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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[hamletism]

people get their shit rocked for making burgers wrong lol
humans r animals and dont play abt their food

[outplayed]

are you dumb? there is clearly a difference in magnitude here, is there not?

[hamletism]

( he might be dumb, )

how
both suck
you can get fired for both???

[outplayed]

[ ooogh... it's okay. kaiser doesn't need a smart ESA. ]

jesus christ i wish i could just get fired for an off day
instead some of my coworkers will treat me like i deserve to be stoned and violated, as will thousands of random people on social media

and thats after taking into account my white boy advantage

[hamletism]

maybe you can if you do bad enough
but idt you'd find yourself in a diff profession
all yall know is sports

[outplayed]

???
i dont want to do "bad enough"
im not some lazyass who just wants to lay around all day

[ well. he kind of is... but that's different... ]

thats why, you should take the same attitude with your work
since i have to pay you with the money i earned with this mindset

[hamletism]

sure
let me go suck some dicks rn for training

[outplayed]

okay nasty, if youre so bad at it that you need the practice then go ahead

[hamletism]

well, are you so bad at kicking balls you need to do it every day?

[outplayed]

no, im really good at it even without practice. its that i have useless ass teammates who cant keep up so out of the kindness of my heart i help them out

[hamletism]

oooh wow
you're so gracious, mr. emperor
well, not that id know i guess
i cant watch it anyway

[outplayed]

well, yeah? im the nicest white boy that ever existed
would i do any of this for you if i werent incredibly kind

[hamletism]

huh
i guess you are nice, yeah
nobody's ever offered anything like this to me
unless you're gonna "lol jk" me after we fuck. but then i want the 2k at least or i'll seriously stab u

[outplayed]

ill stay the nicest white boy in the world as long as you meet expectations
anyways i already said ill pay you so calm down -_- i keep my word

[hamletism]

your word's all i've got, so i guess we'll see about that

[outplayed]

ill give you 10% upfront if you want but no more.

[hamletism]

hey ill take it
can u venmo me

[outplayed]

no
youll pick it up in cash, in person
im not fucking stupid

[ he is NOT leaving a financial paper trail that he paid money for weird sex... ]

[hamletism]

what, scared someone will track it or something?
im just a friend so its fine

[outplayed]

i dont care
thats how youre getting the money or not at all
deal or no?

[hamletism]

fine by me
i just thought id go get myself a snack rn smh

[outplayed]

at this time of night?

[ NO FOOD after (insert arbitrary time of night here) if you don't want to end up like fatnabry. ]

whatever, i guess thats none of my business
what shit do you want to eat
ill meet you there and pay and give you the rest in cash

[hamletism]

days are for sleeping, nights are for snacks

( DUHHHH. no fat camp plz... )

good q
maybe a sandwich or something...

[outplayed]

[ hm... on the one hand, it's bread. but on the other hand, it's bread at night... kaiser will not say anything. this time!

he'll just drop a location for the nicest fast food chain nearby because all the proper restaurants are already closed. hmph... ]

25 minutes or im leaving

[ kaiser, of course, will be waiting there in 20 minutes. :) ]

[hamletism]

kk

( not the luxury fastfood... but fine! he won't be late! he's up on his feet anyway, so he'll show up after kaiser does, but NOT past the 25 minute mark, ok.

you'll have to approach him and tap his shoulder or something, though, because he just followed the google instructions and does NAWT know where you're standing........... )