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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

well, dont get lost in france and decide to just live here now. it fucking sucks

[ stop this man's french hating ass. ]

well my team is
idiosyncratic.
lets call it that

[ every team is deranged in their own special way. kaiser's is noticeably deranged, though. ]

and yeah i could have but why would i
then id have to put effort into finding a different flight, arranging pickup to and from the airport, etc.
all to get back, what, a day earlier? eh...

[nintendog]

( but it's funny. )

Taking suggestions on the best places to get lost, then.

( idiosyncratic feels a little too nice but she won't question it. )

How bad could doing all of that really be? It can't be that bad.

[outplayed]

... austria, maybe?
well, a lot of the smaller cities in germany are nice too but i might be biased since im german...
coastal spain maybe...

[ he's really trying hard to answer that question, yeah. ]

and its not bad, its inconvenient
inconvenient is worse than bad if you ask me

[nintendog]

( she's not sure why she expected literally any other answer other than germany.





why spain.. actually, that's worth asking. )

Spain? I wasn't expecting that one.

( how is it that this boy is both the laziest and most hardworking person she knows simultaneously. it's impressive. )

Your logic continues to astound me.
Explain.

[outplayed]

spain has nice beaches and better weather than most places

[ and kaiser gets positive impressions of places for little things like "i enjoyed the bread there", so. ]

?
inconvenient = fucking annoying
i dont want to deal with things that are fucking annoying but i can deal with things that are bad easily

[nintendog]

( that gap moe's fucking crazy as always. )

Really?
Hm, I don't know if I can any time soon but I'd like to see it someday.

( y'know. when the fire dies down, whenever that happens. )

You can't delegate the things that are bad, but you can with things that are inconvenient, no?

[outplayed]

[ food oriented boy... ]

i wouldnt delegate either? why would i let other people deal with bad things

[ and TRUST others? ew. no. ]

[nintendog]

( at least he's got somethin... )

So you don't want to do certain things yourself, but you also don't want other people to do it. Do I have this right.

[outplayed]

yeah, what is so hard to understand about it
i like to do things for myself whenever possible so i know how it was done and why

[nintendog]

It's not that I don't understand wanting to do things on my own..

( it's the eldest daughter syndrome. :/ )

But then I feel like that leaves a lot of gaps for you considering the amount of things I could see you calling inconvenient. Do you need help?

[outplayed]

i really think you overestimate how complicated my life is just because i travel internationally a lot...
mostly what people expect from me is to take care of myself and kick ball good... i dont encounter inconvenience in daily life that much...

[nintendog]

( huh. that's actually crazy for her to even consider. )

They really handle everything to make sure you just do those two things, huh. Professionals sure are on a different level.

[outplayed]

well, yeah, but my situation is different from most, to be fair...

[ and kaiser might be severely discounting the existence of daily inconveniences like "traffic was a little heavier than usual" because he doesn't really care about stuff like that. nothin' worth complaining about... ]

but no, i dont need help...
anything that i cant do on my own are things that cant be fixed by other people in the first place, if you get what i mean

[nintendog]

( she has a few of those. business that only she can work out? of course. so yeah, she gets it. )

I figured I'd offer anyway.

( there's a lot she doesn't know!! about him, or how his situation works, or the nuances around it all.. so it doesn't hurt to ask, probably. )

But I'm going to be so honest and say I half thought that you'd use it to ask me to participate in more of your named and themed days.

( you know the ones. )

[outplayed]

??
you should be participating in sensitive white boy wednesday because you WANT to, okay? i need to feel your heartfelt sincerity which cannot come from me INDUCING you to remember the importance of sensitive white boy wednesday

[nintendog]

( now wait hold on that one's new to her )

Logistical issue, I'm neither white nor a boy.

( also? sensitive? )

Dare I ask how this one's meant to be put into practice?

[outplayed]

yeah? sensitive white boy wednesday is for ME, keep up
all participants should listen to their local white boys sensitive thoughts and validate their emotions. if not then youre promoting toxic masculinity so keep that in mind

[ he really just says whatever sometimes. ]

[nintendog]

( he really does... but she also did bring this upon herself...... )

I hope you don't mean I have to do that for all of the local ones. I might need to start driving some out.

[outplayed]

no, im the only sensitive white boy who matters
you can ignore the rest. theyre fakers. fake sensitive white boys whove never felt true melancholy in their lives...

[nintendog]

( that shouldn't be funny.. she feels bad that she laughed, )

I don't have that kind of time anyway. I'll ignore them in favor of you, then.

If you give me a timeframe of when your gaps are on whichever Wednesday you want, I can at least call or something to check on the only sensitive white boy that matters.

[outplayed]

i can fit in either around midnight or around 6am your time
does that technically make it sensitive white boy thursday? i guess since its about the sensitive white boy, if its still wednesday for him, it should still count
we can do cute sword girl thursday simultaneously, very time efficient

[nintendog]

( hehe.. )

Oh? How generous of you to share the timeslot.

6am then. As much as I'd love to give up sleep for you, you'd probably pick up just to tell me to go to bed anyway.

( they've Had This Conversation.. and she said she'd try and she's not a liar, so. )

[outplayed]

thats what german efficiency is all about

[ bullshit from the laziest german boy imaginable... ]

ok im putting it in my google calendar so this is real now and i absolutely wont forget. i will hold it against you if you forget (within reason)

[nintendog]

Uh huh.

( my, how reasonable. what would the people say if they knew.... )

I'm not going to forget!
But if something comes up, I'll let you know unless I can make it work anyway. It'd be nice to be able to chat while traveling but it's kinda rude to be on the phone in a space like that..

[outplayed]

i know. my goodness, do i seem like such an unreasonable and greedy person?
ill call and if you cant pick up, dont worry about it, ill just go to bed earlier and youll text me when you can

[ and she knows he love slep :) and knowing she's alive and well. maybe. yeah! ]