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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[trivela]

[ please bobin, come into existence... your mentally ill fathers need you... ]

is that why everyone is so obsessed with pissing me off

[outplayed]

[ please, god, send them the immaculate mpreg... ]

honestly, probably yes
or at least, thats probably a major part of it
you wouldnt go out of your way to piss off a literal who, would you?

[trivela]

true
it's not fun and you don't gain shit from it
pissing off loki, however...

[outplayed]

i also want to piss him off
im slightly jealous how many opportunities you get to do so

[ and this is before he dunked on the kaiser impact... sniffles... ]

[trivela]

yeah but i also have to be careful not to overdo it because there are so many opportunities
and he's not like isagi or other wimps who just take it
sometimes his retaliation takes more time than whatever i did to piss him off

[ rin being a shocked pikachu because of the consequences of his actions?? ]

[outplayed]

yeah, that makes sense
i think for people who have professional success, the younger it happens, the more they have to have a strong mindset to deal with it

[ this was not meant to be a commentary on s*e it*shi. or on kaiser himself... ]

you have to really make it count or else its just another average day for him -_-

[trivela]

ah
is this why this shit pisses me off so much

[ blue lock. having fans. giving interviews. ugh, he just wants to play soccer and die. ]

am i too old

[outplayed]

you are asking me a very dangerous question...

[ kaiser can't live to be a person who gets canceled on twitter for being a 19yo who dates a 160yo so he hesitates to simply say "you're young". ]

thats just how it is but dont worry about it
its not as if youre that pink cockroach who is literally unsalvageable in his current state
you do what you have to, no?

[trivela]

[ why does this remind me of halsey working with bts and twitter crying because What if the evil slutty westerner teaches the innocent pure virginal (lol) korean meow meows about sex... ]

hm
i guess you're right

they should put him down, you know
like one of those sick animals in a forest

[ guy who watched a nature documentary again. also guy who would be shot on sight as well. ]

[outplayed]

[ kaiser when he is accused of being a corrupting influence as if there isn't live footage of rin slobbering and bleeding that already existed before daddy longdick landed in tokyo: . ]

i agree. his vibes are noxious and atrocious
the only question in my mind is whether he should be euthanized by injection or shot
i feel like the injection would deny all of us a certain visceral joy, but that includes himself, so maybe its worth it

[trivela]

[ he was innocently slobbering... now he is sexually slobbering. it's all kaiser's fault always! ]

true
he's such a freak, he might enjoy getting shot

wait
we could drown him

[outplayed]

oh, good idea
pass it off as a tragic poolside incident, perhaps, and people will have forgotten about it all in a few weeks

[trivela]

exactly
celebrities die all the time so

[ imagine him shrugging. ]

he's so freaky, no one will miss him

[outplayed]

plus it might make sae itoshis afternoon worse

[ kaiser is pretty sure that he will then move on, as ng11 members do when their dogs are no longer useful. but hey, a whole ruined day! ]

id hardly say that he is a celebrity, though
a one hit wonder, maybe? what, do people in japan like him??

[trivela]

he'll get over it unfortunately
but whatever

i don't think he's that popular?
maybe among bug lovers

[outplayed]

so im not the only one who noticed the uncanny resemblance to a cockroach...
i want to tear his antenna off and see if it does anything to his brain

[ normal intrusive thoughts. also, this is exactly the same as that panel where isagi, kaiser, and rin are on the same wavelength for one thing only: hating on shidou hardcore. ]

i think you should lodge a complaint to pifa for the sheer amount of time theyve forced you to play with him
that must be some kind of war crime

[trivela]

implying he has a brain
i think he just does whatever his dick wants
like the shit he says should count as some form of sexual harassment
that stuff's just not normal

[outplayed]

he is quite literally cum brained, i think
its disgusting even watching his match replays, he needs to at least keep his fucking mouth shut if he insists on making everything into a sex metaphor and not even a subtle one

well, he will fit in in france, at least

[ he's just not him if he doesn't say whatever (derogatory) about france. ]

[trivela]

should you not worry about me being surrounded by terminally horny people

[ the way he just accepts that all french people are horny... kaiser presents it as a fact so it must be true! he would never lie to rin. ]

[outplayed]

you can take care of yourself, no?
or do you want me to worry

[trivela]

i can defend myself but what if they're weirdos
what if they try and invite me to a threesome or something
i don't want to deal with that

[ someone tell his therapist that he has regressed to his 5 year old self that doesn't want to talk to anyone that isn't his favorite. ]

[outplayed]

?
tell them that what happened to france when germany played them in the 2014 world cup will be cute and funny compared to what im going to do to them during the next world cup

[ extremely advanced flirting. ]

[trivela]

hot
i'll try to remember that in case they ever get weird ideas

[outplayed]

good, do that
but if that threat is too elite for them to comprehend just show them the yt video of when i accidentally kicked somebody and got him sent off with a broken collarbone
its pretty funny

[ maybe kaiser shouldn't say that after he incidentally sent somebody to the hospital. but whatever. ]

[trivela]

what if that makes them horny
you saw the comments under the video

[ "it should have been meeee" etc. ]