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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

[ ... true! ]

actually, i dont hate it, im neutral towards it. i just prefer not doing it much more
its like being given a snack that isnt your favorite but you would eat it anyways, i guess

anyways, tomorrow afternoon. plenty of time to have a parisian croissant and coffee for a late breakfast tomorrow, i guess

[nintendog]

( he has so much of it though. he should reconsider. )

There's not a place out there that you're curious about seeing?

( not that she has any off the top of her head but that's more because she lives in a bubble. )

That's if you make it back to your hotel anyway.

[outplayed]

[ maybe, but he believes that money can't buy a single thing that matters :( ]

no way, anywhere i have in mind is probably because ive seen it in a movie and reality will never be as visually pleasing

[ he'd never get paris syndrome, he knows better. ]

and i will make it back
worst comes to it, ill call a senior team member or manager... though i really dont want to because it will be annoying... -_-

[ "hiiii, i know i said don't fucking talk to me ever again after all that stuff came out about how you're trying to shape me into your next rival or whatever but i'm so lost and with a face as beautiful as this i just don't think you should risk me getting kidnapped or something. i dropped my location marker okay see you soon, tschau tschau." ]

[nintendog]

( well with his needs provided for.. ok that's a little sad but also kinda true. )

Well, yeah, nothing's picture perfect like that. I feel like it'd be unnerving to be somewhere that's just naturally set up like that.

( his particular distaste for the french has been noted. )

Why not? They're there to help, aren't they?

[outplayed]

in my experience, that has not been the case

[ he's. not gonna get into it. ]

as usual, theres lots of big egos in professional sports, so its probably about to be expected
besides, you can have some faith in me, i can figure this out. you DO have faith, right?

[nintendog]

( ? )

??
In your experience? You've been somewhere like that before?

( unfortunately the way he worded that makes that question inevitable.... )

And, of course I do.

But it's not about that.

Wouldn't you be worried if I told you I got lost?

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in my experience with senior team members or management
my god, im not a chronically lost child, okay?

[ people could be forgiven for getting that impression, though. kaiser just don't care about what he doesn't care about!! ]

you might not like this if you jump the gun on my reply so at least read my answer all the way through
no, i wouldnt really be that worried because i think youd be able to figure it out

[nintendog]

( she went from absolutely offended to entirely too proud of herself that he wouldn't worry WAY too quickly. you know what though, in the end, that's the right answer.... )

Of course I'd figure it out.

( )

Or if I don't I guess I just live there now.

( this is a joke. )

And I misunderstood juuust a little. I thought you were still talking about movie set sceneries actually, but I really shouldn't be too surprised to hear that about your seniors and stuff considering what you've described of the culture in that field.

This might be a strange question but I'm going to ask it anyway, but couldn't you have gone ahead and gone back to Germany before them if you don't like it there that much?

[outplayed]

well, dont get lost in france and decide to just live here now. it fucking sucks

[ stop this man's french hating ass. ]

well my team is
idiosyncratic.
lets call it that

[ every team is deranged in their own special way. kaiser's is noticeably deranged, though. ]

and yeah i could have but why would i
then id have to put effort into finding a different flight, arranging pickup to and from the airport, etc.
all to get back, what, a day earlier? eh...

[nintendog]

( but it's funny. )

Taking suggestions on the best places to get lost, then.

( idiosyncratic feels a little too nice but she won't question it. )

How bad could doing all of that really be? It can't be that bad.

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... austria, maybe?
well, a lot of the smaller cities in germany are nice too but i might be biased since im german...
coastal spain maybe...

[ he's really trying hard to answer that question, yeah. ]

and its not bad, its inconvenient
inconvenient is worse than bad if you ask me

[nintendog]

( she's not sure why she expected literally any other answer other than germany.





why spain.. actually, that's worth asking. )

Spain? I wasn't expecting that one.

( how is it that this boy is both the laziest and most hardworking person she knows simultaneously. it's impressive. )

Your logic continues to astound me.
Explain.

[outplayed]

spain has nice beaches and better weather than most places

[ and kaiser gets positive impressions of places for little things like "i enjoyed the bread there", so. ]

?
inconvenient = fucking annoying
i dont want to deal with things that are fucking annoying but i can deal with things that are bad easily

[nintendog]

( that gap moe's fucking crazy as always. )

Really?
Hm, I don't know if I can any time soon but I'd like to see it someday.

( y'know. when the fire dies down, whenever that happens. )

You can't delegate the things that are bad, but you can with things that are inconvenient, no?

[outplayed]

[ food oriented boy... ]

i wouldnt delegate either? why would i let other people deal with bad things

[ and TRUST others? ew. no. ]

[nintendog]

( at least he's got somethin... )

So you don't want to do certain things yourself, but you also don't want other people to do it. Do I have this right.

[outplayed]

yeah, what is so hard to understand about it
i like to do things for myself whenever possible so i know how it was done and why

[nintendog]

It's not that I don't understand wanting to do things on my own..

( it's the eldest daughter syndrome. :/ )

But then I feel like that leaves a lot of gaps for you considering the amount of things I could see you calling inconvenient. Do you need help?

[outplayed]

i really think you overestimate how complicated my life is just because i travel internationally a lot...
mostly what people expect from me is to take care of myself and kick ball good... i dont encounter inconvenience in daily life that much...

[nintendog]

( huh. that's actually crazy for her to even consider. )

They really handle everything to make sure you just do those two things, huh. Professionals sure are on a different level.

[outplayed]

well, yeah, but my situation is different from most, to be fair...

[ and kaiser might be severely discounting the existence of daily inconveniences like "traffic was a little heavier than usual" because he doesn't really care about stuff like that. nothin' worth complaining about... ]

but no, i dont need help...
anything that i cant do on my own are things that cant be fixed by other people in the first place, if you get what i mean

[nintendog]

( she has a few of those. business that only she can work out? of course. so yeah, she gets it. )

I figured I'd offer anyway.

( there's a lot she doesn't know!! about him, or how his situation works, or the nuances around it all.. so it doesn't hurt to ask, probably. )

But I'm going to be so honest and say I half thought that you'd use it to ask me to participate in more of your named and themed days.

( you know the ones. )

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??
you should be participating in sensitive white boy wednesday because you WANT to, okay? i need to feel your heartfelt sincerity which cannot come from me INDUCING you to remember the importance of sensitive white boy wednesday

[nintendog]

( now wait hold on that one's new to her )

Logistical issue, I'm neither white nor a boy.

( also? sensitive? )

Dare I ask how this one's meant to be put into practice?

[outplayed]

yeah? sensitive white boy wednesday is for ME, keep up
all participants should listen to their local white boys sensitive thoughts and validate their emotions. if not then youre promoting toxic masculinity so keep that in mind

[ he really just says whatever sometimes. ]