[ oh. he got an actual response. that's??? really sweet??? also he likes knowing even a giant cunt like kaiser can appreciate someone that takes care of their loved one. feels validated. ]
It's just how it is, huh. Have you ever said it to yourself, at least? What that “it” is? Do you like him?
That's good enough, isn't it? Just liking him. But, from experience… Sometimes you don't realize what you really feel until someone comes out of nowhere and takes away that which you thought was gonna be yours forever. I know I have a reputation for being emotional, but I was never like that until this whole thing happened. You can make fun of me if you want, I'm just telling you this because I don't want you to go through this shit, too.
i appreciate(?????) it but crazy you dont think im the one who would be initiating the breakup
[ at this point i've accepted kaiser is the new barou, he simply exists to get clowned on for isagi's sake. which is why he will now give the clownish take of: ness can't break up with me, that would just LITERALLY never happen (kaiser isn't privy to the ness passes to isagi foreshadowing). ]
[ the price he must pay for being the most popular character ❤️ ]
I hadn't thought of that. ... Isn't Ness' current worth the same as Isagi's, actually? Maybe if your duo can somehow put him in his place next time you face each other, his value will naturally go up and they'll see his worth as your teammate, and how Isagi's value was all an illusion.
thats not a bad plan until you remember that real already has sae itoshi
[ and that isagi has plot armor but. whatever! ]
look dont take this to mean i dont think ness is a solid mf if sae itoshi werent around i think theres a solid argument that ness could have been part of the new gen 11 too... but sae itoshi exists, so.
[ he's not gonna argue with him about how a german mf might still be given more chances than a japanese one on the long run because, well, it would be like stabbing himself, but okay as long as isagi dies (not related at all) he doesn't care. ]
I've only seen Ness play in games with you, and with your ridiculous standards it made sense for him to be as good as he is. But okay, say he doesn't make it. Do you think he'd join any other team without you there?
[ kaiser and reo texting each other at least once every week "babe (the way girls call other girls babe) we can always go kill yoichi/isagi if it makes you feel better" and they never follow through, but it does make them feel better. ]
wtf kind of question is this ness is a pro too, its not like either of us ever had illusions of being permanently attached
yes i think hell have a good career with BM or somewhere else if he gets a better offer but i guess you dont want to go anywhere without your hatchling?
Yeah, I don't. And here's the thing, too. I'm pretty sane [ listen to him first ] but even I've thought about killing the competition if it means I'll be with Nagi. Of course I have more common sense than that, though. But the word on the street is your buddy might actually end up doing it if left to his own devices so, who knows? You might end up together after all.
ngl though i am intrigued by the idea of alexis ness and sae itoshi getting into a fight to the death but that isnt the point i GUESS jesus christ you think hes some kind of animal incapable of resisting instinct??
[ that dog is exactly how reo sees him. unrelated but i just realized the phrase on your post is what he says to yoichi when they first meet??? disgosting. ]
Is that your fetish? Guys fighting over you? Or just in general? ........ I guess it wouldn't be so bad.
[ not sae and ness but, you know. nagi killing isagi with his bare hands. this is nothing like what kaiser described but his mind wanders. ]
[ it's ok we all make mistakes and it's a nice phrase ngl ]
So it's a midfielder fetish, got it. With how out of touch you are with your emotions and now this? Maybe we are meant for each other after all.
[ juuuuuuuuust kidding. ]
Maybe not but like if Ness came after him you gotta think he'd defend himself, right? That sort of counts. I'm not picturing exactly that, okay, I've had girls fight over me before and it's not as fun as it sounds.
i keep saying it and you keep denying me even after i reapplied my eyeliner for you, damn 😑
[ jk of course. unless? ]
also lets not compare sae and ness fighting to high school girls you know its not the same in proportion or magnitude or how many views it would get on youtube but fine. what deathmatch do YOU want to see
I'm not insane like you I don't want to see people fighting, I want peace and love around the world duh ...But. I dunno. I guess I am a little jealous that you know with absolute certainty someone would fight for your honor if it came down to it. Meanwhile I have good reason to believe Nagi would take a punch and hope it ends soon. Or worse, agree with them. Then I'd have to gang up with this hypothetical aggressor into killing him.
i dont think ness would be fighting for MY honor hed be fighting because he takes it so personally but i guess thats still the problem for you, isnt it
[ NOT to rub it in. ]
you really dont think hed get the message or at least feel especially bad about it if YOU started beating his ass?
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[ slow texts again because honestly... what is it about him indeed. ]
he takes care of me
and i think he understands what i can and cant do for him
[ not what he will or won't do, kaiser actually fully believes this is about having or lacking some ability or quality within himself... ]
i dont know what else to say? its just how it is 😑
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It's just how it is, huh.
