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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

Comments

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cats are simply clever, its not a trick
completely different

[ like, yes, kaiser can perform tricks. BUT LET'S NOT FORGET HE'S ALSO CLEVER!!!! ]

[sublimed]

Some are exceedingly stupid.
Especially the orange ones.
You're close enough to orange, too...

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i am NOT an orange cat
there are so many stupider people than i am out there
im one of those massive fluffy cats

[sublimed]

You're not that massive.
And fluffy cats can still be orange.

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im just clearly not an orange cat -_- my hair is BLOND
since when are you a cat expert???

[sublimed]

Close enough?

And since I've been living around one for a while.

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oh really? is it cute? do you like the way it meows at you

[sublimed]

No and no.

( walked into that... )

[outplayed]

then you cant be much of an expert in cats
you dont even appreciate the way it meows so cutely for you

[sublimed]

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you can't be an expert in the field.

( duhh! )

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okay then where does your local cat like being petted? you cant possibly insist youre an expert if you dont know this...

[sublimed]

On his head and scratched under his chin.

( not that he does it... much... )

[outplayed]

???
if you know then you should do it more often

[sublimed]

And why should I?

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to prove that you are truly a cat expert...

[sublimed]

I've got the knowledge to prove it, so I don't need the practice.

[outplayed]

you would not be impressed if i said that about being offside so dont say that to me now

[sublimed]

Obviously that doesn't apply to football.

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you would not be impressed if i said that about eating pussy so dont say that to me now

[sublimed]

Hmm... do you even have the technical knowledge of it, though?

I know you don't perform it well, but...

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what would you like me to do, read a how-to manual? buy a "how to eat pussy for dummies" book?

[sublimed]

Spend more time between my legs, maybe.

[outplayed]

id do it, but would you let me?

[ applaud his self-control for not adding :pleading:... ]

[sublimed]

That depends on how you ask for it.

( beg for it*** )

[outplayed]

what, you want me to beg you for it? you know i will, so is it that satisfying to you?