Fine. It's hard to separate feelings away when trying to explain why you're friends with someone? Let's see... I like that he doesn't give shit about my background or my money. Every time someone gets close to me I have to wonder if they're only doing it because of that, but he didn't even know who I was until I introduced myself. He's always calm, even when the world around him is on fire. I like how happy he is when I pamper him, or carry him... he's so low-maintenance it drives me crazy, though.
you CARRY him? you pick him up and move him from point A to point B?
[ "not even i have EVER been that bad"--real thought that went through his mind. ]
my god, ill root for you, sincerely if it doesnt work out though have you ever considered adopting a large dog because i heard greyhounds sleep 18 hours a day and that seems like it might appeal to you
I like taking care of him. I think I'd go crazy if he didn't constantly remind me he needs me, even though it would be nice if he used his words from time to time.
A greyhound, huh. Too bad dogs can't talk - but you know what, neither can Nagi, so I'll think about it.
[ what's not clicking is that ness has never carried him -_- ]
you like a project huh
[ <-- guy who is/was(?) a real fixer upper ]
but fine ill answer that question which i wasnt avoiding btw i just had other things to say first yes, alexis ness is my best friend and yes, i do care about him 😑
[ he'll have to repress the urge to fix kaiser so bad once he finds out how fukt up he is. ]
Yeah? I hope you tell him that. If not often, at least once. Speaking from experience, it really does suck caring for someone that takes you for granted. I can always sandwich Nagi's face in my hands and tell him to tell me he appreciates me and he'll do it, but that's not the same.
Hahaha I dunno? If you think he's okay with it, then yeah, what do I know. I'm just projecting a little, I guess. Your emotional unavailability makes you my type, apparently.
[ i mean he did let ness butcher his hair, he'd probably let reo do it too... ]
too bad, im tall but not useless [ ...well, ] ill let you audition for the part if you ever feel like it, though apparently youre not far off from my type either
[ is this guy purposely obtuse or does he genuinely not realize who he's describing? either way, it also describes reo, which is, kind of crazy, because he realizes these were not good traits at all. ]
Wow. Don't make my heart skip. We both have strong personalities, though. We'd sooner end up killing each other than making out. Buuuut... maybe if we did it would knock some sense into Nagi's head? I want to see him suffer and agonize so bad you have no idea.
Yeah, well. Watch him not give a fuck and congratulate me instead. I'll have to kill him on the spot until his body is unrecognizable and the police catches me and there goes my soccer career.
at this point i think we should make out bc you clearly have a lot of pent up emotions that you need to work through and the post questionable decision clarity could really help you out
have you tried telling him how you ""FEEL"" about him genuinely curious once again
[ oh so it's like how ness will tell kaiser "i would worship the ground you step on" and "i'd do anything for you" and kaiser is like "ok calm down freak" because that is NOT a confession! ]
well ok theres no accounting for taste so i wont say anything about that how about this have you ever told him you wanna make out
Right???? It shouldn't be something you have to ask for when you know they also want it, right? And like I wouldn't even mind making the first move, y'know. I know he'd let me, and if I straight up asked, he'd do it, but that's not the point. I want him to show me he'd do it because he wants to, not because I ask. I shouldn't have to beg for affection I'm entitled to.
youre so right sometimes it just makes sense for the other person to be making the first move doing things in the right order is important and its weird that not everybody seems to get that like is it not common sense
[ insane gf logic. ask him also about what the right answer to "would you still love me if i were a worm" is. ]
[ the difference is nagi doesn't do it because he assumes if reo wants it he'll simply ask, while ness doesn't do it because he assumes kaiser would never let him. reo can easily infer this because he's projecting: what if he does ask nagi to kiss him and nagi says “no”???? he'll have to commit murder/suicide immediately. ]
Why are you the only person with common sense in this place? Hate that you have to leave eventually but you don't deserve this stinky jail.
[ honestly understandable. kaiser will be doing the same (murder/suicide) if ness passes to fuck ass isagi. ]
idk theres probably something in the blue lock water pipes because truly, the concentration of deranged and senseless people here is way too high i think you should leave immediately tbh just take your offer and go -_-
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Sure, why not.
I like useless and tall men.
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i thought you should love a chance to brag about your boy
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It's hard to separate feelings away when trying to explain why you're friends with someone?
Let's see...
