come on, ill even throw in the mall kombucha for free
[ and because he's already out. so. ]
your special drink and watching kroos when he was our age and neuer at his peak so we can forget all the bad things and i eat you out for around 50 minutes and then go to bed so you have the energy to frolic and kick during practice tomorrow say yes say yes
[ you mess up ONE time and it's NOT even at the pussy eating part and your MEAN WIFE will NEVER forget EVEN IF all the other times IT WAS PERFECTLY FINE!! ]
yeah its kinda like that scene in call me by your name i take a pit out of a peach and i do fucked up things to it as practice
[ HE'S KIDDING!! sae won't be able to tell, he's pretty sure. kaiser told that joke for himself. ]
this clip doesnt even show the part where his older lover walks in and takes a bite out of the cum peach youd probably like him, armie hammer? the cannibal rape fantasy rumor guy?
thats why i have to put you in the cage, i have fucking dibs -_- youre not getting eaten up by anybody else youre just going to have to settle. i cant help it that you like it when we fuck
[ "i can't rape you, you like when we have deranged sex" is indeed an angle. ]
i said im not letting you get eaten up by anybody else because i have dibs, no? what? you think i wont do it?
[ oh okay, kaiser understand the assignment. then he'll force sae to have sex with him in missionary, lights on, gazing into each others' eyes, whispering tenders words of affection and l— ]
[ he says that like it explains everything. or maybe like he's saying that he's the most interesting boy in the world? but what he's actually communicating is that kaiser can always gaslight himself into yet another personality profile, so, you know— ]
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[ kaiser understands him 💙 ]
come on, ill even throw in the mall kombucha for free
[ and because he's already out. so. ]
your special drink and watching kroos when he was our age and neuer at his peak so we can forget all the bad things and i eat you out for around 50 minutes and then go to bed so you have the energy to frolic and kick during practice tomorrow
say yes
say yes
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If you suck at eating me out I'm leaving
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now say yes!
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yeah its kinda like that scene in call me by your name
i take a pit out of a peach and i do fucked up things to it as practice
[ HE'S KIDDING!! sae won't be able to tell, he's pretty sure. kaiser told that joke for himself. ]
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Whats call me by your name
( if they watched it together, he fell asleep. )
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[ he's curious about if sae's white boy kink will kick in for this one or not. ]
im not like him though
i stop after i put my tongue in
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That's fucking disgusting thanks
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youd probably like him, armie hammer? the cannibal rape fantasy rumor guy?
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That one's sexy.
( he'd let him rape-cannibalize him tehe )
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you think so? i dont think hes that hot
he looks like an upgraded version of harold [ you know. ]
well, when he keeps his mouth shut, at least.
at any rate there are hotter people to get cannibalized by
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Sure there are, but they're usually not cannibal rapists.
Not like I'm picky about that.
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youre not getting eaten up by anybody else
youre just going to have to settle. i cant help it that you like it when we fuck
[ "i can't rape you, you like when we have deranged sex" is indeed an angle. ]
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( find a way to make it so that he doesn't like it!!!!!!!!!!! )
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what? you think i wont do it?
[ oh okay, kaiser understand the assignment. then he'll force sae to have sex with him in missionary, lights on, gazing into each others' eyes, whispering tenders words of affection and l— ]
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( SO TRUE that would constitute as rape to sae... )
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cant do it too early, you know? i need you [ 🥺 ]
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... ok.
( throws up )
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[ teehee ]
like i said before, im the one who gets to decide when im done with you, sae itoshi
after that ill do whatever i feel like
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( spitting bile into the sink rn )
I'll probably get bored of you before then.
Realistically.
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that wont happen
im michael kaiser
[ he says that like it explains everything. or maybe like he's saying that he's the most interesting boy in the world? but what he's actually communicating is that kaiser can always gaslight himself into yet another personality profile, so, you know— ]
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What does that have to do with anything
( unlike kaiser, sae is not schizophrenic... ? )
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i mean, you met me before id dyed my hair, yes...?
[ or did sae forget the scruffy weirdo he was... :( ]
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( LIKE!!!!!!! )
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but its not as if the way i was before wouldve impressed you either, yeah?
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