[ he's not gonna argue with him about how a german mf might still be given more chances than a japanese one on the long run because, well, it would be like stabbing himself, but okay as long as isagi dies (not related at all) he doesn't care. ]
I've only seen Ness play in games with you, and with your ridiculous standards it made sense for him to be as good as he is. But okay, say he doesn't make it. Do you think he'd join any other team without you there?
[ kaiser and reo texting each other at least once every week "babe (the way girls call other girls babe) we can always go kill yoichi/isagi if it makes you feel better" and they never follow through, but it does make them feel better. ]
wtf kind of question is this ness is a pro too, its not like either of us ever had illusions of being permanently attached
yes i think hell have a good career with BM or somewhere else if he gets a better offer but i guess you dont want to go anywhere without your hatchling?
Yeah, I don't. And here's the thing, too. I'm pretty sane [ listen to him first ] but even I've thought about killing the competition if it means I'll be with Nagi. Of course I have more common sense than that, though. But the word on the street is your buddy might actually end up doing it if left to his own devices so, who knows? You might end up together after all.
ngl though i am intrigued by the idea of alexis ness and sae itoshi getting into a fight to the death but that isnt the point i GUESS jesus christ you think hes some kind of animal incapable of resisting instinct??
[ that dog is exactly how reo sees him. unrelated but i just realized the phrase on your post is what he says to yoichi when they first meet??? disgosting. ]
Is that your fetish? Guys fighting over you? Or just in general? ........ I guess it wouldn't be so bad.
[ not sae and ness but, you know. nagi killing isagi with his bare hands. this is nothing like what kaiser described but his mind wanders. ]
[ it's ok we all make mistakes and it's a nice phrase ngl ]
So it's a midfielder fetish, got it. With how out of touch you are with your emotions and now this? Maybe we are meant for each other after all.
[ juuuuuuuuust kidding. ]
Maybe not but like if Ness came after him you gotta think he'd defend himself, right? That sort of counts. I'm not picturing exactly that, okay, I've had girls fight over me before and it's not as fun as it sounds.
i keep saying it and you keep denying me even after i reapplied my eyeliner for you, damn 😑
[ jk of course. unless? ]
also lets not compare sae and ness fighting to high school girls you know its not the same in proportion or magnitude or how many views it would get on youtube but fine. what deathmatch do YOU want to see
I'm not insane like you I don't want to see people fighting, I want peace and love around the world duh ...But. I dunno. I guess I am a little jealous that you know with absolute certainty someone would fight for your honor if it came down to it. Meanwhile I have good reason to believe Nagi would take a punch and hope it ends soon. Or worse, agree with them. Then I'd have to gang up with this hypothetical aggressor into killing him.
i dont think ness would be fighting for MY honor hed be fighting because he takes it so personally but i guess thats still the problem for you, isnt it
[ NOT to rub it in. ]
you really dont think hed get the message or at least feel especially bad about it if YOU started beating his ass?
Your MF fetish is there like there's no question. I think it would be hot to see you both all intense? Or something idefk you make me think of things I never wanted to think about then you question me for thinking them. You are mentally unwell actually.
As romantic as that would be I'd rather be dead than institutionalized so if it doesn't work out for us independently we can always have a lover's suicide lol
And. Damn. IDK I've only ever seen him intense with soccer and even then it's rare. But I think he'd defend himself. I guess I wouldn't mind seeing that.
[ sad because nagi might defend himself but he's unsure he'd fight for reo's honor :'( ]
counterproposal if things dont work out for us independently, we kill yoichi together and then commit joint suicide
you only THINK he would defend himself? you need to stage an intervention stat if not for him and for you then for me because now im starting to get invested
You’re deranged. Now your MF's obsession makes more sense.
Shut up, “I think” is still like, 90% sure. The other 10% depends on how sleepy he is or how hard you hit him. He's pretty sturdy so he might not bother if you're a shitty puncher. Anyway. Don't fight my Nagi.
your nagi... 🥺 you dont understand how sincerely i wish the best for you atp dont worry, i wont fight him there are so many other people id fight first if i were going to tank my career like that
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I've only seen Ness play in games with you, and with your ridiculous standards it made sense for him to be as good as he is.
But okay, say he doesn't make it.
Do you think he'd join any other team without you there?
