Whaaaat... you don't think I'm about to drown you, do you?
[ well, at least kaiser knows how it comes across. he snickers lightly, quietly enough that sae can probably feel the way his chest moves more so than the sound it makes. ]
Just relax. Even if you fall asleep, you'll wake up later. Promise.
[ also, really... no reason, especially? kaiser's just the type to yank on his cr...ush's pigtails. he just had the impulse to pull sae downwards a little, to see if he'd react — and now that he's seen sae's response, he's oddly satisfied with how calmly it was taken. ]
( he's surprisingly calm in kaiser's hands, though, even with his eyes covered. is it more because he trusts the other with his life, or because he doesn't really care about what happens to him either way? well... he'll leave that up to kaiser's imagination.
resting his head back against kaiser's chest, he relaxes and stretches his legs out, leaving his arms idle on both sides of the other's legs. )
What, is that your big plan? Getting me to fall asleep so you can touch me while I'm out? Pervert. ( he knows that's not what kaiser meant but. it's sae so he has to be obnoxiously crude, you know. )
[ the bathtub maneuver is even more unhinged now that the depths of kaiser's insanity has been more revealed, i'm afraid. but sorry... kaiser cannot be killing sae before they get engaged... ]
Don't say that like you wouldn't like it. Want me to feel you up while you're sleeping one of these days...?
[ this is actually kind of a difficult ask, because kaiser sleeps later and heavier than sae does... can he get up, for the sake of horny? he's done it before, so he can probably do it again, but realistically sae would wake up pretty fast once he started... ]
... But no, I was just thinking. [ he was having detailed suicidal ideations of what it'll be like if/when they really do kill themselves in a bathtub <3 ] It might be difficult for us to cut each other up in this position.
As if you'd ever wake up before me. ( it might be possible if kaiser's the one to go to sleep later, but? sae's not sure whether the other prefers to stay up late or go to bed early, given the chance. for the most part, sae keeps to a pretty strict sleeping schedule, but things happen —
either way. )
Hmm. ( he glances to the side, bringing one hand up. if he were holding something sharp, he'd have a pretty easy time reaching kaiser's arms with it? maybe not in this position, exactly, but hitched up further against his chest, like earlier... ?
likewise, if kaiser was holding a knife, he could easily cut any part of sae's body like this, maybe except for like. his calves. ) I think it'll be fine. It's the arms that matter the most, right?
[ either way, he'll store that one in the back of his mind... maybe if the opportunity ever arises? he figures sae basically gave permission there, so he may as well make the most of it if there's ever a good chance for it. but, anyway, ]
... I didn't mean literally.
[ it's almost too comfortable like this... realistically, kaiser is sure he could do it regardless. but maybe this was something of a mistake, because now kaiser feels like if it ever comes to it, he'll probably think of this moment and hesitate for a moment. and hesitation, in that scenario, feels like a deeply dangerous thing to indulge in — he's still more concerned about inflicting more needless pain on sae than whatever might happen to him. ]
Mmm... never mind. I'll do it properly regardless, trust me.
[ sowwy if that was, like... a weird thing to say...... ]
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[ well, at least kaiser knows how it comes across. he snickers lightly, quietly enough that sae can probably feel the way his chest moves more so than the sound it makes. ]
Just relax. Even if you fall asleep, you'll wake up later. Promise.
[ also, really... no reason, especially? kaiser's just the type to yank on his cr...ush's pigtails. he just had the impulse to pull sae downwards a little, to see if he'd react — and now that he's seen sae's response, he's oddly satisfied with how calmly it was taken. ]
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( he's surprisingly calm in kaiser's hands, though, even with his eyes covered. is it more because he trusts the other with his life, or because he doesn't really care about what happens to him either way? well... he'll leave that up to kaiser's imagination.
resting his head back against kaiser's chest, he relaxes and stretches his legs out, leaving his arms idle on both sides of the other's legs. )
What, is that your big plan? Getting me to fall asleep so you can touch me while I'm out? Pervert. ( he knows that's not what kaiser meant but. it's sae so he has to be obnoxiously crude, you know. )
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Don't say that like you wouldn't like it. Want me to feel you up while you're sleeping one of these days...?
[ this is actually kind of a difficult ask, because kaiser sleeps later and heavier than sae does... can he get up, for the sake of horny? he's done it before, so he can probably do it again, but realistically sae would wake up pretty fast once he started... ]
... But no, I was just thinking. [ he was having detailed suicidal ideations of what it'll be like if/when they really do kill themselves in a bathtub <3 ] It might be difficult for us to cut each other up in this position.
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As if you'd ever wake up before me. ( it might be possible if kaiser's the one to go to sleep later, but? sae's not sure whether the other prefers to stay up late or go to bed early, given the chance. for the most part, sae keeps to a pretty strict sleeping schedule, but things happen —
either way. )
Hmm. ( he glances to the side, bringing one hand up. if he were holding something sharp, he'd have a pretty easy time reaching kaiser's arms with it? maybe not in this position, exactly, but hitched up further against his chest, like earlier... ?
likewise, if kaiser was holding a knife, he could easily cut any part of sae's body like this, maybe except for like. his calves. ) I think it'll be fine. It's the arms that matter the most, right?
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... I didn't mean literally.
[ it's almost too comfortable like this... realistically, kaiser is sure he could do it regardless. but maybe this was something of a mistake, because now kaiser feels like if it ever comes to it, he'll probably think of this moment and hesitate for a moment. and hesitation, in that scenario, feels like a deeply dangerous thing to indulge in — he's still more concerned about inflicting more needless pain on sae than whatever might happen to him. ]
Mmm... never mind. I'll do it properly regardless, trust me.
[ sowwy if that was, like... a weird thing to say...... ]