Have you ever said it to yourself, at least?
What that “it” is?
Do you like him?
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you really want to hear it, loverboy?
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I'm not the one in love with you.
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i do like him
but thats all there is to it
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That's good enough, isn't it? Just liking him.
But, from experience…
Sometimes you don't realize what you really feel until someone comes out of nowhere and takes away that which you thought was gonna be yours forever.
I know I have a reputation for being emotional, but I was never like that until this whole thing happened.
You can make fun of me if you want, I'm just telling you this because I don't want you to go through this shit, too.
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crazy you dont think im the one who would be initiating the breakup
[ at this point i've accepted kaiser is the new barou, he simply exists to get clowned on for isagi's sake. which is why he will now give the clownish take of: ness can't break up with me, that would just LITERALLY never happen (kaiser isn't privy to the ness passes to isagi foreshadowing). ]
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[ can't believe kaiser was only brought around to lose, fall for isagi, then lose again. even he deserves better. ]
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its whatll naturally happen if i accept that offer from real, is it not?
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I hadn't thought of that.
...
Isn't Ness' current worth the same as Isagi's, actually?
Maybe if your duo can somehow put him in his place next time you face each other, his value will naturally go up and they'll see his worth as your teammate, and how Isagi's value was all an illusion.
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[ and that isagi has plot armor but. whatever! ]
look
dont take this to mean i dont think ness is a solid mf
if sae itoshi werent around i think theres a solid argument that ness could have been part of the new gen 11 too...
but sae itoshi exists, so.
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I've only seen Ness play in games with you, and with your ridiculous standards it made sense for him to be as good as he is.
But okay, say he doesn't make it.
Do you think he'd join any other team without you there?
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wtf kind of question is this
ness is a pro too, its not like either of us ever had illusions of being permanently attached
yes i think hell have a good career with BM or somewhere else if he gets a better offer
but i guess you dont want to go anywhere without your hatchling?
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And here's the thing, too.
I'm pretty sane [ listen to him first ] but even I've thought about killing the competition if it means I'll be with Nagi.
Of course I have more common sense than that, though.
But the word on the street is your buddy might actually end up doing it if left to his own devices so,
who knows?
You might end up together after all.
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no he wouldnt do that
[ you know. ]
ngl though i am intrigued by the idea of alexis ness and sae itoshi getting into a fight to the death
but that isnt the point i GUESS
jesus christ you think hes some kind of animal incapable of resisting instinct??
[ so he admits it's in ness's instinct. ]
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Is that your fetish?
Guys fighting over you? Or just in general?
........
I guess it wouldn't be so bad.
[ not sae and ness but, you know. nagi killing isagi with his bare hands. this is nothing like what kaiser described but his mind wanders. ]
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mf on mf action just sounds hot in general
[ reo watch out. ]
also as flattering as the implication is, i somehow doubt sae itoshi would ever fight over me?
now who are YOU picturing fighting, exactly?
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So it's a midfielder fetish, got it.
With how out of touch you are with your emotions and now this?
Maybe we are meant for each other after all.
[ juuuuuuuuust kidding. ]
Maybe not but like if Ness came after him you gotta think he'd defend himself, right? That sort of counts.
I'm not picturing exactly that, okay, I've had girls fight over me before and it's not as fun as it sounds.
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even after i reapplied my eyeliner for you, damn 😑
[ jk of course. unless? ]
also lets not compare sae and ness fighting to high school girls you know its not the same in proportion or magnitude or how many views it would get on youtube
but fine. what deathmatch do YOU want to see
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[ "diva" was not the real word in his mind. ]
I'm not insane like you I don't want to see people fighting, I want peace and love around the world duh
...But.
I dunno. I guess I am a little jealous that you know with absolute certainty someone would fight for your honor if it came down to it.
Meanwhile I have good reason to believe Nagi would take a punch and hope it ends soon. Or worse, agree with them. Then I'd have to gang up with this hypothetical aggressor into killing him.
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hed be fighting because he takes it so personally
but i guess thats still the problem for you, isnt it
[ NOT to rub it in. ]
you really dont think hed get the message or at least feel especially bad about it if YOU started beating his ass?
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If he wanted he could clock me, though.
But I wouldn't go down without a fight.
[ why is he seriously thinking about duking it out with nagi?? ]
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what if i got in a fight with him
[ like, just as a little thought experiment. ]
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What the hell?
Why would you even fight him????
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or if i would ever have a reason to do it
just consider IF we fought
how would you feel about it
how did i fumble that
reo's split personality came out...
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