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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[indifference]

i can use my tongue

[outplayed]

uh huh... keep going... what about your teeth 🥺

[indifference]

they're on my tongue so they could puncture you.i guess

[outplayed]

youre not very good at this
puncture me where and how hard

[indifference]

i could eat you in one bite

[outplayed]

[ vore⁉️ ]

if i get a choice in the matter i would rather you chew a lot, actually

[indifference]

[ he can chew just a little. ]

i'll make sure my teeth puncture every part of you. can i eat you whole?

[outplayed]

no, do it in a lot of bites so it hurts me a lot and i am in an agony nobody has ever known before while i die
im so serious

[indifference]

do you really want to die? i guess i can make that happen

[outplayed]

no. i just like imagining it for motivation. do you understand

[indifference]

i'm going to eat you

[outplayed]

how bad do you want it. i will consider it

[indifference]

you're the one who's desperate

[outplayed]

i can imagine harming myself for free, actually
youre the one who wants $25 for donuts

[indifference]

30 for donut and i'll break your bones

[outplayed]

not interested, im not into that
im docking your donut allowance to $20 for making me a dumb offer

[indifference]

nothing makes you happy i should eat you instead

[outplayed]

honestly you have a point there, nothing does make me happy
that seems like a dumb reason to get eaten though
at least eat me because i taste good, sheesh

[indifference]

you're the unsavory sort of donut. moldy

[outplayed]

rude i said i taste good -_-
i forgot what i said earlier but you can scroll up for the details about my taste

[ when you say so much bullshit it gets hard to remember :( ]

[indifference]

[ stop he is too lazy to do that. :/ ]

but you won't let me take a bite?

[outplayed]

i cant just let anybody bite before marriage, explain to me why you deserve it when ive already given you $20 for donuts

[ ignore the fact that he hasn't actually given any donut allowance yet. ]

[indifference]

oh i don't want to get married. maybe youre not worth it

[outplayed]

your tendency for loyalty is far too low, this is why i have to be careful about who i let bite me

[indifference]

i'm owned by the company