[ kaiser prefers it that way, anyways, it's more efficient. if they're on break and he is laying stomach down on his bed, then that's where he wants to stay...
anyways, he does look up reflexively when that bread hits his head, which only makes it to fall right into his face and causes him to grimace before he grabs it off of him. ahem... ]
Yoichi... [ hi as well. kaiser rolls over on the bed, patting the space next to him he's just made. come sit, or lay down too, or something. ]
( he drops his overnight bag next to the bed before climbing in next to kaiser. )
I was gonna head out with the guys... ( but he changed his mind, clearly. leaning in, he presses a few quick kisses on kaiser's cheek before settling on his back to play some candy crush on his phone. )
Did you sleep okay last night? Heard you all watched some horror movie and the electricity went out halfway... What was it? Ju-On? Ringu? Dark Water?
The one with the girl in the well... I've watched the remake. [ so he knows the general plot beats, but— ] The original's pacing is better. I wanted to finish it...
[ but the others got freaked out and called it a bad omen, so kaiser simply left things as they were. we'll get you out of that well someday, girl... ]
People kept saying your name in it, it was distracting. [ with that, kaiser nonchalantly rolls over and puts his head in isagi's lap. so anyways— ] Do you get scared of horror movies, Yoichi?
( chuckles as he remembers the kid's name is yoichi... ) Hm... ( ponders the question as he rests his hand on kaiser's head before running his fingers through that mess of morning hair, tugging gently on a few strands. )
I don't think so. But I don't really watch horror movies... ( he likes cute stuff, whatever. )
What about you? Does anything scare you? ( pfft. knowing kaiser, something like hair loss maybe. )
Yeah, of course I do. Like my life not amounting to anything, or an accident completely fucking up my body.
[ "what scares you the most" "dylan" ahh moment... kaiser is situationally oblivious to it if he just substantially deepened the conversation, though, and just props his chin up in isagi's lap. more pets or he will hiss and snarl! ]
Oh, and aging prematurely, of course. [ obviously! ]
( stops crushing candies on his phone to stare at kaiser, especially after that mention of an accident messing him up... because yeah, no. that's never happening. not on his watch. he tugs a little harder on kaiser's hair before trying to fix it up again, not that it's possible because this bedhead is just ~ something else. )
Tch. What's your definition of premature aging? Is getting a wrinkle in your forties still going to freak you out? ( gotta know what he's getting into with this vain pot. )
[ true, that will certainly never happen! ever since encountering the ultimate misfortune (being born into terrible circumstances), he's since proven that he is truly god's chosen blorbo and god would never let that happen to his own personal blorbo... ]
Well, since you brought up Noa, I don't want to look into my 40s by the time I'm just in my early 30s. [ he doesn't want to age like l*ka m*dric either... ]
Do you ever look at Toni Kroos and Thomas Müller side by side. [ just him? fair. it's a bit deranged. ] Compared to any striker of our age group, in fifteen-odd years, I'd better be the Kroos in that comparison.
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anyways, he does look up reflexively when that bread hits his head, which only makes it to fall right into his face and causes him to grimace before he grabs it off of him. ahem... ]
Yoichi... [ hi as well. kaiser rolls over on the bed, patting the space next to him he's just made. come sit, or lay down too, or something. ]
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I was gonna head out with the guys... ( but he changed his mind, clearly. leaning in, he presses a few quick kisses on kaiser's cheek before settling on his back to play some candy crush on his phone. )
Did you sleep okay last night? Heard you all watched some horror movie and the electricity went out halfway... What was it? Ju-On? Ringu? Dark Water?
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[ but the others got freaked out and called it a bad omen, so kaiser simply left things as they were. we'll get you out of that well someday, girl... ]
People kept saying your name in it, it was distracting. [ with that, kaiser nonchalantly rolls over and puts his head in isagi's lap. so anyways— ] Do you get scared of horror movies, Yoichi?
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I don't think so. But I don't really watch horror movies... ( he likes cute stuff, whatever. )
What about you? Does anything scare you? ( pfft. knowing kaiser, something like hair loss maybe. )
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[ "what scares you the most" "dylan" ahh moment... kaiser is situationally oblivious to it if he just substantially deepened the conversation, though, and just props his chin up in isagi's lap. more pets or he will hiss and snarl! ]
Oh, and aging prematurely, of course. [ obviously! ]
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Tch. What's your definition of premature aging? Is getting a wrinkle in your forties still going to freak you out? ( gotta know what he's getting into with this vain pot. )
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Well, since you brought up Noa, I don't want to look into my 40s by the time I'm just in my early 30s. [ he doesn't want to age like l*ka m*dric either... ]
Do you ever look at Toni Kroos and Thomas Müller side by side. [ just him? fair. it's a bit deranged. ] Compared to any striker of our age group, in fifteen-odd years, I'd better be the Kroos in that comparison.
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At that age, who are you trying to look good for anyway?
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For me, for you, and for all the adoring fans. In roughly that order. [ roughly! ]
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Can we talk about your rabid fans? ( because they're a scary bunch. online at least. so far he hasn't been pelted by stones... yet. )
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[ he's just kidding, of course... he'll be serious and turn over to look directly up at isagi. ]
Alright, what about them?