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wtf kind of question is this
ness is a pro too, its not like either of us ever had illusions of being permanently attached
yes i think hell have a good career with BM or somewhere else if he gets a better offer
but i guess you dont want to go anywhere without your hatchling?
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And here's the thing, too.
I'm pretty sane [ listen to him first ] but even I've thought about killing the competition if it means I'll be with Nagi.
Of course I have more common sense than that, though.
But the word on the street is your buddy might actually end up doing it if left to his own devices so,
who knows?
You might end up together after all.
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no he wouldnt do that
[ you know. ]
ngl though i am intrigued by the idea of alexis ness and sae itoshi getting into a fight to the death
but that isnt the point i GUESS
jesus christ you think hes some kind of animal incapable of resisting instinct??
[ so he admits it's in ness's instinct. ]
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Is that your fetish?
Guys fighting over you? Or just in general?
........
I guess it wouldn't be so bad.
[ not sae and ness but, you know. nagi killing isagi with his bare hands. this is nothing like what kaiser described but his mind wanders. ]
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mf on mf action just sounds hot in general
[ reo watch out. ]
also as flattering as the implication is, i somehow doubt sae itoshi would ever fight over me?
now who are YOU picturing fighting, exactly?
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So it's a midfielder fetish, got it.
With how out of touch you are with your emotions and now this?
Maybe we are meant for each other after all.
[ juuuuuuuuust kidding. ]
Maybe not but like if Ness came after him you gotta think he'd defend himself, right? That sort of counts.
I'm not picturing exactly that, okay, I've had girls fight over me before and it's not as fun as it sounds.
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even after i reapplied my eyeliner for you, damn 😑
[ jk of course. unless? ]
also lets not compare sae and ness fighting to high school girls you know its not the same in proportion or magnitude or how many views it would get on youtube
but fine. what deathmatch do YOU want to see
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[ "diva" was not the real word in his mind. ]
I'm not insane like you I don't want to see people fighting, I want peace and love around the world duh
...But.
I dunno. I guess I am a little jealous that you know with absolute certainty someone would fight for your honor if it came down to it.
Meanwhile I have good reason to believe Nagi would take a punch and hope it ends soon. Or worse, agree with them. Then I'd have to gang up with this hypothetical aggressor into killing him.
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hed be fighting because he takes it so personally
but i guess thats still the problem for you, isnt it
[ NOT to rub it in. ]
you really dont think hed get the message or at least feel especially bad about it if YOU started beating his ass?
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If he wanted he could clock me, though.
But I wouldn't go down without a fight.
[ why is he seriously thinking about duking it out with nagi?? ]
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what if i got in a fight with him
[ like, just as a little thought experiment. ]
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What the hell?
Why would you even fight him????
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or if i would ever have a reason to do it
just consider IF we fought
how would you feel about it
how did i fumble that
I guess it'd be kinda hot.
reo's split personality came out...
"because im not mentally well"?
🙄🙄🙄
also you cant call me out for having an mf fetish anymore
anyway what about it would be hot, exactly
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Your MF fetish is there like there's no question.
I think it would be hot to see you both all intense? Or something idefk you make me think of things I never wanted to think about then you question me for thinking them.
You are mentally unwell actually.
[ he answered anyway. ]
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wanna check into the institution together?
you think hed actually get intense if i picked a fight with him? tempting.
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And.
Damn.
IDK I've only ever seen him intense with soccer and even then it's rare. But I think he'd defend himself. I guess I wouldn't mind seeing that.
[ sad because nagi might defend himself but he's unsure he'd fight for reo's honor :'( ]
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if things dont work out for us independently, we kill yoichi together and then commit joint suicide
you only THINK he would defend himself?
you need to stage an intervention stat
if not for him and for you then for me because now im starting to get invested
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Now your MF's obsession makes more sense.
Shut up, “I think” is still like, 90% sure.
The other 10% depends on how sleepy he is or how hard you hit him.
He's pretty sturdy so he might not bother if you're a shitty puncher.
Anyway.
Don't fight my Nagi.
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[ yes, it's m4m (mentally unwell 4 mentally unwell). ]
your nagi... 🥺
you dont understand how sincerely i wish the best for you atp
dont worry, i wont fight him
there are so many other people id fight first if i were going to tank my career like that
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Would you fight me?
[ 👉👈 ]
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