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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

well arent you a darling, yoichi
dont worry about it. cook something you like, then ill get to know your tastes too

[ anyway, whew! complicated question. kaiser's not sure whether isagi means why he personally chose to, or how he got involved professionally, but one of those is way easier to answer, so: ]

i just happened to see a football on display in a store and i decided to get it
i remember thinking i liked the color of it. pure white, except the logo
it was the first thing i ever bought on my own so i guess i got attached to it

[gol]

I can eat anything too, so I wanna make something you'd be able to enjoy as well. You said you like bread so my mom said she'll send over some next week.

Aw. Buying it on your own. That's cool. With your birthday money? First thing I ever got for myself was a football magazine. ( with sexy noa on the cover... /cough )

You still have that football?

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[ is that like, just something that normal parents do? kaiser has to stare at his phone for a while over this one because he is so genuinely perplexed. ]

ok
tell your mother i said thanks
if i must pick, then a stew

and yes, actually. i do still have it. not here, though. [ ........... ]
do you prefer praise or gifts?

[gol]

Will do! She'll want to know your feedback on the bread. Heh. Will make beef stew to go with it.

Hmmmmm. Gifts because that can be shared. Or like money can be donated to charity.

If not a striker, what position would you want to play?

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obviously, im not giving up my position, just to be clear.
but gk, actually
you need good instincts, movement, and game sense... and its just obvious when a gk is a good one, even to amateurs
also sweeper keepers look fucking cool when theyre doing their thing well.

[ his aspirational crush on m*nuel n*uer is showing again, perhaps. ]

sciences or humanities? favorite subject in school?

[gol]

Would be interesting trying to score a goal with you as gk, but ok ok you're a striker for life. I think your KI goals are crazy good. ( and that his thighs are sexy af.......... )

Art and PE. I'm not good at anything else.

Were you in private or public school?

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if its just for fun, i suppose im not against the idea of it
but you should return the favor, then

[ and barely in school, but: ]

public school
... was that not obvious?

[gol]

Wah, rly? Okay! Whoever gets to score more goals will get the last mochi in the fridge? ( in the words of the itoshi bros... how luckewarm. )

Also, not really. You're not that easy to pin down.

If not for football, what would you be doing right now?

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thats all you want to bet over... nothing like, "loser is the winner's slave for an afternoon" or something? [ heh. ]

hm.
probably imagining what itd be like to go on a journey around the world, or some other fanciful idiots daydream...?

and what about you
if not football, then what?

[gol]

But you already have Ness... And I don't need you to be my slave. ( #LUKEWARM ) But okay, how about the winner gets to ask the loser for whatever they want then, non-football related.

Why would you only imagine it? You don't think you would be traveling around the world if not for football?

Ha ha. Idk. Go to art school in Germany? Go to BM's games...

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?
ness is not my slave, obviously

[ even better, ness is his dog, which means he mostly does things for kaiser on his own free will... 🥴 ]

but sure, terms accepted. ill have to think of something good to make you do

... such an adorable dreamer you are, yoichi.
to travel the world, the minimum requirements would be either to have sufficient money or to have enough talent that somebody else will invest in you. [ he can read between the lines for the rest of that or not at all, kaiser is not clarifying any further on the matter. ]

what kinds of things do you like drawing?

[gol]

Ha ha. Yeah, maybe not when we're this age, I don't even have $100 in my name, but I'm sure you'd be able to someday. Where do you wanna travel to?

Eh. I usually paint landscapes if I'm outdoors. I sketch random things otherwise. ( like kaiser's thighs... /cough )

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could be fun to go to the moon

[ his insanity cannot be constrained to the mere world anymore. ]

realistically speaking youll be making plenty of money and traveling all across western europe in a matter of months either way.

is that why you stare at my legs so much [ -_- ]

[gol]

Huh. Then I'll use my money to take you to Disneyland. I'm sure we'll find something related to the moon there.

( uh oh. meh. did he get caught... )

Hm. Your leg muscles are well-defined, so I've just been studying that for practice. ( no, he's just been looking at kaiser's thighs for perverted reasons. )

[outplayed]

... yeah, okay
save your money though, im not letting myself get covered by somebody who makes less money than me

[ it HURTS his PRIDE!! ]

uh huh
and what have your studies helped you with, yoichi?

[gol]

Huh. Can we stay overnight in a hotel then? Because there are two areas to Disneyland. The wet and dry park.

Uh. Improving my drawing skills ig. ( fuck no. staring just makes him want to touch kaiser's stupid sexy thighs real badly. blargh. )

[outplayed]

thats what you want the hotel for?
okay. sure. bring something slutty to wear overnight. [ teehee! ]

then can i see something youve drawn

[gol]

Yeah, no way we can do all the rides in one day. ... What would you consider as slutty? A loose fit tank top? Short shorts? Ah. How about... flannel pajamas?

Maybe... ( his sketchbook is sacred! also too many drawings of kaiser in it now. not that he'd know it's him... or would he? too many sketches of his thighs and well, there's one of kaiser sleeping... and another one of him screaming after he didn't make that goal which isagi sketched out in the monitoring room after watching that particular scene again and again and again. )

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why are you so concerned about what goes on top?
lingerie would be good.

[ yeah, that last one would definitely be a "let's commit murder suicide!" angle from kaiser, so maybe it's better if not! ]

?
are you putting your depraved fantasies in there, yoichi? thats fine, everybody has things they want to keep private

[gol]

I don't own any lingerie??

I like your thighs. ( attaches a sketch of kaiser's thighs complete with a sleepy dick attached between it. look. he has to leave some things to the imagination so excuse the size of that tiny thing. the thighs are the main highlight here, k. )

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[outplayed]

i was going to offer to give you money if you asked cutely but forget it. kys actually

[gol]

( eh. ???? )

Why would I? I like my life just fine. ( and his drawing too! asshole. )

🖕

[outplayed]

alright, i will give you a chance to redeem yourself
why did you draw my dick like that.

[gol]

( ... oh. )

Ignore that. Never drawn nudes before so I was just practicing. ( he signed up for live drawing classes but blue lock happened so... )