You're the annoying one... [ anyways. ] I'm not going to kill myself, but if I did, where do you think would be a good place around the area for me to do it?
... That's not what I wanted you to say, but I'll take this. [ huff... ] I want to practice now.
[ dortmund and barca matches are coming up real fast... kaiser is feeling more motivated now. not that he wasn't before, of course!! ]
Playing with the German national team is fine, but it's not the same. [ especially not with so many of them incapacitated— ] If it were you on the pitch, then I would've had an even more satisfying victory than this.
More frustrated than motivated, but it's close enough, no?
[ for kaiser, those have always been very similar emotions, close to perfectly overlapping. he improves because he wants to get better, to shatter others' expectations, to live up to his motto of embodying the impossible —
but yes... especially with poor lamine injured :( ]
Hmm. [ hmmm...! ] I want to score a really fantastic goal against Dortmund next week. One that even you will have no complaints with.
[ he's already looking past the netherlands. sniffles. ]
Nnnhh... I'll think about it tomorrow. Can't concentrate...
[ kaiser has been through so much in the last two days. and he will simply continue having to go through the ordeals... should he just let sae stay pregnant? as stress relief? 🥺
no, in the long-run, sae will just end up stressing him out more if kaiser leaves things as is....... ]
I'll be back in a bit... need to walk off some extra energy. Don't worry, I have your stuff... [ he sounds more docile now. he got all the bad energy out... ]
[ don't be so mean to him... or do, because kaiser likes it, but whatever. ]
you annoy me
[ then kaiser laps the neighborhood a few times to forcibly push his insane energy out of his body before finally coming back with kombucha and fruit in tow... he sighs audibly and attempts to knock....... ]
Sae... Come let me in... [ his hands are occupied! ]
but at least he'll open the door and let kaiser in, stepping to the side and letting him in. ... he's following very close behind to the kitchen btw... kaiser ran so he's a little sweaty....... )
[ sae's smell kink strikes again... but kaiser doesn't want sae on his back right now, so kaiser takes off his jacket and tosses it at sae. go marinate in that! ]
So do you want kombucha or do you want sparkling water...
[ he's pulling out those blueberries, bringing a carton over to the sink to rinse them out for sae. someday kaiser will be a parent who buys grapes for the kids and takes the time to wash and take them off the stem for his beautiful children... because he cares. ]
[ kaiser stares back in a way that says something like babygirl why are you doing that? but he knows that sae doesn't pick up on nonverbal communication like that. in fact, sometimes sae doesn't pick up on verbal communication like that either. ]
... Is this the part where I read your mind and figure out what it is that you want because you don't feel like telling me...?
[ or are the hormones making sae notice what incredible father material kaiser is? 💙 anyways, he's passing over the washed blueberries, enjoy bun. ]
( kaiser is the worst boyfriend ever for not being at sae's feet immediately after sae's been nothing but terrible and awful and annoying and devious and irritating and malicious to him all day btw. )
Yeah. ( he wants to sniff your pi —
i mean. he wants his kombucha... obviously... but he'll take the blueberries too, thanks. still standing here though. yes the cup is on the counter but you have to hand it to him them's the rules. )
[ his p*ss? oh... um... just sniff? is this the sequel to the cumbucha? the komburine?
but okay, kaiser knows sae well enough to know that he is a particular and demanding annoyance. kaiser will hand sae the kombucha, which is sitting RIGHT! in front of him... and then when sae has both fruit and drink in hand, kaiser scoops him up to personally deposit him onto the couch. ]
Am I getting closer? Is this good? [ it's so far past his bedtime, have mercy. ]
[ and kaiser needs to hold his emotional support rabbit, so sae can indulge in some sniffing as kaiser sits down next to sae, throws an arm around him, and leans his head onto sae's shoulder. he's twired... he's sweepy... ]
[ no, he needs to hold his bunny right now?? and kaiser has delusions that sae will sleep too, but he closes his eyes and practically falls asleep on the spot, slumping slightly onto sae as he zzzzz's... he's usually a pretty quiet sleeper, but he drifts off into a pretty deep sleep, considering he's dozed off sitting up...
that said, being the clingy sleeper that he is, hope sae didn't plan on going anywhere anytime soon 💙 ]
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( what did he dooooo :( )
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[ also kaiser is preemptively going through the 5 stages of grief over his beloved unborn daughter, okay. ]
maybe ill tell you if you pick up the phone
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Fine I'll pick up ( and he will! on like, 9th ring... )
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You're the annoying one... [ anyways. ] I'm not going to kill myself, but if I did, where do you think would be a good place around the area for me to do it?
