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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[sublimed]

And why should I?

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to prove that you are truly a cat expert...

[sublimed]

I've got the knowledge to prove it, so I don't need the practice.

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you would not be impressed if i said that about being offside so dont say that to me now

[sublimed]

Obviously that doesn't apply to football.

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you would not be impressed if i said that about eating pussy so dont say that to me now

[sublimed]

Hmm... do you even have the technical knowledge of it, though?

I know you don't perform it well, but...

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what would you like me to do, read a how-to manual? buy a "how to eat pussy for dummies" book?

[sublimed]

Spend more time between my legs, maybe.

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id do it, but would you let me?

[ applaud his self-control for not adding :pleading:... ]

[sublimed]

That depends on how you ask for it.

( beg for it*** )

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what, you want me to beg you for it? you know i will, so is it that satisfying to you?

[sublimed]

If I don't like how you beg or I get bored then obviously I'm not letting you anywhere near me.

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in some aspects, your ego is far worse than mine, sae itoshi.
what kind of begging are you in the mood to hear

[sublimed]

And why would I tell you that?

( boring... you have to guess!!! )

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fair enough.
wont you please deign to allow me the honor and privilege of learning how to pleasure you properly, sae itoshi?

[sublimed]

Hmm...

As expected, I'd rather you begged in person. Save it for later.

( it's not the same over text... )

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oh? then when am i coming over
or are you coming here?

[sublimed]

I'm not moving.
You can come over whenever.

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sometimes i feel like i should say thanks to you

[ why? because as long as sae exists, kaiser can't possibly be the laziest ng11. ]

alright
do you want me to bring you anything while im up

[sublimed]

For giving you a chance?

( hm. )

Not really.

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oh my, its nothing so small. no, i should thank you for existing

[ :) ]

my apartments comfier than yours, you should come over here sometimes.
give me fifteen minutes

[ by which he means ten, because early is on time. he had to put his nice(r) sweatpants on and make himself pretty before letting himself in and detouring to sae's kitchen first, to pour them both some cold water. all the doomscrolling will make your lips dry, bun... ]

[sublimed]

You should.

( but also don't because that's awkward as hell??

also, how is kaiser's apartment comfier than his? hmph... he's not moving, though, unless he has to, because no will to live etc etc. trainings usually leave him sore and wanting to just curl up on the couch and watch matches until he falls asleep. such is the life of a boy with no hobbies outside of his one interest...

he'll appreciate a glass of water, though, sure, reaching out to take it from kaiser's hands and making space for him on the doomcouch. )

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[ that means sae has tacitly agreed to the fact that kaiser is going to attempt to put an arm around sae and pull him in... therapy bunny time. he needs to hold his therapy bunny to cope with the continued agony of living, or else. ]

Are you going to show me the posts on your mind first, or shall I jump straight to begging? I'm all for the former, for whatever that matters...

[ kaiser is still trying to gather information on what kind of begging sae might be in the mood for. he needs to read sae's every microexpression. ]

[sublimed]

( sigh... well, it doesn't really bother him at the moment, as long as kaiser doesn't squeeze too hard. sometimes, he's agreeable.. )

You can beg while I scroll. ( efficiency!

something tells him that kaiser whining into his ear will be annoying, though... he should get on his knees or something. )