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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[menkoi]

wow
speaking of offensive. a yukata is not like a bathrobe?

[ literally means bathrobe...... ]

my point is i think it'll look hot on you.
so yeah, i want to do it

i could find you a really sick pattern. i get the feeling you like blue and roses?

[outplayed]

damn i cant believe i was culturally insensitive [ /s, if it wasn't clear ]
now im gonna get canceled on twitter. again

anyway yeah
but i also like my team colors pretty well too
black, red, and gold

cw cursed yukata fabric that exists.

[menkoi]

yeah sorry in advance for publicly denouncing you with the rest of the country

all right
how do you feel about skulls
https://item.rakuten.co.jp/yukata-shop/916/

HELP

[outplayed]

dwbi i was already canceled for showing up with tattoos
im going down in infamy from beginning to end, who even gives a shit

wtf is that
ok
to be honest the most offensive thing about it is the amount of purple

so bad it's art 😭

[menkoi]

hahaha adorable reaction.
it's a traditionally hand-dyed roll of yukata cloth. i think it's cool as hell?

ok ok no purple. i'll start looking seriously

or just take you to a shop. they'll need all your measurements anyway

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like you, i happen to know my measurements soooo
but dont let that stop you from taking me out on a shopping date
ill even hold the bags this time [ this time... next time, who knows. ]

[menkoi]

[ how the turn tables from "one date" ]

there isn't much that can stop me from doing anything🩷

very attractive of you to offer

i'll miss the dirty looks from ppl who think you're making your sweet little weak-armed gf carry her own shit

[outplayed]

?
i mean if you prefer for me to continue being a hate sink then by all means, carry your own bags
ill probably have enough of my own shit to deal with

[menkoi]

oh, don't misunderstand

you can carry them

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my god you are soOooOooO generous
thanks for the privilege [ EYEROLL ]

[menkoi]

what are you whining at me for. you offered?
just could literally just shut up and look hot and capable

you're acting like i won't make it worth your while

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because its funnier this way?
but sure
dont buy things from stores with bags that are ugly or clash with my outfit then

[menkoi]

stop being gleefully right it's really annoying

yeah ok
that's fair. i agree as long as that's a mutual contract

[outplayed]

would you prefer me being morosely right?
i am german after all so ive got a lot of natural angst i can let out at any given point in time

[ also because he's fucked up in the mental. ]

and sure, deal.

[menkoi]

[ hmmmm can't relate 💅?? ]

i take it back

not gonna take the blame for any of your personal manpain-related international incidents

[outplayed]

?
not that
i meant like nietzsche style

[menkoi]

[ really... ]

is it going to be about soccer

[outplayed]

what? no idk if nietzsche even knew what soccer is
like existential angst or whatever the fuck

[menkoi]

ok. i just have a feeling that a lot of your existential angst is going to be about soccer somehow

[outplayed]

you must think im dumb as a pile of fucking bricks
i know things outside of sports believe it or not.

[menkoi]

i think it's your career like you said and that you're serious about it???geez.

you really are having some angst

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maybe im not a REaL PuRE athlete or something
but i dont think existential angst can be about sports
nobody "needs" sports to exist

[menkoi]

idk. i guess not.

but i think plenty of people don't know what to do with themselves outside of their identity as "the best" at whatever

so what's your damage?

[ do u wanna talk about the crazy, michael... ]

[outplayed]

nice try but im actually so normal
all my damage is the standard damage you have when you have to start your career at 15 and worry about aging out by 30

[ taking refuge in audacity, you know.

also check back in a few days in case they finally start revealing his backstory in more detail— ]

[menkoi]

[ guess who was RIGHT about it being about SOCCER ]

ok yeah
i guess i wouldn't know anything about that right