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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

then ill give the goalkeeper an especially enthusiastic smack on the ass when he makes a good save, just for your viewing pleasure

[menkoi]

[ poor guy? lucky guy?? ]

oh, showing off for me at work? i do like that

[outplayed]

[ god he wishes but his aspirational crush on m*nuel n*uer is one that not even kaiser can act upon, he's just tooooooooo goooooooood—

he'll smack anybody else on the ass, though, he dgaf. ]

guess ill have to work extra hard at any matches you deign to watch
then youll get to see me being the one getting patted all over too

i get fouled a lot in general, anyway

[menkoi]

[ yuri mad dogging all the guys who foul kaiser even though he's really far away and no one cares ]

i didn't realize you would benefit from a cheerleader

kinda figured you'd be crushing it regardless?

[outplayed]

normally i avoid most of the patting, actually, so the working extra hard mostly applies to forcing down my instinct to keep others away from my ass
just because theyre my teammates doesnt mean they should feel they automatically get the privilege of touching me.

[menkoi]

so you got used to it but you still hate it?

don't do something you hate just for me, i'll come anyway
and pat your ass for myself later

gently this time if you want

[outplayed]

yeah, well.
thats just how it is when you play a team sport, no? you have to put up with the unbearable cringe of teamwork

[menkoi]

i try to avoid it as much as possible

[ true to form he is completely socially distanced in every canon art...... ]

there are fewer butt touchers on the field at once for us, to be fair

and it only takes one punch in the dick to make them stop

[outplayed]

oh, thats right.
your sport is played in teams, but its more like a relay, no?
that must be nice

[ <-- formerly a weird feral little creature who nearly failed his tryout because he freaked out at being treated like a teammate and started fighting people... ]

[menkoi]

[ yuri kind of still is that freak a little bit. ]

sometimes it's nice, yeah. i probably wouldn't have to talk to them for more than a few minutes a day if i weren't in charge of them

[outplayed]

[ dwbi the little freak creature in you never truly leaves. at least, it will never leave kaiser! ]

yeah, me neither, i guess.
but football is a game played with 11 people on one team, so... it is what it is.