You already that claimed you aren't being compassionate, so don't fucking irritate me with that shit.

[ kaiser would like to reiterate: hypocrite! irrational! okay, maybe kaiser doesn't exactly know what he's getting into here, but so be it. he also had no idea what he was getting into when some old man took him out of jail and told him to kick ball good, and kaiser has managed just fine — excelled, even, because kaiser tends to perform better the more difficult the task is. if anything, he has a better idea of what noa is about to bring to the metaphorical table than back then. ]

You're being so annoying. [ don't make him roll his eyes again. in a decidedly more annoyed fashion, kaiser reaches down to unzip his jacket the rest of the way. it's not even slightly seductive, really. ] How about this, if you're sooooo damn concerned you'll break me like a child with no restraint, you can hold still for two seconds afterwards so I can be the second person to break your nose.