id ask if youre secretly a woman or something [ OUGH I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE MISOGYNY— ] but weve been sharing communal showers for way too long for that to be the case stop being so emotional about this
[ he is never calling ness his bestie. but he will not deny it either. THAT IS THE BEST HE'S GETTING! ]
ness i am fine with the dick sucking what i want to know is what you mean by working for it like do i need to deep throat your cock and moan like a porn star? or what
But he does make his way over to Kaiser's room. As usual he lets himself inside, he's just wearing a zip up jacket and his joggers with nothing underneath. ]
[ kaiser's lying down on his bed when ness enters; he beckons ness to come over as he sits up. ]
I was thinking about it... [ ominous words. kaiser thinking about things never bodes well. ] One hour is probably enough, isn't it?
[ his jaw will get tired. also, as he talks, it becomes apparent that there's a breathmint clacking around against his teeth in his mouth because ness deserves oral torture. ]
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act differently?? [ absolutely nawt. ]
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??
which part?
also rip that latest chapter release
countdown to kaiser killing himself fr
[ he just doesn't deny it. totally different! ]
Ness shall follow immediately
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i said what i said, do not presume
[ T O T A L L Y D I F F E R E N T ! ! ! ]
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Can you just let me have this one?!
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so no
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how the fuck can you not see what I’d get out of knowing you need me too? You’re the only person that needs me.
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stop being so emotional about this
[ he is never calling ness his bestie. but he will not deny it either. THAT IS THE BEST HE'S GETTING! ]
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can you ask in a more seductive or interesting way at least
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[ Ness hesitates. Maybe he's pushing a bit too far, he bites his lip, debating whether or not to change tact immediately. ]
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[ let him think. about this. ]
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Can you just do enough work to let me feel the stuff we both know I know about you?
[ It's only half a second after he sends all that that he adds... ]
Am I asking too much?
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what i want to know is what you mean by working for it like do i need to deep throat your cock and moan like a porn star? or what
[ he was NOT thinking about any of that, ok. ]
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[ this was not an answer. this is a threat because kaiser does not know what that means. ]
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Actually, I wouldn't mind that, y'know. Especially if you're not getting yourself off at the same time. Just fuck me when you're done edging me.
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ok
fine
is that the little bit of work you wanted or not??
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[ More or less. He'd have Kaiser's undivided attention for a while at least. ]
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[ that is a joke(?) (maybe?) (probably a joke?) ]
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[ sorta...mostly...kidding...ish..
But he does make his way over to Kaiser's room. As usual he lets himself inside, he's just wearing a zip up jacket and his joggers with nothing underneath. ]
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I was thinking about it... [ ominous words. kaiser thinking about things never bodes well. ] One hour is probably enough, isn't it?
[ his jaw will get tired. also, as he talks, it becomes apparent that there's a breathmint clacking around against his teeth in his mouth because ness deserves oral torture. ]
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i am in pain and denial (jk) after reading the new chapter LMFAO
so is ness... (smiling while tearing up emoji)