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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[trivela]

we're still talking about my trivela, right

[ because this sounds like the shit guys say to each other in the locker room. ]

[outplayed]

?
what other curves could i be talking about? [ uwu ]

[trivela]

you're so lucky i'm not a girl

[ still. scribbling over that A- and giving him an F again... ]

[outplayed]

?
do you want me to call you "my girl"?

but yes i did ALSO mean your thighs.

[trivela]

you're just going to set people up for disappointment if you call me that

[outplayed]

who is "people"?
the only person who has an opinion that matters is you, right?

[trivela]

hm
i guess
and it's better than wifey

[ still a disappointment for the fans who think kaiser is some chad thundercock sigma male!! ]

[outplayed]

"i guess"? is that a "yes" or a "yes (begrudging)"...

[trivela]

yes (begrudging) because i hate it when you're right

[outplayed]

youre living quite a hateful life, then
would you like me to say some things that are blatantly wrong and false to ease the burden?
you know, stuff like, "mancity isnt overrated theyre rated just right" or "sae itoshi is the hotter brother" or "everybody in the europa leagues should consider transferring to the americas"

[ slipped a weird one in there, yeah— ]

[trivela]

if it's about me being hotter than my brother you can just say so
i'll allow it

[ secretly twirling his hair and batting his lashes rn... keep complimenting him. ]

[outplayed]

oh, well, you are simply the hotter one
better personality and taste too. its really not even a competition on that front

[ sae says one (1) good thing about isagi and that torpedoed kaiser's opinion of him. ]

[trivela]

taste?
you know i actually have no idea if my brother really dislikes blondes

[ the way he even remembers telling kaiser that sae doesn't like blondes... obviously this is about that, right. i**** who? ]

[outplayed]

idk every time we interact i only get the impression he dislikes most things. so.
it isnt really relevant to my interests anyway, he can hate my guts if he wants to?

[trivela]

he does hate everything
it's because he's so short

[outplayed]

some people just really arent born with it

[ TERRIBLE thing for michael kaiser specifically to say, but— ]

i also have this theory that the weirdest haters all become midfielders eventually [ yes, that includes ness. ]

[trivela]

?
are you subtly telling me to be nicer

[ just because he's weird and a hater!! ]

[outplayed]

no, you are a completely normal hater and appear to have sensible, reasonable reasons for why you hate people?

[trivela]

good
and i'm nice sometimes

[outplayed]

you only need to be nice to me dwbi

[trivela]

that's easy enough