[ kaiser knows this and everything about sae's latest safe foods, but he will pretend like he didn't... also of course sae is a "lately i've been getting into yogurt" gf. ]
got it thanks also that reminds me any lingering aches and pains in your leg?
i seem to remember the doctor saying it was a remarkably clean break that would heal up neatly so i think my efforts count too. what if i had shattered your shinbone or something you know i could
i think you know very well if i accidentally gripped your wrist too hard then you could kiss ever using it properly again goodbye but lets be clear that too is a team effort of my grip strength AND your fragile bones
[ the low fat cottage cheese's calcium content can't save sae now... ]
dont say that like you dislike it anyways, im not shattering your bones for now, the timing isnt right we make it to cl finals, ill break whatever part of you that you want
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i know you dont have any other plans so say 'yes okay' -_- you can be easy just this once
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( his brain has like, 20 mb of capacity, and 19.5mb is taken by soccer, like the way windows takes up a few gigs of your computer hdd's storage. )
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im starting to feel like mancitys coach...
[ you know. he wants to hurt himself. ]
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Sure, book the tickets.
( beach :) )
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[ he needs sae to COMMIT. he knows it's scary, but please... ]
if theres anything in particular you want, think about it now
im probably going to try to spend most of the time laying down, honestly. im tired
[ not of playing football, for the record. of being alive. ]
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( this is the height of his commitment... )
Not really.
I'm tired, too. ( of living........ )
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lets just lay next to each other on the beach for hours, then
once the winter break starts... i dont want to do anything...
then ill plan all the meals ahead of time so room service will take care of everything at the time of
[ and because kaiser is a controlling german bf. ]
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We can go get plenty of massages, too.
( and relax... and zone out... dissociate... )
Okay.
I've been eating mostly low-fat, high protein cottage cheese lately. 100g every morning, with 20g of protein granola.
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got it thanks
also that reminds me
any lingering aches and pains in your leg?
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Not really, it seems to have recovered fine.
The PT helped.
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okay good, finally some news i enjoy hearing for a change
yay good job me for doing it just right [ say thank you to him. ]
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( hmph. )
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we can say it was a joint effort between us, no?
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what if i had shattered your shinbone or something
you know i could
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( twirls hair )
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but lets be clear
that too is a team effort of my grip strength AND your fragile bones
[ the low fat cottage cheese's calcium content can't save sae now... ]
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Not human.
( as kaiser himself said! )
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anyways, im not shattering your bones for now, the timing isnt right
we make it to cl finals, ill break whatever part of you that you want
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leaving bm to miss qualifying for the cl the season immediately after is grounds for me to immediately kill myself
we will make it...
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It'll all be decided on the tenth, so get ready.
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as for the rest... well, who knows -_-
regardless, we ARE going to make it
[ and if they don't, he's going to grievously self-harm... 💙 ]
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( well, he's not nothing else to say, but after watching bayern fuck it up too maybe he'll feel a bit better... and so should kaiser — )
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cant you say something more affirming than that -_-
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