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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

well first i wont pick a location thats known for bears killing people
also im not just gonna show up with no prep??
tons of people camp ever year without dying, ive no reason to think id be the one dumb fuck who does

[sublimed]

How do you even prep against a random bear attack

( enlighten him. he knows nothing about camping )

[outplayed]

by not doing dumb fuck things that cause bears to want to attack you in the first place mostly

also you know how theres pepper spray for human predators

[sublimed]

Hmm...

( what he's getting from this conversation is that he'd die in the wilderness because he has no idea how to avoid bears. )

Yeah. Are you going to take the one you told me to get for myself?

[outplayed]

no because theres a different spray for animal predators

though you could use that on human predators too now that i think about it...

[sublimed]

Ohh.

( learning :) )

Do you want the whistle? Maybe loud, piercing noises would scare them off?
Also, where did camping even come from?

[outplayed]

why do you want me to be approached by a bear so bad...

also it doesnt necessarily have to be camping
i just want to go somewhere quiet to be alone and drive myself insane with the echoing of my own thoughts and nothing else but the sounds of nature

[ he could just rent a cabin or something. ]

[sublimed]

I dunno. It's just what I think of when you say wilderness.

Also: you could technically do this in your apartment, so.

( just like, block the windows out or something. or, yeah, rent a cabin. )

[outplayed]

yeah i could but its too easy to cheat in my apartment and start doomscrolling instead -_-

if i rented a place in the mountaintops would you swear a vow of silence and come with or nah

[sublimed]

I dunno. Being stuck out there without any technology sounds kind of insane to me.
If you could guarantee there's at least hot water —

[outplayed]

yeah thats the point
to go insane
to be insane

google glamping in europe

[sublimed]

You're already insane and so am I.

... but yeah, that looks fine.
I won't do regular camping but luxury camping seems ok.

[outplayed]

thank you but i think we can be worse actually
or rather, we can be a different kind of insane

[sublimed]

Hermit sort of insane?

[outplayed]

yeah maybe we can get high and really existential and fake deep over it
lmao

[sublimed]

I thought I was taking a vow of silence?

[outplayed]

oh yeah
well right before the reservation expires we can get high and have some pretentious bullshit conversation
itll kind of be like a dry run of us going on drug benders before the bathtub

[sublimed]

I'll trust you to not let me go overboard.

( he doesn't really. trust himself, so. )

[outplayed]

mm, okay. dont worry about it, then
i can do a better job of making sure you have a good time than i can ensuring the same for myself in the first place, so.

[ it's mutual <3 ]

[sublimed]

Well, yeah.
I'm on "ensuring you have a good time" duty, no?

( look. )

[outplayed]

meant to be

[ IT'S MUTUAL!!!! <3 ]

[sublimed]

Shut up.

( UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH )

[outplayed]

and deprive you of my yapping when you enjoy my bullshit so much? never

[sublimed]

( his cat so fuckin annoying )

Do I need to hold off from feeding you after midnight?

[outplayed]

[ *yowling at 2am* ]

that depends on what your goal is
to get me to stop yapping?