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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[trivela]

i like maybe two people in this world
and you still want me to be pickier?

[outplayed]

that depends on who the other person is

[trivela]

?
pyramid head

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[ google search: "pyramid head"
"what is pyramid head"
"can you kill pyramid head"
"how to kill pyramid head"
"why do people like pyramid head"
"pyramid head iconic"
"is pyramid head supposed to be hot"
"why are people horny for pyramid head" ]

https://i.redd.it/f9wf11ee9u061.jpg
explain this to me

[trivela]

it's exactly what it says
he keeps getting hotter

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[ .......... ]

is that your subjective opinion or an objective answer

[trivela]

it's the objective truth which i happen to agree with

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so 2020 pyramid head is your favorite pyramid head?

[ no, he couldn't possibly be in competition with pyramid head for real. BUT how many hours does rin have in dbd... what's his all-time highest rank. ]

[trivela]

i don't know if i'd call that one my favorite
it's definitely the horniest design
but the original is most iconic because it's The Original so it's kinda special?
though if it's about subjective hotness i guess any shirtless version is A+

[ he has so many thoughts about this... ]

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i see.

[ this is their "i talk a lot huh" "yes but it's nice" moment, huh. ]

its the middle one for me tbh
the last two go a bit overboard, if i wanted to see all of that id watch an average manshine city match

[trivela]

right
the last one could be seen as a nice treat for anyone who really likes the character
but the middle one is taking his trademark silhouette up a notch while also letting people know that he's hot without giving away too much because he still retains his mystique
in a way, the latest addition is almost an insult to fans who have been there from the start because it's so overtly sexual

[ are you sure you like this side of him, kaiser... ]

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[ rin might not like to hear this either, but kaiser is used to this because ness is a nerd too... he likes his weirdos with a bit of a hyperfixation perhaps. ]

ah so the last ones where you get to tell people "i thought pyramid head was fuckable before he had a fat ass and defined thighs"
alright so aside from his sex appeal whats so good about pyramid head

[trivela]

[ it is so much more complex than just a fat ass!!! but he will leave it at that because that's enough cringe for now. ]

he's strong and scary
i guess he could snap me in half like a twig
that's pretty hot

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ohhhhh
you have a type, i see.

hows his personality? or does he not have one of those

[trivela]

his personality is being strong and scary and having a fat ass
anything more would ruin his appeal

[outplayed]

lmao
ok i get it now
my first crush was noel noa but meeting him absolutely destroyed that

[trivela]

yeah
you should have gone for a videogame character

btw what's your opinion on cosplay

[ he's joking. unless..? ]

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[ ....... positively... but let him fish for some info here. ]

are you going to dress up for me, rin?

[trivela]

[ oh he didn't see that one coming. but fine, he can play along. ]

depends
what are you into
school girl? maid? nurse?

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[ hang on, let him do some more googling. ]

catgirl and/or cheerleader?

[trivela]

interesting that cheerleaders get you going
i wonder if they make that stuff in my size

[ is he still joking? eh. ]

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is it that interesting? i thought it would be fully predictable i enjoy having my ego fluffed

anyway im sure that clothing size is no issue if thats your attempt to say you dont want to

[trivela]

fine
cheerleader it is
i'm putting that on your credit card though

[ maybe he'll even throw in some cat ears. ]

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ok, want me to give you my paypal login later?
turns out it wasnt that hard to ironically be your rich older patron after all

[trivela]

the jump wasn't that hard since you already dress me
might as well go all out

are you going to buy me expensive underwear next?

[ uhm it's called ✨lingerie✨ ]