??? you cant just ask somebody how many times theyve had sex before, yoichi how fucking indelicate, do you talk to noel noa with that inconsiderate mouth of yours?
No. I don't really want to talk about that stuff right now. Don't wanna fall short of your expectations if I start telling you shit. ( also, this lewd convo isn't doing it for him. it'll just make him even more nervous around kaiser. he hates that. would hate it even more if it started affecting his performance on the field. he's been working hard to be on top, wanting to fucking dominate the guy and take him apart and he's not about to lose his focus! )
Kaiser. Don't go messing around with anyone else, okay? Keep your eyes on me.
youre making me sound easy, so i dont like the way that you phrased that
but fine, some free motivation for you give me a good reason to not look elsewhere
[ absolutely clownish thing to say when canon is going in the direction it is, but he doesn't know he's on the wrong side of the narrative so it is what it is (skull emoji). ]
Okay. I'll score all the goals and you can just sit back and watch me, my naked emperor. ( don't leave bm, you dummy. and he doesn't think kaiser's easy. he's just not sure how long he can hold his interest is all. )
Assist you? Why? Gonna keep stalking me and trailing behind then? ( okay, okay. enough shit talk. especially with this guy who he's trying to play nice with for reasonssss... )
[ that second question is a good one. it's also an absolutely vile question, because it briefly forces kaiser to approach self-awareness. would it be enough? the thing is, he came to blue lock interested in crushing isagi as a striker, so — would that be enough to keep his interest? not that this is really a relevant question in reality, but it does give him pause for a few moments before isagi so kindly hands him an out. ]
( sends a picture of ness in the hallway standing outside of the shower area. this guy's been following him around since after dinner. sketchy murder vibes detected. )
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but maybe youre subconsciously thinking about it
you know? like how you notice things more when its already on your mind
[ interestingly roundabout way to say "are you fucking horny? are you horny, yoichi?" ]
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How many times have you done it? ( tch. this guy seems like he's probably got plenty of experience. great. just fucking great. )
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you cant just ask somebody how many times theyve had sex before, yoichi
how fucking indelicate, do you talk to noel noa with that inconsiderate mouth of yours?
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well that and to tease you [ at least he admits it?? ]
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well thats easy enough, i suppose
unless you meant something else by that
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Wbu? ( ha! )
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you know bm's goalkeeper
not the u20 one, the goalkeeper of the main team
[ the... anime version of m*nuel n*eur... ]
sometimes i think about sucking his dick
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What's stopping you?
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[ alright, alright. he supposes he can give an actual answer too— ]
sometimes its better to fantasize
first of all both of them are in their 30s so in reality itd be pretty fucking weird
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id be pissed if you were inviting me out on hot dining hall dates to fantasize about noel noa
and?
anything else you feel like sharing
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Kaiser. Don't go messing around with anyone else, okay? Keep your eyes on me.
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but fine, some free motivation for you
give me a good reason to not look elsewhere
[ absolutely clownish thing to say when canon is going in the direction it is, but he doesn't know he's on the wrong side of the narrative so it is what it is (skull emoji). ]
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youll look better sending me passes, actually
[ there's a long pause in which he's typing, deleting, typing again, deleting again... ]
sure, though, do your best with that
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yeah, yeah
you too, yoichi. good night.
[ he will NOT be having a good night, actually! ]
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( sends a picture of ness in the hallway standing outside of the shower area. this guy's been following him around since after dinner. sketchy murder vibes detected. )
Tell him to go sleep too.
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good night.
[ read: he will absolutely not dissuade it, that singlehandedly put him into a decent mood again. ]
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