( she can move on to better fields where they aren't untrained or mutated, but he really is like a splintercat that she can't help but try and peek at him in hopes that he doesn't see her doing so. )
Finding a home is very hard. That's why you need to find one for yourself.
( he does have it in him to make her feel bad as she finally turns around, walking over to place one hand on top of his head. her claws scratch at the scalp gently before she starts to part his hair down the middle. )
[ well, hallucinated kaiser and then flipped out when his hallucination turned out to actually be somebody else. so. um. not quite. kind of? i don't know man.
also, wow? he's an excellent 1000/1000/1000 rare mutated splintercat who is perfect and cannot possibly get any better! ]
Oh my, and you won't help me even a little bit?
[ they can find a home together. :(
but he's happy that she's spoiling him again, even if her claws are a little rougher than they really need to be. kaiser's used to rough treatment, though, so he doesn't mind too much, just relaxing into the touch and allowing her to do as she pleases. ]
( that bum can't do anything right. he let me down.
mutation is meant to grow and get better, if he cannot excel then he is not the ultimate lifeform! )
You can do that! I have to think about what I need to do! Are you expecting me to give up my wants for yours?
( probably, but nala doesn't know better because kaiser is so starved that he's practically dying. the most she can do is his hair since he's unable to, she's like an owner with a cat that actually loves the bath... she watches with interest before grabbing the showerhead to hold above his. )
[ dwbi he let me down too. i fucking hate blue lock
also sheesh, it's not like he wants to be shadow the hedgehog... unless... hm? ..... ]
I can give some things up for you, and you can give some things up for me. That way it's equal, isn't it?
[ also, can't a cat enjoy the bath? kaiser actually really likes being clean in general; it's not as if he'll freak out if dirty, it's just something he considers a nice luxury. he tilts his head further into the sink, closing his eyes so that she can rinse the shampoo out as she pleases. ]
hmmmmm. can kaiser be twice the hedge that the hog is.. )
You can, but doesn't mean you have! What have you given me that no one has?
( like how shadow gave his revenge to kill humans for maria, what will kaiser kill, who will he kill... things like this are important. his hair will be so bubbly with soap that she even pops a few between her fingers with a smile. fangs clearly visible as though this is a luxury.
[ kaiser is not a man, first of all. he's something far worse. ]
Mmm... is there anything that you want me to give you? I have something in mind, but...
[ he can defer to her wants. unless it's her setting him up on a blind date... he doesn't want that. he's a strong independent splintercat who goes to work in da critter factory all on his own.
but he listens to his trainer, so he'll tilt his head accordingly. :) ]
( let's see, he has something he can give her which does sound interesting enough that she's peeking at him from the side. )
What do you have in mind? It can't be anything that'll upset me.
( he should know by now that all that upsets her is when things don't go her way or she's blamed for being wrong, as things stand with kaiser... he never really blames her so she feels inclined to ask what he has up his sleeve. )
[ or his friend, or his anything really!! and not even his disappointment, because the only person kaiser really gets disappointed in his himself — nobody else is worth the effort. ]
I'll give you a flower, special from my garden. There won't be any other like it in the world.
[ impossible flowers, grown specially by the blue rose himself. he can make one just for nala, something that has never existed before, and will only continue to exist if she wants it to. ]
( isn't that his friend, do you know how hard it was for nala to get friends? maybe kaiser has it hard compared to her because well, look at him, people are probably nervous to even strike up conversation. )
You have a garden?
( this is where she's a little skeptical, he does labor? he can't even wash his hair without her doing it. )
Um... what's it like? Do you grow only special things... are you born from the garden?
Um... more or less. I only grow what interests me, when I feel like it. [ god, he wishes he were born from the garden. what he would give to have been an immaculate conception... ] Roses, mostly... ones with special colors, or particular scents. I've never made one for somebody else before, so it would be extra special. Right?
[ right? right? she has to admit! he is good at making these things in da critter factories... but he gets mood consumption +30%, it's his splintercat debuff. ]
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I don't have to.
( she can move on to better fields where they aren't untrained or mutated, but he really is like a splintercat that she can't help but try and peek at him in hopes that he doesn't see her doing so. )
Finding a home is very hard. That's why you need to find one for yourself.
( he does have it in him to make her feel bad as she finally turns around, walking over to place one hand on top of his head. her claws scratch at the scalp gently before she starts to part his hair down the middle. )
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also, wow? he's an excellent 1000/1000/1000 rare mutated splintercat who is perfect and cannot possibly get any better! ]
Oh my, and you won't help me even a little bit?
[ they can find a home together. :(
but he's happy that she's spoiling him again, even if her claws are a little rougher than they really need to be. kaiser's used to rough treatment, though, so he doesn't mind too much, just relaxing into the touch and allowing her to do as she pleases. ]
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mutation is meant to grow and get better, if he cannot excel then he is not the ultimate lifeform! )
You can do that! I have to think about what I need to do! Are you expecting me to give up my wants for yours?
( probably, but nala doesn't know better because kaiser is so starved that he's practically dying. the most she can do is his hair since he's unable to, she's like an owner with a cat that actually loves the bath... she watches with interest before grabbing the showerhead to hold above his. )
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also sheesh, it's not like he wants to be shadow the hedgehog... unless... hm? ..... ]
I can give some things up for you, and you can give some things up for me. That way it's equal, isn't it?
[ also, can't a cat enjoy the bath? kaiser actually really likes being clean in general; it's not as if he'll freak out if dirty, it's just something he considers a nice luxury. he tilts his head further into the sink, closing his eyes so that she can rinse the shampoo out as she pleases. ]
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hmmmmm. can kaiser be twice the hedge that the hog is.. )
You can, but doesn't mean you have! What have you given me that no one has?
( like how shadow gave his revenge to kill humans for maria, what will kaiser kill, who will he kill... things like this are important. his hair will be so bubbly with soap that she even pops a few between her fingers with a smile. fangs clearly visible as though this is a luxury.
getting kaiser ready for his date. )
Tilt your head or it'll get in your ears.
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Mmm... is there anything that you want me to give you? I have something in mind, but...
[ he can defer to her wants. unless it's her setting him up on a blind date... he doesn't want that. he's a strong independent splintercat who goes to work in da critter factory all on his own.
but he listens to his trainer, so he'll tilt his head accordingly. :) ]
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What do you have in mind? It can't be anything that'll upset me.
( he should know by now that all that upsets her is when things don't go her way or she's blamed for being wrong, as things stand with kaiser... he never really blames her so she feels inclined to ask what he has up his sleeve. )
Or are you giving me that person as a pet?
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[ or his friend, or his anything really!! and not even his disappointment, because the only person kaiser really gets disappointed in his himself — nobody else is worth the effort. ]
I'll give you a flower, special from my garden. There won't be any other like it in the world.
[ impossible flowers, grown specially by the blue rose himself. he can make one just for nala, something that has never existed before, and will only continue to exist if she wants it to. ]
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You have a garden?
( this is where she's a little skeptical, he does labor? he can't even wash his hair without her doing it. )
Um... what's it like? Do you grow only special things... are you born from the garden?
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Um... more or less. I only grow what interests me, when I feel like it. [ god, he wishes he were born from the garden. what he would give to have been an immaculate conception... ] Roses, mostly... ones with special colors, or particular scents. I've never made one for somebody else before, so it would be extra special. Right?
[ right? right? she has to admit! he is good at making these things in da critter factories... but he gets mood consumption +30%, it's his splintercat debuff. ]