[ which leads to a tweet to the effect of: "doxxers and online harassers are fucking insecure, try bettering yourself if you have so much time on your hands". shockingly, this will mostly work on his fanbase, who clearly like him(?) for some reason(??). ]
its hardly rocket science, yoichi if you want to put your dick in my mouth first so you can copy my technique thats fine you cant finish in my mouth though.
no, its normal to get pissed off if your dick gets bitten?? but you must think im the pickiest bastard alive i am also a teenaged guy you know. [ that is... he also gets horny and doesn't exactly require high amounts of finesse to get off. ]
are you changing your bribe to dessert? i mean, i will take that too
I won't bite you. But you know how opening your mouth for too long at the dentist gets tiring? ( legit thinking about the most unsexy thing right now. )
I'll get you the ice cream. I'll eat one too and then I'll suck your dick. ( maybe a brain freeze will have him not overthink this shit. )
do you think im going to bite your dick off or something you can close your eyes and be an embarrassing little virgin, yoichi, i dont mind and ill only tease you a little for it
[ not denying he will make fun of isagi at least a little. ]
( nuh-uh. so much for getting out of bed at this point. gonna just surrender it to... )
Gonna justusemy hand ( 20:00? 22:00? which one was it even? whatever. can't wait that long thanks to kaiser giving him just enough to work with... that one stupid text about messing him up with his mouth alone? he can't think about much else anymore.
the perks of skipping out on training and dinner tho? he gets the room to himself finally. now if he does manage to get himself off before some idiot walks into the room, he can at least, maybe, just... blargh. who's he kidding? kaiser manhandling him and stickinig his tongue in his mouth and his hand down his pants will likely have him coming again within seconds. not every exciting probably. nngh. )
thats too bad, guess i wont be seeing any funny threats in the near future and i wonder where do you find the courage to get off when you have roommates, yoichi?
Tch. Not like I do it often. I know their schedules by now. ( they mostly only ever hang out in the room at night. )
It's dark in here anyway. ( if someone were to walk in, he'd just roll over and pretend to be asleep. definitely better than jerking off in the shower room with bright florescent lights. )
[ but sooner than isagi expects, probably, because not five minutes pass before there's a knock at isagi's door. strike while the iron is hot, michael kaiser believes! and now he knows that even though there's no light leaking through the bottom of the door, isagi is probably still there, but just in case— ]
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in fact its a good use of my time? so.
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here you go no need to thank me
https://twitter.com/michaelkaiser10/status/XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
[ which leads to a tweet to the effect of: "doxxers and online harassers are fucking insecure, try bettering yourself if you have so much time on your hands". shockingly, this will mostly work on his fanbase, who clearly like him(?) for some reason(??). ]
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Hm. Did you just easily accept my offer of a blowjob tho? I'll be honest, okay? I've never done that before. You?
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if you want to put your dick in my mouth first so you can copy my technique thats fine
you cant finish in my mouth though.
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but yes. i have done that before
that ok with you?
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Mm. Do you want mochi instead? There's one matcha one left.
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but you must think im the pickiest bastard alive
i am also a teenaged guy you know. [ that is... he also gets horny and doesn't exactly require high amounts of finesse to get off. ]
are you changing your bribe to dessert?
i mean, i will take that too
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I'll get you the ice cream. I'll eat one too and then I'll suck your dick. ( maybe a brain freeze will have him not overthink this shit. )
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[ kkkkkind of an endearing trait, though. ]
and where in your itinerary will you slot me returning the favor? add the item anywhere you like, but you have to add it somewhere
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you can close your eyes and be an embarrassing little virgin, yoichi, i dont mind
and ill only tease you a little for it
[ not denying he will make fun of isagi at least a little. ]
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you could have experience than i do and i would still have confidence that i can mess you up with my mouth alone
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[ he could not have come up with a less appealing way to say that if he tried, i daresay. ]
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Gonna justusemy hand ( 20:00? 22:00? which one was it even? whatever. can't wait that long thanks to kaiser giving him just enough to work with... that one stupid text about messing him up with his mouth alone? he can't think about much else anymore.
the perks of skipping out on training and dinner tho? he gets the room to himself finally. now if he does manage to get himself off before some idiot walks into the room, he can at least, maybe, just... blargh. who's he kidding? kaiser manhandling him and stickinig his tongue in his mouth and his hand down his pants will likely have him coming again within seconds. not every exciting probably. nngh. )
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so very dull of you, yoichi
well, whatever, ill get my mouth on you eventually [ this is a promise and a threat, etc. ]
you touching yourself still, or are you done now?
[ he's thinking. planning, perhaps. plotting, even? ]
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Whoa. No more spam messages.
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and i wonder
where do you find the courage to get off when you have roommates, yoichi?
[ he's continuing to think/plan/plot, here. ]
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It's dark in here anyway. ( if someone were to walk in, he'd just roll over and pretend to be asleep. definitely better than jerking off in the shower room with bright florescent lights. )
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alright, yoichi, see you soon
[ but sooner than isagi expects, probably, because not five minutes pass before there's a knock at isagi's door. strike while the iron is hot, michael kaiser believes! and now he knows that even though there's no light leaking through the bottom of the door, isagi is probably still there, but just in case— ]
Hey, open up.
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