( gonna blink at kaiser, once, twice. like did he seriously just ask him that question. isagi sucks in a deep breath like okay, time to have this talk. he moves to place his hand on kaiser's shoulder, first one and then the other, resting his knee on the edge of the bed, basically half-straddling the guy -- wanting to have this direct eye-to-eye contact. is he intimidated by him? sure. but... )
If you so much as snicker at me, I'll freaking punch you. ( he then lowers his gaze. ) Just kinda always thought I'd get up to these things after marriage... ( he also didn't think his first foray into "relationships" or whatever the fuck this is, would be with some guy even. )
You're my first, so... maybe it's kind of a big deal to me. Can you not be so damn blasé about it?
[ that causes kaiser to open his mouth slightly, slack-jawed and mildly agog, before promptly closing it again because that possibility simply had not occurred to him for some reason? he doesn't recall regarding losing his blowjob virginity as a particularly big deal, but he isn't so utterly lacking in empathy that he doesn't get that maybe it is a big deal for other people. he just hadn't considered it up until this point.
among his redeeming personality traits, at least, is a willingness to admit when he's wrong; there's just so many more important things out there than being right, like getting what you want, ]
Okay. You're right. [ he is... NOT apologizing, though. ] I'm taking this seriously, I assure you.
[ he almost goes as far as to say, "just take it as me being eager," but on second thought... no! ]
I won't laugh at you. Well. [ ......... ] I might, but I'll tell you now, it can't be worse than my first time doing it, so...
( he brushes kaiser's hair back, tugging on that bit of blue at the tip of his hair before he tucks it behind his ear out of sight. he'd ask about how often he bullies ness into doing dye jobs for him, but blargh, who wants to talk about that damn puppet right now. )
Hm. How was your first time then? ( gonna just push kaiser back to lie down in hiori's bed of all things, but whatever, they're planning to change the sheets this weekend anyway. he gets him to scoot back a little more before he pins kaiser's hands down, straddling him properly this time. )
You're not allowed to touch me just yet, okay? ( those are the rules. he doesn't wanna rush this, even if they should be getting up to this shit in kaiser's room, but screw it. he tugs on kaiser's shirt before lifting it up slightly, watching his expression as he slides his hand up the flat planes of his abdomen. ) So... Tell me about it. I wanna know. Did you do it with just some total rando? Was he so hot you couldn't control yourself? ( he's just gonna brush his thumb over kaiser's nipple a few times, curious, wanting to know if that's a sensitive spot for him or if it does nothing. a little pinch, a little tug and he licks at his lips as he adjusts his position and presses down on him with his hips ~ is kaiser jr. asleep down there or what? )
[ in hiori's bed?! that's crazy, but so is kaiser, so maybe it all fits. ]
Hmm. Underwhelming.
[ the story is actually, objectively rather embarrassing, but (1) kaiser doesn't care and (2) he is operating under the assumption that sharing it would probably make isagi stop overthinking this so much... ]
I didn't realize he would come so fast and I absolutely did not want to swallow, so. [ soooooo... ] His cum came out of my nose a little.
[ yeah, so, this is why you don't do things just to "get the experience". kaiser has no comment to those other questions, though — he wrinkles his nose a little and gives isagi a look that says something like damn mind your own fucking business! he didn't realize he had to fill out his entire rap sheet in advance!
anyways. he'll allow isagi to do as he will for the time being without attempting to pulls his hands away, although kaiser's reactions are a mixed bag — on the one hand, he does seem to feel something when isagi touches his abs up to his chest, but he presses his lips together, refusing to react too overtly. still, his breathing slows and deepens noticeably, and he rolls his hips upwards slightly... the little emperor is intrigued, perhaps, but not yet at attention. ]
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If you so much as snicker at me, I'll freaking punch you. ( he then lowers his gaze. ) Just kinda always thought I'd get up to these things after marriage... ( he also didn't think his first foray into "relationships" or whatever the fuck this is, would be with some guy even. )
You're my first, so... maybe it's kind of a big deal to me. Can you not be so damn blasé about it?
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among his redeeming personality traits, at least, is a willingness to admit when he's wrong; there's just so many more important things out there than being right, like getting what you want, ]
Okay. You're right. [ he is... NOT apologizing, though. ] I'm taking this seriously, I assure you.
[ he almost goes as far as to say, "just take it as me being eager," but on second thought... no! ]
I won't laugh at you. Well. [ ......... ] I might, but I'll tell you now, it can't be worse than my first time doing it, so...
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out of sight. he'd ask about how often he bullies ness into doing dye jobs for him, but blargh, who wants to talk about that damn puppet right now. )Hm. How was your first time then? ( gonna just push kaiser back to lie down in hiori's bed of all things, but whatever, they're planning to change the sheets this weekend anyway. he gets him to scoot back a little more before he pins kaiser's hands down, straddling him properly this time. )
You're not allowed to touch me just yet, okay? ( those are the rules. he doesn't wanna rush this, even if they should be getting up to this shit in kaiser's room, but screw it. he tugs on kaiser's shirt before lifting it up slightly, watching his expression as he slides his hand up the flat planes of his abdomen. ) So... Tell me about it. I wanna know. Did you do it with just some total rando? Was he so hot you couldn't control yourself? ( he's just gonna brush his thumb over kaiser's nipple a few times, curious, wanting to know if that's a sensitive spot for him or if it does nothing. a little pinch, a little tug and he licks at his lips as he adjusts his position and presses down on him with his hips ~ is kaiser jr. asleep down there or what? )
Am I gonna have a hard time messing you up?
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Hmm. Underwhelming.
[ the story is actually, objectively rather embarrassing, but (1) kaiser doesn't care and (2) he is operating under the assumption that sharing it would probably make isagi stop overthinking this so much... ]
I didn't realize he would come so fast and I absolutely did not want to swallow, so. [ soooooo... ] His cum came out of my nose a little.
[ yeah, so, this is why you don't do things just to "get the experience". kaiser has no comment to those other questions, though — he wrinkles his nose a little and gives isagi a look that says something like damn mind your own fucking business! he didn't realize he had to fill out his entire rap sheet in advance!
anyways. he'll allow isagi to do as he will for the time being without attempting to pulls his hands away, although kaiser's reactions are a mixed bag — on the one hand, he does seem to feel something when isagi touches his abs up to his chest, but he presses his lips together, refusing to react too overtly. still, his breathing slows and deepens noticeably, and he rolls his hips upwards slightly... the little emperor is intrigued, perhaps, but not yet at attention. ]