and add that its to somebody really territorial and aggressive
[ yayyy!!! ]
yeah, that i agree with. but he also seems like he would be the worst at it, he just goes for it more anyways, im torn on 3rd/4th... i want to say loki 3rd but he might be too busy
[ kaiser doesn't have to think about it so hard, but yeah. ]
tell him he knows where to find me or i can meet him in the tesco car park
[ that's what they do in the UK, right? they go to tesco and brawl to the death? also this conversation has become mega cursed with the brand new mbappe allegations... sorry loki... ]
that sounds more like noa than loki, to be honest hed probably tell his hookups that they have to be done in 2.5 hours so that he can stay on schedule, for that matter
he probably has it scheduled down to 15 minute intervals like a training schedule greetings & other polite bullshit 0:00-0:30 foreplay 0:30-1:15 fucking 1:15-2:00 clean-up 2:00-2:30
[ he referenced his actual training schedule for that one. ]
hes surprisingly big on that kind of thing, though he makes us do teambuilding activities often all ive learned from them is there are a lot of people i dont want to build a team with and now everybody is too scared to arm wrestle with me
[ ugh. his unsocialized animal that hops on his dick whenever he asks for it. ]
they're into this kind of stuff huh loki once asked us what we would do if it was guaranteed they could get away with it everyone said stuff like adjusting their balls on the pitch or picking their nose during interviews and then i was the freak who said murder
well yeah. but free and spontaneous sounds better in front of other people
[ love can be between an unsocialized animal and a barely socialized animal who have minimal impulse control against their instincts to mate... ]
maybe thats something all coaches do, then also ???? why would anybody waste such a valuable opportunity on adjusting their balls. id be asking if mass murder counts if i do all the killing at once
[ mr. "i think about who i want to kill... and reflect on myself :)" in my free time. ]
yeah but i also have to be careful not to overdo it because there are so many opportunities and he's not like isagi or other wimps who just take it sometimes his retaliation takes more time than whatever i did to piss him off
[ rin being a shocked pikachu because of the consequences of his actions?? ]
yeah, that makes sense i think for people who have professional success, the younger it happens, the more they have to have a strong mindset to deal with it
[ this was not meant to be a commentary on s*e it*shi. or on kaiser himself... ]
you have to really make it count or else its just another average day for him -_-
[ kaiser can't live to be a person who gets canceled on twitter for being a 19yo who dates a 160yo so he hesitates to simply say "you're young". ]
thats just how it is but dont worry about it its not as if youre that pink cockroach who is literally unsalvageable in his current state you do what you have to, no?
[ why does this remind me of halsey working with bts and twitter crying because What if the evil slutty westerner teaches the innocent pure virginal (lol) korean meow meows about sex... ]
hm i guess you're right
they should put him down, you know like one of those sick animals in a forest
[ guy who watched a nature documentary again. also guy who would be shot on sight as well. ]
[ kaiser when he is accused of being a corrupting influence as if there isn't live footage of rin slobbering and bleeding that already existed before daddy longdick landed in tokyo: . ]
i agree. his vibes are noxious and atrocious the only question in my mind is whether he should be euthanized by injection or shot i feel like the injection would deny all of us a certain visceral joy, but that includes himself, so maybe its worth it
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i'll just say i'm married
anyway, i think lavinho comes right after chris prince
he looks like he tries really hard
like those exotic birds that dance to impress a mate
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[ yayyy!!! ]
yeah, that i agree with. but he also seems like he would be the worst at it, he just goes for it more
anyways, im torn on 3rd/4th... i want to say loki 3rd but he might be too busy
[ kaiser doesn't have to think about it so hard, but yeah. ]
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[ rin being delulu enough to think people would want to fight over him. el em a o. ]
what if he's like one of those guys that bootycall you, get their business done and then kick you out
if he's like that, it might work
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or i can meet him in the tesco car park
[ that's what they do in the UK, right? they go to tesco and brawl to the death? also this conversation has become mega cursed with the brand new mbappe allegations... sorry loki... ]
that sounds more like noa than loki, to be honest
hed probably tell his hookups that they have to be done in 2.5 hours so that he can stay on schedule, for that matter
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2.5 hours is ample time though
like we get a lot of stuff done in 2.5 hours
then again i guess we're younger and we have more energy...
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[ some might say too free, too spontaneous. ]
he probably has it scheduled down to 15 minute intervals like a training schedule
greetings & other polite bullshit 0:00-0:30
foreplay 0:30-1:15
fucking 1:15-2:00
clean-up 2:00-2:30
[ he referenced his actual training schedule for that one. ]
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sometimes i come over and i don't even say hi to you
[ unfortunately that might be because rin is an unsocialized kitten... puppy... autism creature. ]
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[ good thing kaiser loves unsocialized animals! ]
hes surprisingly big on that kind of thing, though
he makes us do teambuilding activities often
all ive learned from them is there are a lot of people i dont want to build a team with and now everybody is too scared to arm wrestle with me
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[ ugh. his unsocialized animal that hops on his dick whenever he asks for it. ]
they're into this kind of stuff huh
loki once asked us what we would do if it was guaranteed they could get away with it
everyone said stuff like adjusting their balls on the pitch or picking their nose during interviews and then i was the freak who said murder
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[ love can be between an unsocialized animal and a barely socialized animal who have minimal impulse control against their instincts to mate... ]
maybe thats something all coaches do, then
also
????
why would anybody waste such a valuable opportunity on adjusting their balls. id be asking if mass murder counts if i do all the killing at once
[ mr. "i think about who i want to kill... and reflect on myself :)" in my free time. ]
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guess their only enemies are their balls
must be nice to live such a carefree life without making any enemies
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that just means theyre nothing notable
if youre good enough, then youll get haters just for existing
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is that why everyone is so obsessed with pissing me off
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honestly, probably yes
or at least, thats probably a major part of it
you wouldnt go out of your way to piss off a literal who, would you?
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it's not fun and you don't gain shit from it
pissing off loki, however...
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im slightly jealous how many opportunities you get to do so
[ and this is before he dunked on the kaiser impact... sniffles... ]
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and he's not like isagi or other wimps who just take it
sometimes his retaliation takes more time than whatever i did to piss him off
[ rin being a shocked pikachu because of the consequences of his actions?? ]
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i think for people who have professional success, the younger it happens, the more they have to have a strong mindset to deal with it
[ this was not meant to be a commentary on s*e it*shi. or on kaiser himself... ]
you have to really make it count or else its just another average day for him -_-
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is this why this shit pisses me off so much
[ blue lock. having fans. giving interviews. ugh, he just wants to play soccer and die. ]
am i too old
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[ kaiser can't live to be a person who gets canceled on twitter for being a 19yo who dates a 160yo so he hesitates to simply say "you're young". ]
thats just how it is but dont worry about it
its not as if youre that pink cockroach who is literally unsalvageable in his current state
you do what you have to, no?
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hm
i guess you're right
they should put him down, you know
like one of those sick animals in a forest
[ guy who watched a nature documentary again. also guy who would be shot on sight as well. ]
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i agree. his vibes are noxious and atrocious
the only question in my mind is whether he should be euthanized by injection or shot
i feel like the injection would deny all of us a certain visceral joy, but that includes himself, so maybe its worth it
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true
he's such a freak, he might enjoy getting shot
wait
we could drown him
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pass it off as a tragic poolside incident, perhaps, and people will have forgotten about it all in a few weeks
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celebrities die all the time so
[ imagine him shrugging. ]
he's so freaky, no one will miss him
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