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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[sublimed]

I think it was mostly a joint effort of me and my physical therapist...

[outplayed]

i seem to remember the doctor saying it was a remarkably clean break that would heal up neatly so i think my efforts count too.
what if i had shattered your shinbone or something
you know i could

[sublimed]

Could you?

( twirls hair )

[outplayed]

i think you know very well if i accidentally gripped your wrist too hard then you could kiss ever using it properly again goodbye
but lets be clear
that too is a team effort of my grip strength AND your fragile bones

[ the low fat cottage cheese's calcium content can't save sae now... ]

[sublimed]

That's just because you're a freak of nature.
Not human.

( as kaiser himself said! )

[outplayed]

dont say that like you dislike it
anyways, im not shattering your bones for now, the timing isnt right
we make it to cl finals, ill break whatever part of you that you want

[sublimed]

We might not even make it into the CL, so.

[outplayed]

dont say that
leaving bm to miss qualifying for the cl the season immediately after is grounds for me to immediately kill myself
we will make it...

[sublimed]

Well.
It'll all be decided on the tenth, so get ready.

[outplayed]

i know, i will be ready and so will you
as for the rest... well, who knows -_-
regardless, we ARE going to make it

[ and if they don't, he's going to grievously self-harm... 💙 ]

[sublimed]

Right.

( well, he's not nothing else to say, but after watching bayern fuck it up too maybe he'll feel a bit better... and so should kaiser — )

[outplayed]

[ he won't because he will be forced to acknowledge (again) that his goat is WASHED (insert grainy gif of the car flipping over). ]

cant you say something more affirming than that -_-

[sublimed]

( ugh JUST TOO AGGRESSIVE LATELY —

probably due to being washed... )

?
I agreed with you.

[outplayed]

you could say something aspirational all of your own accord, yes?
i think that i would like hearing that from you on occasion

[sublimed]

I've got nothing "inspirational" to say.
Do your fucking job.

( the best you're gonna get from wordsmith sae itoshi... )

[outplayed]

[ little did kaiser know how much worse it can get! never let (censored) take a penalty ever the fuck again! ]

that works for me too
thank youuuuu