"kitty-san" was already crying because she had to settle for the second cutest in puroland that day it felt like the screaming raccoon was MAYBE an accurate depiction of the everyday japan that **i** experienced, at least. [ he means aggretsuko. ]
take me to mt. fuji next time i like standing in high places
[ he has NO idea if that's near or far or generally a feasible request to make. ]
well im not INTO it but its pretty normal for youth teams to take players out on trips like that once or twice a year to do ""teambuilding"" and while still forcing us to exercise its alright
i guess to live there, yeah? but as a dumbass tourist foreigner ignorant european, it looks really nice weird to think a place that looks so peaceful and calm raised the itoshi brothers though like thats crazy
he does talk a lot of shit for a guy who swallowed his pride, but thats what makes it funny i guess id rather have useless pride and fucking die with it to be honest
[ they're at the part of the relationship where one can casually admit one's legitimate and extremely dramatic preference to die rather than fail, i guess. ]
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i mean yeah
if you ever want that jacket back
[ weird way to say that yes, he'll take the jacket. ]
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what, you wouldnt bring it with you to europe? sheesh, stingy
keep it then 😑
ill come visit either way, not like i saw much while i was here
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are you saying that puroland wasn't an accurate depiction of everyday japan
you're gonna make kitty-san cry
[ the way he actually respects hello kitty? ]
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it felt like the screaming raccoon was MAYBE an accurate depiction of the everyday japan that **i** experienced, at least. [ he means aggretsuko. ]
take me to mt. fuji next time
i like standing in high places
[ he has NO idea if that's near or far or generally a feasible request to make. ]
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it takes somewhere between 5 to 10 hours to reach the peak though
[ but at least there's wifi! it's so tourist friendly. ]
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to do ""teambuilding"" and while still forcing us to exercise
its alright
would be better with fewer people, id guess
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on mount fuji it's gonna be just you and me
and thousands of tourists
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[ girl he can't count that high! ]
is that more or less than puroland
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but it could be worse
it could be tokyo disney
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you like disney? or only comparing
what about that really tall building in the middle of tokyo
i saw it when landing
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i don't mind though since i'm not a local either
[ maybe he should invite kaiser to kamakura... but there's nothing there except for a temple. and a temple. and a temple. and a t ]
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[ it
never occurred to him, even the faintest twinkle in his mind, that rin might NOT BE FROM TOKYO? google search map of japan ]
where are you from then
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?
kamakura
it's by the sea
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this place isnt real it looks like a giant movie set
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especially compared to tokyo
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but as a dumbass tourist foreigner ignorant european, it looks really nice
weird to think a place that looks so peaceful and calm raised the itoshi brothers though like thats crazy
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[ he took like 10 minutes to think about this counterfactual, actually. would be weirdly hot to watch the deathmatch, he thinks. embarrassing! ]
but id bet on you obviously
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because seeing me win turns you on?
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well yes of course thats the top reason
however i also want to see sae itoshi eat shit it would be so funny
[ MAYBE he shouldn't say that but. ]
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and he deserves it
[ meanwhile sae is probably sneezing violently because these two are shittalking him. rude. ]
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id rather have useless pride and fucking die with it to be honest
[ they're at the part of the relationship where one can casually admit one's legitimate and extremely dramatic preference to die rather than fail, i guess. ]
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i'd rather die than admit failure like that
but he's the one who has to live with that decision so whatever
[ guy who was sooo not normal about his brother's decisions!! ]
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then
[ .... should he like....... ask this........... ]
would you want him to change again
go back to how he used to be, maybe
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i don't know
even if he did change i don't think our relationship would recover
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