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MICHAEL♛KAISER ([personal profile] outplayed) wrote2024-03-31 05:40 pm

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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-09 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
How loose do you think I am?

( he sounds both embarrassed and offended?? but also?? kind of curious? ough. kaiser's a terrible influence actually. die. )

I mean, you can try, but... ( he wants to say "if it hurts too much i'll hate it" or something but we both know that just is NAWT true.

so he just trails off and pinches his nose irl. UGH!!! )
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-09 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
... shut up.

( he hates it + hates he actually wants to see kaiser now!! die!! )

I don't think you have it in you for act 4. Besides, I'm usually busy afterwards. ( ??

he locks himself up in the bathroom for two hours so no cuddling. )
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-09 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing that concerns you.

( STAY out of women's business!!

anyway, i was going to say something really vile but held myself back so please thank me. )


I dunno. If you beg nicely, I guess I'll let you in for a minute or two.
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-09 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I leave it there. Obviously.

( sort of but like, three times WORSE. also yeah sure! )

Don't thank me yet. Now that I think about it, hearing you whine about it might be kind of funny.
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-09 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
... not on me.

( IS ALL HE'S GONNA SAY. IS ALL I'M GONNA SAY. I'M TEARING UP AT WORK )
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-09 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
( sae is a normal guy so this is also totally normal? obviously. )

... ( the way kaiser just skips over it is embarrassing, too????? sae opens his mouth to tell him to forget it, then closes it again. whatever. WHATEVER. )

Do you want to know what the other tweet idea I had was?
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-09 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
( SLOBBERING SHUT UPPP )

Okay, something like "the way #kaisagi synergize on field makes me think Kaiser could potentially become Isagi's midfielder."

( GET IT? )
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-09 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't want #kaisae to trend. It's embarrassing being seen with a bicycle.

( what's next? #kairin? you already scissored on the pitch smh. )
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-09 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
( have some respect for the troops damn... he even broke out the big guns... )

Must be the, what'd you call it, again? European whorishness? ( something along these lines. ) If anything, I thought you'd be enjoying the attention. No publicity is bad publicity, and all.
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-09 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
True. It's not accurate, considering you tend to aim beyond the scope of realism.

( like making a marriage plan w/ sae itoshi, of all people... )
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-09 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I know what I call you, which is a fucking idiot.

( no idea about other people. whatever! back to abusing kaiser to feel better. )

Is that what it is? I think it's the showmanship, personally. The chin grab with Isagi probably doomed you, you know.
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-09 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
( ???? )

It looked like you had a crush on him, moron.

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