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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[sublimed]

I've got no sympathy for you either way.
I had a long day back then, too, and I was fine.
You're just a little baby.

[outplayed]

yeah, wah wah im a fucking baby or whatever gets you to be nicer to me
now let me put my head in your lap again

tbh i hardly ever sleep in vehicles though
flight to and from japan that first time was fucking rough

[ not least because he left with his mind literally in shambles. also sorry if it was gay to reveal that his inability to sleep in vehicles was canceled out by sae's lap. ]

[sublimed]

Didn't seem like that to me.
Again, you slept like a fucking baby.

( he's connecting the dots......... )

[outplayed]

[ that makes one of them, kaiser remains oblivious to what he just implied. ]

?
what do you want me to say to that
i already did the "wah wah im a fucking baby or whatever"...

[sublimed]

?
So why do you knock out the moment you put your head on me?

( ??? )

[outplayed]

[ don't force him to think about this. it takes like a solid 10 minutes for him to ponder it. then another 20 minutes for him to mentally accept the implications. UGHHH... ]

dont ask questions you dont want to hear the answer to

[sublimed]

I do want to hear it, that's why I asked.

( any opportunity to give kaiser an equally bad allergic reaction............... )

[outplayed]

[ kaiser's not having an allergic reaction, he's nauseous. actual stummy hurty, feels like he might be ill. ]

i felt it was comfortable, i suppose

[ the worst part about this is sae's shoulder and lap are almost certainly not intrinsically comfortable? so he can't even be like "idk your plush and thick thighs just make it so easy." ]

im sick
im having insane nausea

[sublimed]

Huh.

( his shoulder's literally bony and his thighs are pretty hard so like, okay. whatever you say. )

?
What, did you eat something weird? ( NOW YOU FUCKING SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

[outplayed]

[ this is normally when he would say something insane like "it must be all those times i ate your pussy out finally catching up to me" but he can't at the moment.

also this is mean because kaiser doesn't even realize at the moment this is revenge, he still isn't sure what got sae freaking out earlier?? ]

what if it doesnt get better in three days and i cant come get you because i will repeatedly puke in the uber
will you still come and nurse me back to health [ uwu ]

[sublimed]

( good for him because sae would never let him back between his legs after that?????

anyway this is not mean. this is revenge and it's justified. )

Obviously not.
I don't want to catch it if it's some weird stomach bug.

( even if kaiser watched him puke... but it's different, ok. )

[outplayed]

[ it's bullying... and kaiser is too oblivious to even understand why sae is doing it. ]

damn then i guess i have to recover fast
youre so unconcerned for my health though
hurts my feelings [ it does not. ]

[sublimed]

( maybe he should be less brainless then... )

I thought you said you never got sick.
Why would I be concerned?
You're supposed to be the stupidly healthy idiot in this arrangement.

[outplayed]

[ he was borned this brainless... ]

i dont never get sick
ive just never been sick for more than 2 days consecutively, totally different

youre right though
ill get better. for you [ EYEROLL ]

[sublimed]

( ouuuugh )

So I guess idiots do get sick, after all.
They just recover quick?

Mm.
If you're still ill by the time my flight comes around, let me know.
I'll bring you some of my mom's medicine. ( which is to say? homemade food? because that always helps.

and probably some wild herbal tea. )

[outplayed]

cant we attribute this to my strong immune system instead?

and i probably wont be
but ill keep you posted
if i somehow got you sick i think youd hold it against me forever

[ when sae strangles him with a green onion... ]

[sublimed]

I don't think we can.

And, yeah, true.
If it were at any other time, I'd come baby you.
But right before a match? Kind of risky. ( ughhhh. )

[outplayed]

[ WOULD HE REALLY? ughhh now kaiser hopes he gets sick next cold season... ]

dont worry about it
i will surely deliver sae itoshi to allianz arena on good time and in perfect health for the match so that i can commit egregious fouls against you with a clear conscience

[sublimed]

( he's still a big brother even though he's a shitty, terrible one??? look. )

Aww, Mika.
You sure know how to get a guy fired up.

[outplayed]

only for you, meine prinzessin

how are your allergies now btw [ <-- guy who still doesn't know what all that was about! ]

[sublimed]

Calmed down a little.
I got distracted with your stomach issues.

( aka he got his revenge so he's feeling better— )

[outplayed]

wow schadenfreude much...
try to not choke to death in your sleep, ok?
at least wait til youre here before you do that

[sublimed]

Don't use big words, it's weird when you do it.

Sure.
I'd hate for you to get jealous I got to die by choking.

[outplayed]

its literally german idk what else to say on the matter
thats just how german is

when you get here we can have a nice long talk about our torschlusspanik and weltschmerz and possibly even our frühjahrsmüdigkeit (look them up)
if anything you should learn german because this language is simply superior for having an extended mental breakdown in

[ he's kidding (he's not kidding) he's kidding!! (he's not kidding.) ]

[sublimed]

None of these sound like real words.
Especially the last one... ?

( but fine, let him look up all these Depression terms. )

I learned some today, I guess.
Not that I'd ever remember any of this.