[ that causes kaiser to open his mouth slightly, slack-jawed and mildly agog, before promptly closing it again because that possibility simply had not occurred to him for some reason? he doesn't recall regarding losing his blowjob virginity as a particularly big deal, but he isn't so utterly lacking in empathy that he doesn't get that maybe it is a big deal for other people. he just hadn't considered it up until this point.

among his redeeming personality traits, at least, is a willingness to admit when he's wrong; there's just so many more important things out there than being right, like getting what you want, ]

Okay. You're right. [ he is... NOT apologizing, though. ] I'm taking this seriously, I assure you.

[ he almost goes as far as to say, "just take it as me being eager," but on second thought... no! ]

I won't laugh at you. Well. [ ......... ] I might, but I'll tell you now, it can't be worse than my first time doing it, so...