no, im really good at it even without practice. its that i have useless ass teammates who cant keep up so out of the kindness of my heart i help them out
huh i guess you are nice, yeah nobody's ever offered anything like this to me unless you're gonna "lol jk" me after we fuck. but then i want the 2k at least or i'll seriously stab u
( not the luxury fastfood... but fine! he won't be late! he's up on his feet anyway, so he'll show up after kaiser does, but NOT past the 25 minute mark, ok.
you'll have to approach him and tap his shoulder or something, though, because he just followed the google instructions and does NAWT know where you're standing........... )
[ kaiser is NOT paying for a five dollar footlong from subway... never mind that it hasn't cost five dollars in years now, whatever. we can have some class.
anyways, for a few moments, kaiser watches kyun pull up and then stand there and forgors that he won't know kaiser is already here. after he rembers, he approaches very quietly before putting a hand on his shoulder... he needs to test to see if kyun has the crechur instincts. ]
( they're like thrice that price today damn... anyway, he knows it's kaiser. the moment the other touches him, the world flashes in front of his eyes; the restaurant, kaiser's face, their general surroundings. borrowed eyes, really.
he snickers and turn his head towards the other, as if he could see him, still. )
[ if the answer to both of those questions is "yes", then he'll do it... but for no less than that!! since he's already got his hand on kyun's shoulder, he'll push him in the right direction. get hopping... slightly upscale sandwiches await... ]
( as long as kaiser's holding onto him, he can see, at least? granted, it's vision mixed with parts of the other's memories, but still...
he shan't say it, though, just letting kaiser lead him towards the sandwiches and doing his best impression at not actually being able to see right now. )
You're getting me the deluxe combo, right? Rich guy.
[ hands clutched against each other... fingers interlaced, because kaiser is a real (word i shalln't say). also, he likes grossing people out a little, what's the problem with that! ]
... And no, you're kinda scrawny. You can't actually finish that. [ don't waste food! also, kaiser has a Plan already. ] You can get the normal combo, with whole wheat bread, no red meat or mayonnaise. And don't get the cookie for the side, that shit looks awful.
[ by "awful", he means delicious but in a deeply guilty pleasure way... the oils are seeping outta them... ]
( he will have to try harder than that if he wants to gross kyun out fr. he'll gladly hold kaiser's hand, since it gives him vision and Helpful Insights into the other's life?
which is really just soccer, huh... )
Hmm. ( scrawny, sure, but he can absolutely finish that? still, he's not going to complain about free food either way...
... )
You're pretty controlling, aren't you? ( deciding on his meal all by himself? unprompted? damn. ) Also, are you sure you can be seen holding hands with a whore?
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let me go suck some dicks rn for training
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you're so gracious, mr. emperor
well, not that id know i guess
i cant watch it anyway
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would i do any of this for you if i werent incredibly kind
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i guess you are nice, yeah
nobody's ever offered anything like this to me
unless you're gonna "lol jk" me after we fuck. but then i want the 2k at least or i'll seriously stab u
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anyways i already said ill pay you so calm down -_- i keep my word
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can u venmo me
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youll pick it up in cash, in person
im not fucking stupid
[ he is NOT leaving a financial paper trail that he paid money for weird sex... ]
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im just a friend so its fine
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thats how youre getting the money or not at all
deal or no?
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i just thought id go get myself a snack rn smh
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[ NO FOOD after (insert arbitrary time of night here) if you don't want to end up like fatnabry. ]
whatever, i guess thats none of my business
what shit do you want to eat
ill meet you there and pay and give you the rest in cash
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( DUHHHH. no fat camp plz... )
good q
maybe a sandwich or something...
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he'll just drop a location for the nicest fast food chain nearby because all the proper restaurants are already closed. hmph... ]
25 minutes or im leaving
[ kaiser, of course, will be waiting there in 20 minutes. :) ]
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( not the luxury fastfood... but fine! he won't be late! he's up on his feet anyway, so he'll show up after kaiser does, but NOT past the 25 minute mark, ok.
you'll have to approach him and tap his shoulder or something, though, because he just followed the google instructions and does NAWT know where you're standing........... )
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anyways, for a few moments, kaiser watches kyun pull up and then stand there and forgors that he won't know kaiser is already here. after he rembers, he approaches very quietly before putting a hand on his shoulder... he needs to test to see if kyun has the crechur instincts. ]
It's me. [ who else? it's him!! ]
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he snickers and turn his head towards the other, as if he could see him, still. )
Gonna lead me by the hand?
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[ if the answer to both of those questions is "yes", then he'll do it... but for no less than that!! since he's already got his hand on kyun's shoulder, he'll push him in the right direction. get hopping... slightly upscale sandwiches await... ]
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( as long as kaiser's holding onto him, he can see, at least? granted, it's vision mixed with parts of the other's memories, but still...
he shan't say it, though, just letting kaiser lead him towards the sandwiches and doing his best impression at not actually being able to see right now. )
You're getting me the deluxe combo, right? Rich guy.
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[ hands clutched against each other... fingers interlaced, because kaiser is a real (word i shalln't say). also, he likes grossing people out a little, what's the problem with that! ]
... And no, you're kinda scrawny. You can't actually finish that. [ don't waste food! also, kaiser has a Plan already. ] You can get the normal combo, with whole wheat bread, no red meat or mayonnaise. And don't get the cookie for the side, that shit looks awful.
[ by "awful", he means delicious but in a deeply guilty pleasure way... the oils are seeping outta them... ]
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which is really just soccer, huh... )
Hmm. ( scrawny, sure, but he can absolutely finish that? still, he's not going to complain about free food either way...
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You're pretty controlling, aren't you? ( deciding on his meal all by himself? unprompted? damn. ) Also, are you sure you can be seen holding hands with a whore?
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