[ so sae does care that kaiser went alone... also, seeing that his gk idol is not only washed but has an alien's taste in christmas trees did not make kaiser happy. ]
well i had to be subject to lorenzo because snuffy goes to all these things and you know lorenzo goes wherever he does he gets uglier every next time i see him you know i dont give a shit about serie a so i didnt know that ubers is doing badly right now. maybe thats aging him even faster their turkish forward is still hot though [ kaiser Would. ]
youve become even more difficult to please since we last talked i guess you didnt get laid [ or groomed ] over the holiday break, do you want me to remind you where you put that vibrator
[ that makes sense to kaiser, though. because people do wholesome things with their family and friends over the holidays and whatnot, leaving less time to fuck around... the munchen muncher was on a family holiday too... ]
[ YAAAAAYYY... kaiser has to believe sae hasn't decided to abruptly change his mind on how much he likes hearing kaiser's accent come out, so he will let it out a bit more... also, he sounds a little sleeby himself. ]
Guten Abend, Sae. [ uwu... ] I also read a lot over the holiday break, shall I tell you some analogies that philosophers seem to enjoy? Do you know about the hedgehog's dilemma? I'll take your silence as a no...
[ somehow kaiser suspects that sae isn't reading in general, but he can keep that to himself. ]
The situation is that it's cold during winter and these hedgehogs need to get closer to each other to stay warm and not freeze to death... but they're hedgehogs, so if they get close to each other, they'll prick each other with their quills. The dilemma is that they can't be close to each other and they can't be apart from each other either. Schopenhauer says that's why social norms exist for humans, so that they can better judge the right distance to keep...
[ is this boring sae, kaiser wonders?? good, go to bed. ]
Where was I supposed to see a hedgehog living in a German city, at the zoo? I've never been anywhere like that... I think that I haven't seen that many real animals, now that I think about it. Unless it counts if I've seen drawings?
[ guy who isn't exactly sure what most wild animals look like... look, he didn't grow up drooling over nature documentaries like some people. and not unlike sae, the only videos he watches are sports... he has not known the joy of seeing a panda do the dumbest things imaginable. he knows what a lot of birds look like now, he supposes??
also, kaiser doesn't feel like saying "yeah... that's because it's a metaphor" so he'll leave that be for now. ahem. ]
but since kaiser is so uneducated in all things animal, perhaps sae should take pity on him and start bringing him places... aquariums and zoos, to begin with... )
[ yeah, bring him to some wild animals so that kaiser can get reconnected with his feral energy! ]
Ah... it was that or visit the beach, I think. We must have gone to the beach instead. [ he remembers, but he also don't. also, he's stifling a yawn in case sae thinks kaiser is rubbing his ability to get sleepy in his face. ] The aquarium seems like it would be different from a zoo, though. A zoo probably has... more variety, I guess. More predators too, maybe.
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Have you never fell asleep looking at your phone
( crazy... )
Usual.
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do you want me to tell you what happened at ray darks new years party then
which i went to ALONE btw and did NOT ENJOY
[ just so sae knows. ]
also i got to see this [LINK]
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( judging by the pic, he did?
but sae doesn't tell him to stop talking, so... go on... )
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well i had to be subject to lorenzo because snuffy goes to all these things and you know lorenzo goes wherever he does
he gets uglier every next time i see him
you know i dont give a shit about serie a so i didnt know that ubers is doing badly right now. maybe thats aging him even faster
their turkish forward is still hot though [ kaiser Would. ]
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Cool
( he's just going to go watch tiktoks. bye )
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i thought you liked talking about hot strikers, whats your problem
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My problem is that you're boring and suck and I hate you
( :/ )
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did you want to see him yourself?
ill invite you to the next party too so next time you can...
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( he already said no to parties once :/ )
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i guess you didnt get laid [ or groomed ] over the holiday break, do you want me to remind you where you put that vibrator
[ that makes sense to kaiser, though. because people do wholesome things with their family and friends over the holidays and whatnot, leaving less time to fuck around... the munchen muncher was on a family holiday too... ]
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( that he's more difficult to deal with is just because kaiser is on his hate list rn???????? duh. )
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i even gave you an opening to talk about one of your favorite topics, my god
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( he wants to sleep! )
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this is why i wanted to call, so i can yap at you with my soothing voice and beautiful accent until you get sleepy and you dont have to reply
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Fine
( :/ :\ )
Call.
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Guten Abend, Sae. [ uwu... ] I also read a lot over the holiday break, shall I tell you some analogies that philosophers seem to enjoy? Do you know about the hedgehog's dilemma? I'll take your silence as a no...
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kaiser's annoying and he hates him but his voice can be soothing, he supposes.......... )
... ( yeah, he wasn't reading over the holidays, so... ) Obviously not.
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The situation is that it's cold during winter and these hedgehogs need to get closer to each other to stay warm and not freeze to death... but they're hedgehogs, so if they get close to each other, they'll prick each other with their quills. The dilemma is that they can't be close to each other and they can't be apart from each other either. Schopenhauer says that's why social norms exist for humans, so that they can better judge the right distance to keep...
[ is this boring sae, kaiser wonders?? good, go to bed. ]
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That's stupid. Can't hedgehogs put their quills back? ( like when they're all smooth...... the quills are back................... )
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[ where was he supposed to have seen hedgehogs? kaiser has the opposite of internet brainrot. ]
Anyways, it's only a metaphor. It's not really about hedgehogs, it's about people.
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( weird. anyway: )
... but people don't have quills... ?
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[ guy who isn't exactly sure what most wild animals look like... look, he didn't grow up drooling over nature documentaries like some people. and not unlike sae, the only videos he watches are sports... he has not known the joy of seeing a panda do the dumbest things imaginable. he knows what a lot of birds look like now, he supposes??
also, kaiser doesn't feel like saying "yeah... that's because it's a metaphor" so he'll leave that be for now. ahem. ]
We never went to the aquarium either.
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( he doesn't remember.
but since kaiser is so uneducated in all things animal, perhaps sae should take pity on him and start bringing him places... aquariums and zoos, to begin with... )
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Ah... it was that or visit the beach, I think. We must have gone to the beach instead. [ he remembers, but he also don't. also, he's stifling a yawn in case sae thinks kaiser is rubbing his ability to get sleepy in his face. ] The aquarium seems like it would be different from a zoo, though. A zoo probably has... more variety, I guess. More predators too, maybe.
[ kaiser doesn't know the horrors of the ocean. ]
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Ah. ( beach is better than an aquarium... so that makes sense. ) Not necessarily. There's a reason so many people are scared of the ocean.
( not him, though!!!!!! )
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