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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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rude i said i taste good -_-
i forgot what i said earlier but you can scroll up for the details about my taste

[ when you say so much bullshit it gets hard to remember :( ]

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[ stop he is too lazy to do that. :/ ]

but you won't let me take a bite?

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i cant just let anybody bite before marriage, explain to me why you deserve it when ive already given you $20 for donuts

[ ignore the fact that he hasn't actually given any donut allowance yet. ]

[indifference]

oh i don't want to get married. maybe youre not worth it

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your tendency for loyalty is far too low, this is why i have to be careful about who i let bite me

[indifference]

i'm owned by the company

[outplayed]

arent we all owned by capitalism in the end? irrelevant, stay on topic

[indifference]

thats you. it's a different story for me. get with the program

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how am i supposed to get with the program if you havent given me the program to get with...

[indifference]

it's in my stomach would you want to see

[outplayed]

yes but can you puke pointing away from me? thanks

[indifference]

i want to eat you. you're not too bright are you