[ yuki doesn't care about being rude to kaiser. honestly, it would be weirder if he wasn't rude. half the time he doesn't mean the things he says seriously, but if kaiser chooses to take him up on his offer, then who's yuki to refuse him?
kaiser takes so long getting to his place that yuki ends up taking a shower out of sheer boredom. and writer's block, maybe. he's supposed to be getting ready to record his next album but it's hard so he distracts himself by washing his entire body, head to toe, very purposefully not thinking about whether kaiser will like how he smells when he's done.
the leech has arrived by the time yuki strolls back out, only wearing a ragged old towel around his thin waist. he huffs out a sarcastic-sounding laugh and crosses his arms staring down at the little leech. ]
Why would I joke around about something like this?
[ leech time is important... he's recharging. also, he said from the onset that he would be bad company, so he's just delivering on what he promised was coming.
he turns his face onto his cheek and opens an eye, glancing towards yuki for a moment before closing it again. ]
What, did you want to sit? I'll make room. [ by sluggishly rolling onto his side... look, it does make room. enough for yuki to shove his ass onto, although it might not be entirely comfortable... ]
[ at least, in this, kaiser is predictable. yuki could call him many things, but a liar he is not.
yuki didn't necessarily intend to sit down... but since the leech is being courteous enough to provide some space, he's going to take full advantage. rather than sitting neatly into the small spot available, though, yuki fully leans his weight onto kaiser's abdomen, going so far as to stretch his arms out over the back of the couch. ]
Ahh~ y'know, you're not a bad cushion, little leech.
[ that gets an audible ugh out of kaiser as yuki's weight against him knocks a bit of the breath out of his lungs, but kaiser shalln't complain. it's leech time, so as long as he gets to continue laying around like a lazyass, he's fine with it...
besides, he's got cat energy, so he just loosely wraps around yuki and sighs... fine... whatever! ]
Liar, there's nothing soft about me.
[ just a mass of issues and pure muscle... kaiser can't imagine this is comfortable for yuki either, so he just has to put up with it for the time being. ]
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kaiser takes so long getting to his place that yuki ends up taking a shower out of sheer boredom. and writer's block, maybe. he's supposed to be getting ready to record his next album but it's hard so he distracts himself by washing his entire body, head to toe, very purposefully not thinking about whether kaiser will like how he smells when he's done.
the leech has arrived by the time yuki strolls back out, only wearing a ragged old towel around his thin waist. he huffs out a sarcastic-sounding laugh and crosses his arms staring down at the little leech. ]
You really weren't kidding, huh?
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[ leech time is important... he's recharging. also, he said from the onset that he would be bad company, so he's just delivering on what he promised was coming.
he turns his face onto his cheek and opens an eye, glancing towards yuki for a moment before closing it again. ]
What, did you want to sit? I'll make room. [ by sluggishly rolling onto his side... look, it does make room. enough for yuki to shove his ass onto, although it might not be entirely comfortable... ]
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yuki didn't necessarily intend to sit down... but since the leech is being courteous enough to provide some space, he's going to take full advantage. rather than sitting neatly into the small spot available, though, yuki fully leans his weight onto kaiser's abdomen, going so far as to stretch his arms out over the back of the couch. ]
Ahh~ y'know, you're not a bad cushion, little leech.
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besides, he's got cat energy, so he just loosely wraps around yuki and sighs... fine... whatever! ]
Liar, there's nothing soft about me.
[ just a mass of issues and pure muscle... kaiser can't imagine this is comfortable for yuki either, so he just has to put up with it for the time being. ]