Goodness, give me a moment to think... Maybe shepherds pie? Or chicken biryani. Something filling and comforting.
You can't go wrong with strawberry pie, though! You can put just about any fruit in a pie, I wager! If you're feeling adventurous, I bet an orchard pie would be just the challenge you're looking for.
[ genuinely, riddle will eat anything as long as it's seasoned. ]
I suppose that's one way to look at it. It even adds milk, honey, or sugar according to my preferences as well, so it really does save a lot of time. With that in mind, you make a good point by comparing it to a butler... Without it, my mornings wouldn't be as smooth as they are.
What's an appropriate name for a butler? Sebastian? Thackery? Collinsworth?
[ he shall be writing these down in his special notebook for remembering things. ]
i see... then i will try lots of different things and you tell me what you like more or less (you will like everything since i made it, right 🥺)
[ he's kidding. but also, there is a correct answer. ]
jeeves, i suppose, is the stereotypical one... but it lacks elegance to it. how about charles? [ after the butler from downton abbey... ] he can even have a proper full name, charles collinsworth (bonus points for alliteration)
I like the sound of that. So long as you try your best, I can't foresee myself *disliking* anything you make for me.
[ he trusts kaiser won't feed him, like, fried dirt or something, and that he isn't as cursed in the kitchen as he is, so everything should be fine!! ]
Jeeves sounds like something you would say when exasperated or angry. Charles Collinsworth, on the other hand, sounds perfect. It's modern but distinguished. I even tested it out by addressing him a moment ago, and it rolls off the tongue nicely.
Excellent. I look forward to sampling your results.
[ luckily for kaiser, as long as it looks fancy and visually appealing, riddle will most likely think it's delicious. subsisting on sweets and tea leaves one surprisingly easy to please when it comes to everything else since he has no freaking idea what anything is supposed to taste like. ]
I wouldn't have named him to begin with if not for your suggestion, but I see your point. Very well. I will take half the glory, and celebrate his new name by having him brew a cup of sweet & spicy tea.
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You can't go wrong with strawberry pie, though! You can put just about any fruit in a pie, I wager! If you're feeling adventurous, I bet an orchard pie would be just the challenge you're looking for.
[ genuinely, riddle will eat anything as long as it's seasoned. ]
I suppose that's one way to look at it. It even adds milk, honey, or sugar according to my preferences as well, so it really does save a lot of time. With that in mind, you make a good point by comparing it to a butler... Without it, my mornings wouldn't be as smooth as they are.
What's an appropriate name for a butler? Sebastian? Thackery? Collinsworth?
[ these hideous-ass limey names. ]
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i see... then i will try lots of different things and you tell me what you like more or less (you will like everything since i made it, right 🥺)
[ he's kidding. but also, there is a correct answer. ]
jeeves, i suppose, is the stereotypical one... but it lacks elegance to it. how about charles? [ after the butler from downton abbey... ]
he can even have a proper full name, charles collinsworth (bonus points for alliteration)
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[ he trusts kaiser won't feed him, like, fried dirt or something, and that he isn't as cursed in the kitchen as he is, so everything should be fine!! ]
Jeeves sounds like something you would say when exasperated or angry. Charles Collinsworth, on the other hand, sounds perfect. It's modern but distinguished. I even tested it out by addressing him a moment ago, and it rolls off the tongue nicely.
Well done, Kaiser.
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[ he will NOT! settle for a mere "won't dislike". everything will be liked!! kaiser will teach himself culinary standards purely for this mission. ]
it was a team effort, was it not?
mr. collinsworth would be without lineage if it werent for you, so lets split the credit on this one
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[ luckily for kaiser, as long as it looks fancy and visually appealing, riddle will most likely think it's delicious. subsisting on sweets and tea leaves one surprisingly easy to please when it comes to everything else since he has no freaking idea what anything is supposed to taste like. ]
I wouldn't have named him to begin with if not for your suggestion, but I see your point. Very well. I will take half the glory, and celebrate his new name by having him brew a cup of sweet & spicy tea.
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[ he's just kidding, he swears. :) ]
alright, i shall leave it in the capable hands of mr. collinsworth this time. be sure to give him a reward too
[ how does one reward a tea infuser? well, honestly, kaiser doesn't even know how to envision what it looks like, so who knows. ]