[ kaiser doesn't need to brag about how he has the incredibly first world problem of trying to figure out which of the top two most historied football clubs is the better option for him. ]
? youre the one who couldve played it off im german you know we tend towards angst but sure we can talk about my ass again, you want to see some twitter threads dedicated to it?
oh i haven't seen the dick outline ones not surprised though
like i'm pretty sure the japan stride association doesn't accept your team registration unless someone's posting erotic edits of your crouch starts somewhere
well yeah sports just looks like softcore porn with clothes on at least 1/4 of the time even worse on the team sports like damn i feel like i get gangbanged out there sometimes
normally i avoid most of the patting, actually, so the working extra hard mostly applies to forcing down my instinct to keep others away from my ass just because theyre my teammates doesnt mean they should feel they automatically get the privilege of touching me.
oh, thats right. your sport is played in teams, but its more like a relay, no? that must be nice
[ <-- formerly a weird feral little creature who nearly failed his tryout because he freaked out at being treated like a teammate and started fighting people... ]
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makes sense though since we're still high school teams even with the corpo money coming in
so like
do you ever want to settle somewhere or just keep moving on to the next opportunity?
[ kaiser is good enough to do whatever obvi because yuri* likes him (*doesn't know anything about soccer) ]
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a complicated question, actually
[ he actually has an offer in hand from the legally distinct in-universe version of real madrid, aka the most prestigious team in the world... ]
i suppose the team matters less than being the best in the world.
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then again idk, maybe that's the only right answer. things change all the time at the top.
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and even if there were a definitive best out there, its not as if the best team is necessarily the best for somebody at an individual level
[ that's part of why he can't decide whether or not to take the offer, but eh. ]
anyway, its pretty uncommon for really solid athletes to stick with one club forever on my end...
though its not unheard of.
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[ easy for yuri to say dismissive things about ~the future~ for the next... under a year ]
remember when this conversation was about how great your ass is until you screwed it up
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[ kaiser doesn't need to brag about how he has the incredibly first world problem of trying to figure out which of the top two most historied football clubs is the better option for him. ]
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youre the one who couldve played it off
im german you know we tend towards angst
but sure we can talk about my ass again, you want to see some twitter threads dedicated to it?
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(it's like staring into a mirror sometimes) ]
you check up on the threads about your own ass huh
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ive also seen threads dedicated to pictures of my dick outline, my abs, and my eyeliner
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not surprised though
like i'm pretty sure the japan stride association doesn't accept your team registration unless someone's posting erotic edits of your crouch starts somewhere
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sports just looks like softcore porn with clothes on at least 1/4 of the time
even worse on the team sports like damn i feel like i get gangbanged out there sometimes
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hm...
put like that, i might enjoy watching the of these games in person after all
[ jk?? ]
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as long as youre not the jealous type?
theres a lot of weirdly intimate touching
freaked the fuck out of me at first but then i realized thats normal.
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i think it's a better use of my time and energy to just enjoy hot guys touching for what it is
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oh, showing off for me at work? i do like that
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he'll smack anybody else on the ass, though, he dgaf. ]
guess ill have to work extra hard at any matches you deign to watch
then youll get to see me being the one getting patted all over too
i get fouled a lot in general, anyway
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i didn't realize you would benefit from a cheerleader
kinda figured you'd be crushing it regardless?
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just because theyre my teammates doesnt mean they should feel they automatically get the privilege of touching me.
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don't do something you hate just for me, i'll come anyway
and pat your ass for myself later
gently this time if you want
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thats just how it is when you play a team sport, no? you have to put up with the unbearable cringe of teamwork
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[ true to form he is completely socially distanced in every canon art...... ]
there are fewer butt touchers on the field at once for us, to be fair
and it only takes one punch in the dick to make them stop
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your sport is played in teams, but its more like a relay, no?
that must be nice
[ <-- formerly a weird feral little creature who nearly failed his tryout because he freaked out at being treated like a teammate and started fighting people... ]
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sometimes it's nice, yeah. i probably wouldn't have to talk to them for more than a few minutes a day if i weren't in charge of them
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yeah, me neither, i guess.
but football is a game played with 11 people on one team, so... it is what it is.