early 30s. [ he doesn't want to age like l*ka m*dric either... ]

Do you ever look at Toni Kroos and Thomas Müller side by side. [ just him? fair. it's a bit deranged. ] Compared to any striker of our age group, in fifteen-odd years, I'd better be the Kroos in that comparison.