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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

[ he's been preparing his equivalent of the cool girl monologue for half his life! ]

i know that
i dont think id have to ruin your living room, though, maybe just push a few pots out of their usual place to catch your attention
i shouldnt give any more away, though, itll ruin the surprise

[rationalizer]

[ unfortunately (?) noa knows himself well enough to agree that moving a few pots out of their place would be extremely noticeable. ]

What surprise?
I've read the book and seen the movie. I know the general idea of the plotline.

[outplayed]

im not going to just plagiarize amy beat for beat, that would be so rude and disrespectful of me

[ don't question why he talks about amy like she's his actual friend. ]

ill put my own spin on things
besides, i promised you all that time ago an intriguing murder-suicide, didnt i? the pieces are starting to come together now...

[rationalizer]

Disrespectful to the fictional character?

[ please do not kin amy, or patrick bateman, or anyone else for that matter. ]

Anyway yes, you did promise that.
However you promise many things and then you don't deliver, so I'm skeptical.

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[ kaiser only wishes that he could kin patrick bateman, but he lacks the prerequisite psychopathy and he sometimes wishes he doesn't. if anything, he thinks he probably has the opposite of whatever his favorite psycho does, because there is an idea of a patrick bateman, but kaiser thinks of himself as an object. alas...

amy, on the other hand...... ]

if i can wait until i retire before i get what i want from you, then you can wait until i retire for me to make good on all my promises
thats just fair, isnt it?
im not rushing because im not worried about it.

[rationalizer]

You don't worry about a lot of things, and only realize it seconds before disaster.
This is another flaw of yours.

[outplayed]

if i started worrying then id probably never stop

[ kaiser knows his own personality well enough... ]

accept this flaw of mine because the alternative is worse, actually

[rationalizer]

I think they call that anxiety.

[outplayed]

perhaps it is
my 2,000 mental disorders are roughly in equilibrium right now, lets not introduce another one in case it makes the pile collapse