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Shut up and bring me my stuff. Why are you so upset, Mika? I called you a good boy, and all...
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[ he's pretty sure sae will tell him to go kill himself fr but look... ]
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( he wouldn't let kaiser offside it... hmph. )
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... That's not what I wanted you to say, but I'll take this. [ huff... ] I want to practice now.
[ dortmund and barca matches are coming up real fast... kaiser is feeling more motivated now. not that he wasn't before, of course!! ]
Playing with the German national team is fine, but it's not the same. [ especially not with so many of them incapacitated— ] If it were you on the pitch, then I would've had an even more satisfying victory than this.
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( cute. but he does want to practice, too... barca is a joke, but. he wants to show them up, anyway. )
Mm. I know. You're your best self when you're with me, so don't forget it.
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[ for kaiser, those have always been very similar emotions, close to perfectly overlapping. he improves because he wants to get better, to shatter others' expectations, to live up to his motto of embodying the impossible —
but yes... especially with poor lamine injured :( ]
Hmm. [ hmmm...! ] I want to score a really fantastic goal against Dortmund next week. One that even you will have no complaints with.
[ he's already looking past the netherlands. sniffles. ]
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( anger can stew and build into something worthwhile — at least in kaiser's case, where he tends to release a lot of emotion during the match.
not how sae does things, personally, but whatever keeps the geniuses going, no? )
Imagine it now and surprise me during the match. I'll make it happen for you. ( duh. )
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[ kaiser has been through so much in the last two days. and he will simply continue having to go through the ordeals... should he just let sae stay pregnant? as stress relief? 🥺
no, in the long-run, sae will just end up stressing him out more if kaiser leaves things as is....... ]
I'll be back in a bit... need to walk off some extra energy. Don't worry, I have your stuff... [ he sounds more docile now. he got all the bad energy out... ]
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( and he HANGS UP!!!!!!!!!!
well. he isn't pissed or anything. but he will be if he doesn't get his kombucha soon so jot that down. )
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you annoy me
[ then kaiser laps the neighborhood a few times to forcibly push his insane energy out of his body before finally coming back with kombucha and fruit in tow... he sighs audibly and attempts to knock....... ]
Sae... Come let me in... [ his hands are occupied! ]
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( but. yeah. he knows.
but at least he'll open the door and let kaiser in, stepping to the side and letting him in. ... he's following very close behind to the kitchen btw... kaiser ran so he's a little sweaty....... )
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So do you want kombucha or do you want sparkling water...
[ he's pulling out those blueberries, bringing a carton over to the sink to rinse them out for sae. someday kaiser will be a parent who buys grapes for the kids and takes the time to wash and take them off the stem for his beautiful children... because he cares. ]
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Kombucha first. ( then wash it away with sparkling water, as one does.
he's standing in the kitchen like the i frew up alien staring at kaiser btw )
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... Is this the part where I read your mind and figure out what it is that you want because you don't feel like telling me...?
[ or are the hormones making sae notice what incredible father material kaiser is? 💙 anyways, he's passing over the washed blueberries, enjoy bun. ]
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Yeah. ( he wants to sniff your pi —
i mean. he wants his kombucha... obviously... but he'll take the blueberries too, thanks. still standing here though. yes the cup is on the counter but you have to hand it to him them's the rules. )
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but okay, kaiser knows sae well enough to know that he is a particular and demanding annoyance. kaiser will hand sae the kombucha, which is sitting RIGHT! in front of him... and then when sae has both fruit and drink in hand, kaiser scoops him up to personally deposit him onto the couch. ]
Am I getting closer? Is this good? [ it's so far past his bedtime, have mercy. ]
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Hm... ( once deposited on the couch with the jacket and the fruit and the kombucha, he finally stops looking like a miserable, neglected rabbit.
acceptable........ )
Yeah, that's fine. ( looks up at him... you good bbg? )
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Then drink up, bun, it's already this late.
[ and kaiser needs to hold his emotional support rabbit, so sae can indulge in some sniffing as kaiser sits down next to sae, throws an arm around him, and leans his head onto sae's shoulder. he's twired... he's sweepy... ]
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( you don't actually have to sit here with him? he will happily drink his kombucha as he watches some matches...
but since kaiser does sit next to him, he will lean into his sweaty pit and be gross while the other dozes. )
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that said, being the clingy sleeper that he is, hope sae didn't plan on going anywhere anytime soon 💙 ]
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