What do you mean you're getting used to carrying me around? That was one time. ( one time he passed out, one time! and kaiser here is thinking it'll likely happen again. he's not that weak! )
Hmmmmm. But since you asked... ( he's gonna show how strong he is by latching on to kaiser's back and hopping on for a piggyback ride. feel that strong grip! isagi will lean forward a little to try to get a look at him then. )
This okay? ( if he's gonna toss him off, he'll jump off, but if he gets to stay on, he'll just relax his grip a little and enjoy the view of being somewhat taller. )
Who do you think dragged you off the pitch when you passed out before...
[ kaiser was the only one who was like, right there. hmph! but he behaves himself, relatively speaking, in front of noa — so he hauled isagi's ass and didn't say anything about it later. it's not as if he wanted gratitude or anything, he just didn't want noel noa to give him a "STOP being a damn brat" look.
in comparison, the piggyback is fine — kaiser pauses to hitch isagi up into a more comfortable position before shifting everything he's carrying over to one arm, grabbing isagi by the legs on the other side to keep him more or less upright. then he starts ambling off at a nice, leisurely pace... enjoy the view, he supposes? ]
When do you think you're going to start repaying the favor, hm?
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( noa didn't mention who helped get him off the field. he figured someone did, but not kaiser so this is news to him. he's just gonna tug gently on his hair. )
Ah. So it was you... Is that why I woke up in Noa's bed? Instead of dropping me off at the med bay, you had to put me in his room? ( he'd woken up all flustered, like wth. )
Don't know if you should be repaid with kindness for that, but for this... ( he leans in to whisper in kaiser's ear. ) Want me to wake you up tomorrow with a blowjob?
How quickly you forget that I'm something like his protégé? [ ... probably because neither of them act like it. kaiser, especially. ] If Noa wants me to place Sleeping Beauty's delicate ass into his room, then of course I'll oblige.
[ tempting to pinch isagi for that hair tug, but he will resist, mostly because he's got his hands full with everything he's currently holding... anyway, the offer is appreciated, but— ]
... Do I get a choice? I'd rather fall asleep to it.
[ he just doesn't know how he would react to waking up like that; it might make him flip out on instinct— ]
... Who changed me out of my clothes? ( asked in a small voice as he thinks back to that day. to think his football idol had to deal with him passing out after a game like that. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! he'll just let out a slight shake of his head. moving on... )
Wait, what? That will put you to sleep? ( he leans forward, placing a hand on kaiser's neck, thumb on his cheek, getting him to look at him. ) Really? Like I'm so bad at it, you get sleepy? ( jeez. what's he gotta do? practice on someone else? hiori maybe? no. bachira. either one. they'll give him an honest opinion at least. )
[ SNICKERING... nah, it was kaiser. if anything, he may have said something along the lines of, "as an old man, you cannot casually undress a 17 year old... that's fucking weird..." to noa before going ahead and doing it. he knows noel noa isn't actually that old, but! he doesn't care. aspirational idol crushes should age gracefully, like m*nue——
anyway. he stills at the touch to his neck, but it's not because he seems uncomfortable with it — a bit startled, maybe, before he forces himself to play it cool. it'd work better if he didn't stop walking, probably. ]
No, like I come once and it helps me fall asleep. Duh. [ "insecure much," he shall not say. ]
( he notices the way kaiser reacts at the touch to his neck and he slowly retracts his hand from his neck, placing it back on his shoulder, not thinking too much about it, but he's definitely making a mental note of that. it's a habit of his, constantly trying to figure other people out by paying attention to the little things. )
Ah... Understood. ( isagi doesn't think it's the same for him. he definitely doesn't fall asleep that easily. probably because he's constantly brainstorming something or other. usually he heads to the monitoring room, but these days he likes lying down next to kaiser, just listening to his even breathing through the night. )
You also fell asleep when I was reading to you that time. But that's probably because you had a good meal too, right? ( he'd cooked for him. creamy chicken and mushroom soup which they ate with some bread. )
... Well, I've never had any problems falling asleep when it's quiet enough. [ if that seems like a specific phrasing: no, it's not. it's totally normal. ] But yeah, the food was good.
