You're the annoying one... [ anyways. ] I'm not going to kill myself, but if I did, where do you think would be a good place around the area for me to do it?
... That's not what I wanted you to say, but I'll take this. [ huff... ] I want to practice now.
[ dortmund and barca matches are coming up real fast... kaiser is feeling more motivated now. not that he wasn't before, of course!! ]
Playing with the German national team is fine, but it's not the same. [ especially not with so many of them incapacitated— ] If it were you on the pitch, then I would've had an even more satisfying victory than this.
More frustrated than motivated, but it's close enough, no?
[ for kaiser, those have always been very similar emotions, close to perfectly overlapping. he improves because he wants to get better, to shatter others' expectations, to live up to his motto of embodying the impossible —
but yes... especially with poor lamine injured :( ]
Hmm. [ hmmm...! ] I want to score a really fantastic goal against Dortmund next week. One that even you will have no complaints with.
[ he's already looking past the netherlands. sniffles. ]
Nnnhh... I'll think about it tomorrow. Can't concentrate...
[ kaiser has been through so much in the last two days. and he will simply continue having to go through the ordeals... should he just let sae stay pregnant? as stress relief? 🥺
no, in the long-run, sae will just end up stressing him out more if kaiser leaves things as is....... ]
I'll be back in a bit... need to walk off some extra energy. Don't worry, I have your stuff... [ he sounds more docile now. he got all the bad energy out... ]
[ don't be so mean to him... or do, because kaiser likes it, but whatever. ]
you annoy me
[ then kaiser laps the neighborhood a few times to forcibly push his insane energy out of his body before finally coming back with kombucha and fruit in tow... he sighs audibly and attempts to knock....... ]
Sae... Come let me in... [ his hands are occupied! ]
but at least he'll open the door and let kaiser in, stepping to the side and letting him in. ... he's following very close behind to the kitchen btw... kaiser ran so he's a little sweaty....... )
[ sae's smell kink strikes again... but kaiser doesn't want sae on his back right now, so kaiser takes off his jacket and tosses it at sae. go marinate in that! ]
So do you want kombucha or do you want sparkling water...
[ he's pulling out those blueberries, bringing a carton over to the sink to rinse them out for sae. someday kaiser will be a parent who buys grapes for the kids and takes the time to wash and take them off the stem for his beautiful children... because he cares. ]
[ kaiser stares back in a way that says something like babygirl why are you doing that? but he knows that sae doesn't pick up on nonverbal communication like that. in fact, sometimes sae doesn't pick up on verbal communication like that either. ]
... Is this the part where I read your mind and figure out what it is that you want because you don't feel like telling me...?
[ or are the hormones making sae notice what incredible father material kaiser is? 💙 anyways, he's passing over the washed blueberries, enjoy bun. ]
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dont talk to me like im a dog.
also surely you have more to say than that??
[ ?? calling again... x10... ]
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Good boy, Kaiser.
( ignored. )
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i should kill myself instead of coming back
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You wouldn't.
( hmph! )
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but you really dont make it easy sometimes
pick up the phone before i do something drastic
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Aren't you almost here anyway
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my pulse is going fucking crazy rn
[ he checked his app which he has for totally normal reasons. ]
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( what did he dooooo :( )
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[ also kaiser is preemptively going through the 5 stages of grief over his beloved unborn daughter, okay. ]
maybe ill tell you if you pick up the phone
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Fine I'll pick up ( and he will! on like, 9th ring... )
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You're the annoying one... [ anyways. ] I'm not going to kill myself, but if I did, where do you think would be a good place around the area for me to do it?
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Shut up and bring me my stuff. Why are you so upset, Mika? I called you a good boy, and all...
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[ he's pretty sure sae will tell him to go kill himself fr but look... ]
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( he wouldn't let kaiser offside it... hmph. )
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... That's not what I wanted you to say, but I'll take this. [ huff... ] I want to practice now.
[ dortmund and barca matches are coming up real fast... kaiser is feeling more motivated now. not that he wasn't before, of course!! ]
Playing with the German national team is fine, but it's not the same. [ especially not with so many of them incapacitated— ] If it were you on the pitch, then I would've had an even more satisfying victory than this.
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( cute. but he does want to practice, too... barca is a joke, but. he wants to show them up, anyway. )
Mm. I know. You're your best self when you're with me, so don't forget it.
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[ for kaiser, those have always been very similar emotions, close to perfectly overlapping. he improves because he wants to get better, to shatter others' expectations, to live up to his motto of embodying the impossible —
but yes... especially with poor lamine injured :( ]
Hmm. [ hmmm...! ] I want to score a really fantastic goal against Dortmund next week. One that even you will have no complaints with.
[ he's already looking past the netherlands. sniffles. ]
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( anger can stew and build into something worthwhile — at least in kaiser's case, where he tends to release a lot of emotion during the match.
not how sae does things, personally, but whatever keeps the geniuses going, no? )
Imagine it now and surprise me during the match. I'll make it happen for you. ( duh. )
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[ kaiser has been through so much in the last two days. and he will simply continue having to go through the ordeals... should he just let sae stay pregnant? as stress relief? 🥺
no, in the long-run, sae will just end up stressing him out more if kaiser leaves things as is....... ]
I'll be back in a bit... need to walk off some extra energy. Don't worry, I have your stuff... [ he sounds more docile now. he got all the bad energy out... ]
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( and he HANGS UP!!!!!!!!!!
well. he isn't pissed or anything. but he will be if he doesn't get his kombucha soon so jot that down. )
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you annoy me
[ then kaiser laps the neighborhood a few times to forcibly push his insane energy out of his body before finally coming back with kombucha and fruit in tow... he sighs audibly and attempts to knock....... ]
Sae... Come let me in... [ his hands are occupied! ]
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( but. yeah. he knows.
but at least he'll open the door and let kaiser in, stepping to the side and letting him in. ... he's following very close behind to the kitchen btw... kaiser ran so he's a little sweaty....... )
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So do you want kombucha or do you want sparkling water...
[ he's pulling out those blueberries, bringing a carton over to the sink to rinse them out for sae. someday kaiser will be a parent who buys grapes for the kids and takes the time to wash and take them off the stem for his beautiful children... because he cares. ]
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Kombucha first. ( then wash it away with sparkling water, as one does.
he's standing in the kitchen like the i frew up alien staring at kaiser btw )
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... Is this the part where I read your mind and figure out what it is that you want because you don't feel like telling me...?
[ or are the hormones making sae notice what incredible father material kaiser is? 💙 anyways, he's passing over the washed blueberries, enjoy bun. ]
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