I like that he doesn't give shit about my background or my money. Every time someone gets close to me I have to wonder if they're only doing it because of that, but he didn't even know who I was until I introduced myself.
He's always calm, even when the world around him is on fire.
I like how happy he is when I pamper him, or carry him... he's so low-maintenance it drives me crazy, though.
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[ "not even i have EVER been that bad"--real thought that went through his mind. ]
my god, ill root for you, sincerely
if it doesnt work out though
have you ever considered adopting a large dog because i heard greyhounds sleep 18 hours a day and that seems like it might appeal to you
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[ what's not clicking? ]
I like taking care of him. I think I'd go crazy if he didn't constantly remind me he needs me, even though it would be nice if he used his words from time to time.
A greyhound, huh. Too bad dogs can't talk - but you know what, neither can Nagi, so I'll think about it.
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you like a project huh
[ <-- guy who is/was(?) a real fixer upper ]
but fine ill answer that question
which i wasnt avoiding btw i just had other things to say first
yes, alexis ness is my best friend and yes, i do care about him
😑
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[ he'll have to repress the urge to fix kaiser so bad once he finds out how fukt up he is. ]
Yeah?
I hope you tell him that. If not often, at least once.
Speaking from experience, it really does suck caring for someone that takes you for granted. I can always sandwich Nagi's face in my hands and tell him to tell me he appreciates me and he'll do it, but that's not the same.
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i tell him the stuff i like about him when i notice it
is that not good enough for you, the newly appointed arbiter of my relationships?
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Hahaha
I dunno? If you think he's okay with it, then yeah, what do I know.
I'm just projecting a little, I guess.
Your emotional unavailability makes you my type, apparently.
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too bad, im tall but not useless [ ...well, ]
ill let you audition for the part if you ever feel like it, though
apparently youre not far off from my type either
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- bit of a hater, not afraid to come across slightly petty, and plays favorites. bc then you know theyre being real
in terms of looks im not really picky
around my height or a little shorter would be nice i guess
not really into having to bend over to be eye-to-eye
[ purple, maybe. ]
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Wow.
Don't make my heart skip.
We both have strong personalities, though. We'd sooner end up killing each other than making out.
Buuuut... maybe if we did it would knock some sense into Nagi's head? I want to see him suffer and agonize so bad you have no idea.
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but sure im down
be sure to take an incriminating photo for evidence
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Watch him not give a fuck and congratulate me instead.
I'll have to kill him on the spot until his body is unrecognizable and the police catches me and there goes my soccer career.
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at this point i think we should make out bc you clearly have a lot of pent up emotions that you need to work through and the post questionable decision clarity could really help you out
have you tried
telling him how you ""FEEL"" about him
genuinely curious once again
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I tell him all the time???? He's just an idiot.
[ he may or may not tell him he'll kill him/himself if he looks at others again???? isn't that exactly the same as telling him his feelings?
also, full disclosure: ]
But he's pretty hot and it kind of makes *me* stupid.
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well ok theres no accounting for taste so i wont say anything about that
how about this
have you ever told him you wanna make out
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And uh,
No. I haven't. He should just know.
[ why can't nagi just read his gay little insane gf mind????? ]
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[ his taste for somebody who will take good care of him, a hater/petty/plays favorites, insane and purple. ]
but you know what actually i agree
genuinely i am not fucking with you
sometimes people SHOULD just know like does it need to be spelled out -_-
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Right????
It shouldn't be something you have to ask for when you know they also want it, right?
And like I wouldn't even mind making the first move, y'know.
I know he'd let me, and if I straight up asked, he'd do it, but that's not the point.
I want him to show me he'd do it because he wants to, not because I ask.
I shouldn't have to beg for affection I'm entitled to.
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sometimes it just makes sense for the other person to be making the first move
doing things in the right order is important and its weird that not everybody seems to get that like is it not common sense
[ insane gf logic. ask him also about what the right answer to "would you still love me if i were a worm" is. ]
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Why are you the only person with common sense in this place?
Hate that you have to leave eventually but you don't deserve this stinky jail.
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idk theres probably something in the blue lock water pipes because truly, the concentration of deranged and senseless people here is way too high
i think you should leave immediately tbh just take your offer and go -_-
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Unfortunately, I can't.
For reasons I shouldn't have to explain.
[ nagi needs to stop being so lazy... ugh... ]
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