[ and he probably looked a little bit more his age while eating it, without putting on airs about it. isagi probably wouldn't know, unless he's discerned the reason ness always seems to be glancing in their direction if they eat together — less combative, more confused — but kaiser doesn't like eating in front of others much.
anyways, as they approach kaiser's room— ]
Alright, down with you, princess. [ ... he'll be nicer today and not dump isagi down immediately, instead crouching to let him off... he does nawt like it, but he can't think of any other way to handle the dismount without being able to use both hands freely. ]
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Hmmmmm. But since you asked... ( he's gonna show how strong he is by latching on to kaiser's back and hopping on for a piggyback ride. feel that strong grip! isagi will lean forward a little to try to get a look at him then. )
This okay? ( if he's gonna toss him off, he'll jump off, but if he gets to stay on, he'll just relax his grip a little and enjoy the view of being somewhat taller. )
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[ kaiser was the only one who was like, right there. hmph! but he behaves himself, relatively speaking, in front of noa — so he hauled isagi's ass and didn't say anything about it later. it's not as if he wanted gratitude or anything, he just didn't want noel noa to give him a "STOP being a damn brat" look.
in comparison, the piggyback is fine — kaiser pauses to hitch isagi up into a more comfortable position before shifting everything he's carrying over to one arm, grabbing isagi by the legs on the other side to keep him more or less upright. then he starts ambling off at a nice, leisurely pace... enjoy the view, he supposes? ]
When do you think you're going to start repaying the favor, hm?
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Ah. So it was you... Is that why I woke up in Noa's bed? Instead of dropping me off at the med bay, you had to put me in his room? ( he'd woken up all flustered, like wth. )
Don't know if you should be repaid with kindness for that, but for this... ( he leans in to whisper in kaiser's ear. ) Want me to wake you up tomorrow with a blowjob?
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[ tempting to pinch isagi for that hair tug, but he will resist, mostly because he's got his hands full with everything he's currently holding... anyway, the offer is appreciated, but— ]
... Do I get a choice? I'd rather fall asleep to it.
[ he just doesn't know how he would react to waking up like that; it might make him flip out on instinct— ]
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Wait, what? That will put you to sleep? ( he leans forward, placing a hand on kaiser's neck, thumb on his cheek, getting him to look at him. ) Really? Like I'm so bad at it, you get sleepy? ( jeez. what's he gotta do? practice on someone else? hiori maybe? no. bachira. either one. they'll give him an honest opinion at least. )
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[ SNICKERING... nah, it was kaiser. if anything, he may have said something along the lines of, "as an old man, you cannot casually undress a 17 year old... that's fucking weird..." to noa before going ahead and doing it. he knows noel noa isn't actually that old, but! he doesn't care. aspirational idol crushes should age gracefully, like m*nue——
anyway. he stills at the touch to his neck, but it's not because he seems uncomfortable with it — a bit startled, maybe, before he forces himself to play it cool. it'd work better if he didn't stop walking, probably. ]
No, like I come once and it helps me fall asleep. Duh. [ "insecure much," he shall not say. ]
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Ah... Understood. ( isagi doesn't think it's the same for him. he definitely doesn't fall asleep that easily. probably because he's constantly brainstorming something or other. usually he heads to the monitoring room, but these days he likes lying down next to kaiser, just listening to his even breathing through the night. )
You also fell asleep when I was reading to you that time. But that's probably because you had a good meal too, right? ( he'd cooked for him. creamy chicken and mushroom soup which they ate with some bread. )
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[ and he probably looked a little bit more his age while eating it, without putting on airs about it. isagi probably wouldn't know, unless he's discerned the reason ness always seems to be glancing in their direction if they eat together — less combative, more confused — but kaiser doesn't like eating in front of others much.
anyways, as they approach kaiser's room— ]
Alright, down with you, princess. [ ... he'll be nicer today and not dump isagi down immediately, instead crouching to let him off... he does nawt like it, but he can't think of any other way to handle the dismount without being able to use both hands freely. ]